CopingGal Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 (edited) My ex is so stupid, he thinks a magic trick is a prostitute that plays basketball. My ex is so phony, he has "Make in Taiwan" stamped on his ass. When my ex was born, his mother took one look at him and asked the doctor where the hospital did exchanges. When my ex was born, the doctor looked at him and said "Oops." What do Elliot Spitzer, Dick Cheney and my ex have in common? They were all hatched from the same egg. Edited August 31, 2011 by CopingGal
Duckduckgoose Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 I can't really say anything bad about my exH. His actions and life now speak far louder than I ever could. No point in me being bitter it's just going to hurt another relationship to keep dragging my exH into it. Besides, I married him after all. To say horrible things about him only reflects back on me... after all I could had told him to GTFO when he proposed.
SimonSerenade Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 My ex is so fat when she took her pants off I got vertigo My ex is so poor I walked through her front door and tripped over her back fence. My ex is so stupid she went to Disney world and saw a sign "Disney World left" and went home My ex is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
Author CopingGal Posted September 2, 2011 Author Posted September 2, 2011 This isn't even a real joke, because it really happened. I saw my ex the other day, and he looked like a wet, newborn baby chicken. That is the truth. His face was a joke. I was so turned off by him.
ConfusedT Posted September 2, 2011 Posted September 2, 2011 lets see- jokes on me? why would i want to be with someone with: no car no job lives with his mom cheated lied & left me (for his xfwb) when i needed him the most??? ohhhhhh, thats right- i have NO EFFN IDEA! haha, go me!
lovesickmonkey Posted September 3, 2011 Posted September 3, 2011 What's the difference between Heinrich Himmler and my ex? One of them had at least SOME human compassion.
visualbasicide Posted September 3, 2011 Posted September 3, 2011 You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
lovesickmonkey Posted September 8, 2011 Posted September 8, 2011 Q: Why does Brooke have brown eyes? A: Because she's full of ****.
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