How would you feel if...

[Disillusioned]

I was just watching "Alien Nation" and I had an idea... how would you feel if a race of attractive humanoid ETs landed on Earth---and started to date us, and treated us the way we've always wanted to be treated? Would there suddenly be a lot of miserable, hard-to-get-along-with human ex's?

 

Imagine, you're a human man who paired up with one of these hot ET females and you're walking arm in arm down the street with her in some swanky part of town... all the good-looking human women would be giving your female ET looks that could kill.

 

Or you're a human woman in a fancy restaurant with your new ET hunk, and all the human men in the restaurant are giving your male ET dirty looks.

 

[oaks]

Your sci-fi porn novel will sell more if there is lots of sex and the male aliens have large equipment and the female aliens have few inhibitions. (insert suitable smiley here)

[carhill]

Your really need to get out more, especially considering where you live. It's not science fiction anymore.

[Disillusioned]

Your really need to get out more, especially considering where you live. It's not science fiction anymore.

 

Uhh, well... this weekend I went to the grocery store, and to buy food for my dog... that's "out"...

[carhill]

Yeah, I know. The cat was out of food. Most of the aliens at my store are of the illegal kind but they have this funny credit card looking thing that buys them food

[runner]

as opposed to 'interracial', i suppose it would be called an 'intergalactic relationship' ?

[Disillusioned]

Most of the aliens at my store are of the illegal kind but they have this funny credit card looking thing that buys them food

 

In this neck of the woods, it's called una pistola.

[carhill]

LOL, yeah, normally that's a card that's accepted everywhere, but when most folks around here carry, it kinda becomes a moot point. Never know when an alien will decide to go off the reservation...