Dust Posted August 14, 2011 Posted August 14, 2011 I want to get back on topic for a second. Tasha is not a bitch. Like 0%... She's a good time.
Author Tasha49 Posted August 14, 2011 Author Posted August 14, 2011 No we needed to get you drunk. Only problem is we could make a triangle bigger then sumdudes stamina with distance all three of us are apart. You start drinking now and somedude will talk you into posting bikini pics of yourself later. On your marks get set start. Unluckily for you guys getting me drunk would not make me any more inclined to show bikini pics. I am still a goody-good while intoxicated. Nice try! Heheh
Author Tasha49 Posted August 14, 2011 Author Posted August 14, 2011 I actually am a fun, happy, guy with a decent sense of humor. Which is why I'm completely confused on why I do so badly with women. I know I don't have an unattractive personality. But when I keep getting rejected, I desperately seek other answers. Lack of height is one such scapegoat. There has to be a reason. Didn't you know? Lesbians aren't into men. Just because we're both into girls doesn't we can sleep with each other. And no I don't want to see the other side. Men have cooties. Lol! Well sh*t, you're right. Let us lesbians experience then. We don't want no cooties! Ewwwww!!!!
Nexus One Posted August 14, 2011 Posted August 14, 2011 Work it dude, work it. He's working it alright...talking about being rejected all the time and that girls think he's too short. I see women crawling all over him just reading it. He and Tasha need to be educated. I will be there with a whip in their bedroom on their wedding night. Start f*cking you two. *clash*
Author Tasha49 Posted August 14, 2011 Author Posted August 14, 2011 I want to get back on topic for a second. Tasha is not a bitch. Like 0%... She's a good time. Just to be a little on-topic some more... I have never ever been called a bitch in my life (unless my girlfriends say "Come out and drink you bitch! Teehee" and such). Not until this thread :-0
Dust Posted August 14, 2011 Posted August 14, 2011 Lol! Well sh*t, you're right. Let us lesbians experience then. We don't want no cooties! Ewwwww!!!! You and somedude should scissor. You came here upset some lame shortie called you a bitch. Now look at the disturbing stuff guys are saying to you… I’m terrible. Still Scissor! Scissor! Scissor!
cerridwen Posted August 14, 2011 Posted August 14, 2011 He's working it alright...talking about being rejected all the time and that girls think he's too short. I see women crawling all over him just reading it. He and Tasha need to be educated. I will be there with a whip in their bedroom on their wedding night. Start f*cking you two. *clash* Nexus! Be positive! This isn't going terribly. It's like watching a game of Jenga. One wrong move... And I agree, Tasha seems like a really nice girl.
Author Tasha49 Posted August 14, 2011 Author Posted August 14, 2011 He's working it alright...talking about being rejected all the time and that girls think he's too short. I see women crawling all over him just reading it. He and Tasha need to be educated. I will be there with a whip in their bedroom on their wedding night. Start f*cking you two. *clash* Pshh. Whatever. I don't like an audience. Out you go!! [i think we MAY be the most immature thread tonight]
Nexus One Posted August 14, 2011 Posted August 14, 2011 Nexus! Be positive! This isn't going terribly. It's like watching a game of Jenga. One wrong move... And I agree, Tasha seems like a really nice girl. If this is Jenga, then I'm super glue. And no Tasha, you're not a b*tch. But I will be if you don't marry Somedude.
Nexus One Posted August 14, 2011 Posted August 14, 2011 [i think we MAY be the most immature thread tonight] You don't say, captain obvious.
Author Tasha49 Posted August 14, 2011 Author Posted August 14, 2011 Well thanks guys Glad I don't seem like a bitch!!
somedude81 Posted August 14, 2011 Posted August 14, 2011 Oye this thread is bad. I can just imagine Tony coming in here and telling us to turn off the lights and go to sleep.
Author Tasha49 Posted August 14, 2011 Author Posted August 14, 2011 If this is Jenga, then I'm super glue. And no Tasha, you're not a b*tch. But I will be if you don't marry Somedude. FINE!!! Somedude81 will you marry my b*tch ass?
Author Tasha49 Posted August 14, 2011 Author Posted August 14, 2011 On a serious note... maybe we should all stfu lol.
Nexus One Posted August 14, 2011 Posted August 14, 2011 FINE!!! Somedude81 will you marry my b*tch ass? And so it begins. *gives Somedude a jab in his side with his elbow, whispering: "Say yes motherf*cker."*
Dust Posted August 14, 2011 Posted August 14, 2011 FINE!!! Somedude81 will you marry my b*tch ass? I object. (not because I’m gay for somedude) I object because you are too young to be married. Instead I suggest you meet in Vegas (and not marry) then have a crazy fked up time. I’m talking gambling, drinking, strip clubs, wax museum the full nine yards! I’m talking fcked up at a cirque de soleil show. You do Vegas and Somedude will do you.
cerridwen Posted August 14, 2011 Posted August 14, 2011 I object. (not because I’m gay for somedude) I object because you are too young to be married. Instead I suggest you meet in Vegas (and not marry) then have a crazy fked up time. I’m talking gambling, drinking, strip clubs, wax museum the full nine yards! I’m talking fcked up at a cirque de soleil show. You do Vegas and Somedude will do you. Brilliant! You can use my coupons. Somedude!! SOMEDUDE!!!!
Nexus One Posted August 14, 2011 Posted August 14, 2011 Oye this thread is bad. I can just imagine Tony coming in here and telling us to turn off the lights and go to sleep. It's all done in the name of love, he will understand. Won't you, Tony. *holding a gun in his side* (I hope he sees the humor in that.)
Dust Posted August 14, 2011 Posted August 14, 2011 Brilliant! You can use my coupons. Somedude!! SOMEDUDE!!!! We’ll make sex coupons for you. I know just the guy we should give them too. I don’t think he’s short or the time to call a woman a bitch though. He’s quite a gingerly guy actually. It would be perfect gift for the holiday season if you catch my drift.
D-Lish Posted August 14, 2011 Posted August 14, 2011 Lol ouch. But on a serious note... I don't care about anything else looks wise. There does have to be attraction but everything else I do not care about. Not about the car he drives, what his house looks like, what his job is... etc. The height is just a deal breaker. MAYBE I am missing out on a really good guy but who knows. Well you might be... I used to have a deal breaker about height- but my last 2 bf's have been shorter than I am. I am 5'7" and my last bf was probably 5'6"...and the guy before that was about 5 '6.5"... I got to this point where I realized that faces stood out to me. I used to see a cute pic of POF and like all the pictures, then see the height and not answer their mail... I'm all about the face and the eyes. I wouldn't date someone way shorter than me- because that would make me feel "big"... But an inch or two would not matter. I would never date a guy thinner than me- that would be my deal breaker- but since I'm 115lbs, I am all good for that.
cerridwen Posted August 14, 2011 Posted August 14, 2011 We’ll make sex coupons for you. I know just the guy we should give them too. I don’t think he’s short or the time to call a woman a bitch though. He’s quite a gingerly guy actually. It would be perfect gift for the holiday season if you catch my drift. :cool::cool::cool::cool: I knew you had my six.
Nexus One Posted August 14, 2011 Posted August 14, 2011 I object. *Grabs Dust by his hair pulling him down and backwards forcing him on his knees* What did you just say?
Dust Posted August 14, 2011 Posted August 14, 2011 Well you might be... I used to have a deal breaker about height- but my last 2 bf's have been shorter than I am. I am 5'7" and my last bf was probably 5'6"...and the guy before that was about 5 '6.5"... I got to this point where I realized that faces stood out to me. I used to see a cute pic of POF and like all the pictures, then see the height and not answer their mail... I'm all about the face and the eyes. I wouldn't date someone way shorter than me- because that would make me feel "big"... But an inch or two would not matter. I would never date a guy thinner than me- that would be my deal breaker- but since I'm 115lbs, I am all good for that. I could pick you up and throw you around the room. How fun.
Nexus One Posted August 14, 2011 Posted August 14, 2011 I could pick you up and throw you around the room. How fun. If you touch D-Lish I will be picking you up and throwing you around the room.
somedude81 Posted August 14, 2011 Posted August 14, 2011 FINE!!! Somedude81 will you marry my b*tch ass? And so it begins. *gives Somedude a jab in his side with his elbow, whispering: "Say yes motherf*cker."* "Yes motherf*cker."
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