thatone Posted August 10, 2011 Posted August 10, 2011 (edited) completely unrelated, but me and the gf are out to dinner last night. in the first restaurant we went to just as we got our last round of drinks the biggest rat i had ever seen ran past one of the walls, and she saw it, lol. needless to say we had to leave and go down the street to an alternative restaurant for the rest of the evening. so at the next restaurant we sit, she goes to the bathroom. just so happens that we get the hottest waitress in the place. not only hot, but with a very sexy foreign accent. gf knows i like foreign accents and have dated waitresses before. waitress comes by, i explain that my gf is in the bathroom, and could she check back in a few minutes. we're the only people in that waitress's section at the time, so she stands by the host's stand, waiting for my gf to come back. gf comes back, walks in front of her, waitress looks at me and raises her eyebrows and smiles to suggest asking if that was her, and i nod and smile letting her know that 'yes, that's her, you can come back now'. gf notices that i'm nodding and smiling at the waitress because i didn't make eye contact with her as she was walking back toward me, so she glances over her shoulder to see who i'm gesturing to. gf sits, waitress takes our drink orders, and i ask the gf "wonder where she's from? recognize the accent?" we take our guesses and i strike up conversation with the waitress when she comes back with our drinks. i guessed russian, gf guessed french, turns out she's from turkey, which is one of countries my gf wants to visit some day so they talk for quite awhile, turns out the waitress was here on one of those temporary work visas and was just traveling the US that way, gf wasn't familiar with that part of the federal immigration laws but i was so i explain how those visas work to her. then it was forgotten, that was it. no suspecting thought about how i was checking out a waitress. no suspecting thought about how i have wandering eyes. no suspecting thought about how i might be a cheater. no suspecting thought about how i can't control myself around immigrant women. we spent the majority of the rest of the dinner conversation about how happy we are with each other up to this point, actually, since we had the privacy of the entire restaurant section to ourselves. just perspective. there are normal people out there, believe it or not. you all can go back to your rampant insecurities and assumptions now . Edited August 10, 2011 by thatone
Art_Critic Posted August 10, 2011 Posted August 10, 2011 no suspecting thought about how i was checking out a waitress. no suspecting thought about how i have wandering eyes. no suspecting thought about how i might be a cheater. no suspecting thought about how i can't control myself around immigrant women. That's because your GF is banging the attorney down the street and could care a less if you look at some Russian chick
Author thatone Posted August 10, 2011 Author Posted August 10, 2011 That's because your GF is banging the attorney down the street and could care a less if you look at some Russian chick haha, i knew i would get one of those responses, and even half suspected it would be the first reply. thanks loveshack you guys never disappoint
Star Gazer Posted August 10, 2011 Posted August 10, 2011 That was cute. Now I want to go to Turkey...
Imajerk17 Posted August 10, 2011 Posted August 10, 2011 (edited) completely unrelated, but me and the gf are out to dinner last night. in the first restaurant we went to just as we got our last round of drinks the biggest rat i had ever seen ran past one of the walls, and she saw it, lol. needless to say we had to leave and go down the street to an alternative restaurant for the rest of the evening. so at the next restaurant we sit, she goes to the bathroom. just so happens that we get the hottest waitress in the place. not only hot, but with a very sexy foreign accent. gf knows i like foreign accents and have dated waitresses before. waitress comes by, i explain that my gf is in the bathroom, and could she check back in a few minutes. we're the only people in that waitress's section at the time, so she stands by the host's stand, waiting for my gf to come back. gf comes back, walks in front of her, waitress looks at me and raises her eyebrows and smiles to suggest asking if that was her, and i nod and smile letting her know that 'yes, that's her, you can come back now'. gf notices that i'm nodding and smiling at the waitress because i didn't make eye contact with her as she was walking back toward me, so she glances over her shoulder to see who i'm gesturing to. gf sits, waitress takes our drink orders, and i ask the gf "wonder where she's from? recognize the accent?" we take our guesses and i strike up conversation with the waitress when she comes back with our drinks. i guessed russian, gf guessed french, turns out she's from turkey, which is one of countries my gf wants to visit some day so they talk for quite awhile, turns out the waitress was here on one of those temporary work visas and was just traveling the US that way, gf wasn't familiar with that part of the federal immigration laws but i was so i explain how those visas work to her. then it was forgotten, that was it. no suspecting thought about how i was checking out a waitress. no suspecting thought about how i have wandering eyes. no suspecting thought about how i might be a cheater. no suspecting thought about how i can't control myself around immigrant women. we spent the majority of the rest of the dinner conversation about how happy we are with each other up to this point, actually, since we had the privacy of the entire restaurant section to ourselves. just perspective. there are normal people out there, believe it or not. you all can go back to your rampant insecurities and assumptions now . While she was "in the bathroom" she was giving the busboy a handjob. Her skin was glowing so much thanks to his protein. (Because you and your girlfriend were one of the few people there she had the privacy to do so. And I don't think she'd be fooling around on the side with an attorney. She already has you as a Provider Male, now she needs to find someone rough and ready to provide the sperm.) Edited August 10, 2011 by Imajerk17
FinOuch Posted August 10, 2011 Posted August 10, 2011 no suspecting thought about how i was checking out a waitress. no suspecting thought about how i have wandering eyes. no suspecting thought about how i might be a cheater. no suspecting thought about how i can't control myself around immigrant women. We apparently have a mind-reading mutant amongst us!
Author thatone Posted August 10, 2011 Author Posted August 10, 2011 (edited) While she was "in the bathroom" she was giving the busboy a handjob. Her skin was glowing so much thanks to his protein. (Because you and your girlfriend were one of the few people there she had the privacy to do so. And I don't think she'd be fooling around on the side with an attorney. She already has you as a Provider Male, now she needs to find someone rough and ready to provide the sperm.) yeah, it would be a dumbass roid head at the gym for a side toy, i got the money, she has that already. That was cute. Now I want to go to Turkey... if people are typically as hot as that waitress in turkey, i would recommend it. she wasn't arab looking, she was naturally a bit tan but lighter than middle eastern people typically are. dirty blonde hair, not too thin, curvy just in the right places, and very open/polite. looked like a mix of europe/middle east genetically, as you would expect i guess given the geography, it's kind of a border country between europe and the middle east. i'm not religious but apparently there are very old biblical era temples/relics in turkey that makes it a popular tourist spot for christians, hence the gf's interest being a catholic. Edited August 10, 2011 by thatone
Feelsgoodman Posted August 10, 2011 Posted August 10, 2011 completely unrelated, but me and the gf are out to dinner last night. in the first restaurant we went to just as we got our last round of drinks the biggest rat i had ever seen ran past one of the walls, and she saw it, lol. needless to say we had to leave and go down the street to an alternative restaurant for the rest of the evening. so at the next restaurant we sit, she goes to the bathroom. just so happens that we get the hottest waitress in the place. not only hot, but with a very sexy foreign accent. gf knows i like foreign accents and have dated waitresses before. waitress comes by, i explain that my gf is in the bathroom, and could she check back in a few minutes. we're the only people in that waitress's section at the time, so she stands by the host's stand, waiting for my gf to come back. gf comes back, walks in front of her, waitress looks at me and raises her eyebrows and smiles to suggest asking if that was her, and i nod and smile letting her know that 'yes, that's her, you can come back now'. gf notices that i'm nodding and smiling at the waitress because i didn't make eye contact with her as she was walking back toward me, so she glances over her shoulder to see who i'm gesturing to. gf sits, waitress takes our drink orders, and i ask the gf "wonder where she's from? recognize the accent?" we take our guesses and i strike up conversation with the waitress when she comes back with our drinks. i guessed russian, gf guessed french, turns out she's from turkey, which is one of countries my gf wants to visit some day so they talk for quite awhile, turns out the waitress was here on one of those temporary work visas and was just traveling the US that way, gf wasn't familiar with that part of the federal immigration laws but i was so i explain how those visas work to her. then it was forgotten, that was it. no suspecting thought about how i was checking out a waitress. no suspecting thought about how i have wandering eyes. no suspecting thought about how i might be a cheater. no suspecting thought about how i can't control myself around immigrant women. we spent the majority of the rest of the dinner conversation about how happy we are with each other up to this point, actually, since we had the privacy of the entire restaurant section to ourselves. just perspective. there are normal people out there, believe it or not. you all can go back to your rampant insecurities and assumptions now . The only strange thing about the whole situation is you and your gf confusing a turk with a russian or french woman. But I'm guessing you are Americans...that explains it.
Sanman Posted August 10, 2011 Posted August 10, 2011 What is this secure, happy relationship that you speak of? Those do not exist! :laugh:
Author thatone Posted August 10, 2011 Author Posted August 10, 2011 The only strange thing about the whole situation is you and your gf confusing a turk with a russian or french woman. But I'm guessing you are Americans...that explains it. yep, we are americans. we can spot italian/german/eastern europe pretty easily since there are lots of immigrants from those countries here, and in fairness, she was a blonde and could've just gotten tan from being in the warm new orleans sun, so that's why i guessed russian.
todd Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 What is this secure, happy relationship that you speak of? Those do not exist! :laugh: Whats next...someone discovers big foot! I don't believe it!
zengirl Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 Yes, normal people don't have LS problems. I agree, OP. That was cute. Now I want to go to Turkey... The guys are cute there and the food is delicious. . . yum on both counts. I spent a month there once, living in a hostel.
Sanman Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 Yes, normal people don't have LS problems. I agree, OP. The guys are cute there and the food is delicious. . . yum on both counts. I spent a month there once, living in a hostel. A trip to the Grecian islands and Turkey is a must do.
nyc_guy2003 Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 I once dated a Turkish chick. Basically looked like a tan white chick with brunette hair, green eyes, and skinny with really big boobs. In other words, the perfect specimen of woman.
AHardDaysNight Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 Somewhere in the room, there was a guy whining about how your girlfriend is with an ahole and how nobody ever goes for the nice guys...
Imajerk17 Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 (edited) So, what is it that you were saying again about your girlfriend realizing she is a lesbian and deciding she wants to run away with the Turkish waitress?? After she was servicing the busboy that is... They were having threesomes behind your back this whole time?? Some healthy relationship you have man! Edited August 11, 2011 by Imajerk17
Author thatone Posted August 11, 2011 Author Posted August 11, 2011 (edited) So, what is it that you were saying again about your girlfriend realizing she is a lesbian and deciding she wants to run away with the Turkish waitress?? After she was servicing the busboy that is... They were having threesomes behind your back this whole time?? Some healthy relationship you have man! if i could watch, at least once, that would be an interesting proposition. I once dated a Turkish chick. Basically looked like a tan white chick with brunette hair, green eyes, and skinny with really big boobs. In other words, the perfect specimen of woman. yep, replace the brown hair with dirty blonde and you described this girl. there are lots of natural beauties in new orleans, the mix of french and native american genes makes for lots of attractive women, but this one stood out in the room. had i been single, i would've definitely have been fishing for a phone number. you know, actually, she mentioned that her next stop was in NYC, she's only in new orleans for a couple more weeks. i could try to hook you up if i wind up back down in that part of town . Edited August 11, 2011 by thatone
Imajerk17 Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 if i could watch, at least once, that would be an interesting proposition. Glad to hear that it's all getting back to normal...
nyc_guy2003 Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 yep, replace the brown hair with dirty blonde and you described this girl. there are lots of natural beauties in new orleans, the mix of french and native american genes makes for lots of attractive women, but this one stood out in the room. had i been single, i would've definitely have been fishing for a phone number. Yeah the only flaw was that she was short -- like 5'5"-ish if I remember correctly, but still easily one of the top 3 best looking chicks I ever dated. I'm married but feel free to send some pictures of her, I can still oggle from afar.
Feelsgoodman Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 yep, we are americans. we can spot italian/german/eastern europe pretty easily since there are lots of immigrants from those countries here, and in fairness, she was a blonde and could've just gotten tan from being in the warm new orleans sun, so that's why i guessed russian. Russian people don't have middle eastern facial features. And anyone can be blonde these days...I've seen blonde Asians and Africans.
Untouchable_Fire Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 if people are typically as hot as that waitress in turkey, i would recommend it. she wasn't arab looking, she was naturally a bit tan but lighter than middle eastern people typically are. dirty blonde hair, not too thin, curvy just in the right places, and very open/polite. looked like a mix of europe/middle east genetically, as you would expect i guess given the geography, it's kind of a border country between europe and the middle east. i'm not religious but apparently there are very old biblical era temples/relics in turkey that makes it a popular tourist spot for christians, hence the gf's interest being a catholic. The Turks constantly took European slaves for damn near 1000 years. In fact their elite army the Janissaries was 100% comprised of European slave boys.
Author thatone Posted August 12, 2011 Author Posted August 12, 2011 (edited) yeah, i admit i'm not as familiar with ottoman/middle eastern history as western european history, they don't teach us about that part of the world in the US (because the turks were consistently kicking the ass of europe for quite awhile, in all likelihood, ZOMG CONSPIRACY). Yeah the only flaw was that she was short -- like 5'5"-ish if I remember correctly, but still easily one of the top 3 best looking chicks I ever dated. I'm married but feel free to send some pictures of her, I can still oggle from afar. this one wasn't that tall either, i would guess also about 5'5". i can get away with striking up conversation with random waitresses but my gf would probably not approve of me sneaking pics, i can only push my luck so far . Edited August 12, 2011 by thatone
Untouchable_Fire Posted August 12, 2011 Posted August 12, 2011 yeah, i admit i'm not as familiar with ottoman/middle eastern history as western european history, they don't teach us about that part of the world in the US (because the turks were consistently kicking the ass of europe for quite awhile, in all likelihood, ZOMG CONSPIRACY). The Ottoman's terrorized the eastern europeans from about 1300 to 1700. Western Europe never really had to deal with them. They lost nearly every battle against the Austrians... and in the early 1700's the Russians started to lay the smack down. I think it's more that our school system sucks at life. They couldn't even teach fat kids to eat. Anyway... I've run into some turks from time to time. The women can sometimes be really hot.... but they can also have Tom Selleck style mustache's and butts that look like a bag of cottage cheese. In my opinion Afghan women tend to be fairly good looking... but they live a hard life and cover up a lot in public.
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