youngandhopeful Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 I have a quick question, one which google can't fully answer. I am wondering if it is safe/possible to wax both the shaft of the penis and testicles? I know many men choose to shave this area, however i don't wish to experience the stubble/rash that comes when the hair grows back. I'm very tempted to wax them, as ive had my back waxed and ive also waxed my own chest (don't ask why lol). I would also be interested in the hair removal cream, but i don't think there are many brands which can be placed in such a sensitive area. Ideas?
Art_Critic Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 So you would rather have the immense pain and bleeding of having your hair ripped out of the nutsack and penis follicles.. While I'm sure it is possible the question would be why ? You do know that waxing only lasts longer.. it doesn't prevent hair from growing Why not just get a body hair trimmer and trim the hair rather than shave.. that is what I do, trim it close but not that close. That way there is no stubble and shaving bumps.
Author youngandhopeful Posted August 8, 2011 Author Posted August 8, 2011 Yeah i already trim downstairs. Just fancied a smooth look for a change. Plus i hope to surprise my girlfriend at the weekend. I've been googling a bit more, and a sensitive hair removal cream seems a safer option.
antinko Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 Firstly, thank you for putting a smile on my face. Seeing 'waxing testicles?' under self improvement tickled my hilarity bone! Anyway, I've not tried it nor would I ever want to: it sounds horrific. I'm sure it's possible, though. Maybe contact some professional waxers (is that what they're called?) and see if they'll do it. I'd hate for you to rip of a bollock!
Feelin Frisky Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 Yes. It's called a "sack and crack wax" where they wax out your kiester as well. (No kidding. Seriously). Check your local parlour and ask if they can hit you off with a sack and crack wax.
Author youngandhopeful Posted August 8, 2011 Author Posted August 8, 2011 Haha, strangely enough, i would also hate to rip a bollock off. Well i have a 5mile charity run tomorrow, so i wont be "de-hairing" until that is done (imagine the chaffage!!)
spiderowl Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 What? Are you crazy? Only a masochist would think of doing that or someone with a clinical lack of sensitivity. What is wrong with having hair, for goodness sake?
D-Lish Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 I have a quick question, one which google can't fully answer. I am wondering if it is safe/possible to wax both the shaft of the penis and testicles? I know many men choose to shave this area, however i don't wish to experience the stubble/rash that comes when the hair grows back. I'm very tempted to wax them, as ive had my back waxed and ive also waxed my own chest (don't ask why lol). I would also be interested in the hair removal cream, but i don't think there are many brands which can be placed in such a sensitive area. Ideas? What??? ARE YOU NUTS?
Art_Critic Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 I've been googling a bit more, and a sensitive hair removal cream seems a safer option. Good luck with that.. read the reviews to make sure you pick a good product.. They are slow, take forever to dissolve the hair, they smell and even though they say for sensitive areas they will still fry your skin to the point it flakes off if you leave it on too long. Are you trimming with body hair trimmers ? they can take your hair down to less than 1/8" if you like it that close.. and at less than 1/8-1/4" you don't have to worry about the itching What??? ARE YOU NUTS? Clearly he has a pair..
KR10N Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Yes. It's called a "sack and crack wax" where they wax out your kiester as well. (No kidding. Seriously). Check your local parlour and ask if they can hit you off with a sack and crack wax. This is too funny.
johan Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 I say go for it. You can get do-it-yourself home kits. Just follow the instructions. The wax is warm. You'll enjoy that part.
Art_Critic Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 The wax is warm. You'll enjoy that part. I wonder if he can actually pull the strips himself ? Maybe he could tie a sting to the strips and then to a door and slam the door ?
johan Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 I wonder if he can actually pull the strips himself ? That's the best part.
Art_Critic Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 That's the best part. Are you offering to pull them for him ?
D-Lish Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Are you offering to pull them for him ? I'll do it.
Author youngandhopeful Posted August 10, 2011 Author Posted August 10, 2011 I'll do it. deal tbh, ive just tried the hair removal cream. seems to be a bit poo. didnt do anything, and im afraid ill melt my bits off if i leave it too long. ive got a few ideas, ill keep you folks in the loop on operation "smooth balls"
Art_Critic Posted August 10, 2011 Posted August 10, 2011 ive got a few ideas, ill keep you folks in the loop on operation "smooth balls" A sander with 800 grit paper probably isn't a good idea to apply to your penis/nutsack.... even though it was designed for wood that is
GorillaTheater Posted August 10, 2011 Posted August 10, 2011 I took most of the hair off the back of my left hand while sweating some copper plumbing this weekend, but I'm not sure how you feel about taking a torch to your plumbing.
Lil1 Posted August 10, 2011 Posted August 10, 2011 This is too funny! I've been having a bad bad day at work today and this was some much needed relief! Thanks for making me laugh OP I would try Frisky's suggestion. If anything definitely have someone else do it for you. You might hurt yourself if you try waxing them yourself!
Art_Critic Posted August 10, 2011 Posted August 10, 2011 I took most of the hair off the back of my left hand while sweating some copper plumbing this weekend, but I'm not sure how you feel about taking a torch to your plumbing. That'll work... and the swelling from the blisters can come in handy..
Author youngandhopeful Posted August 10, 2011 Author Posted August 10, 2011 Its not that difficult to pull a waxing strip off yourself. The people who say it hurts are soft well the shaft is 100% free of hair, thank you tweezers Just 20% left of the bollock region, and i should be good to go! (to clarify the hair removal cream has left the hair pretty weak, it pulls out easy, although its probably just snapping, rather than from the root, ah well)
FitChick Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 What's the big deal? Women do this all the time. Double standard?
Feelin Frisky Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 What's the big deal? Women do this all the time. Double standard? Balls, honey. Balls. They hurt like a MFer if you rough 'em up. Waxing roughs 'em up. No thanks.
D-Lish Posted August 12, 2011 Posted August 12, 2011 What's the big deal? Women do this all the time. Double standard? Oh my... I did it ONCE, asked for a Brazilian- and I had to go back to shaving:rolleyes:. At the time I didn't know what a Brazilian was- I thought it meant she was just going to "clean me up"... The first pull- I looked down and I was "bald" down there- my landing strip was gone! I was too shy to tell the woman I'd made a mistake so I let her continue. I ended up on all fours with my azz in the air and everything came off... The Azz hurt worse... The worse source of pain was the tweezing to pluck out the hairs that the wax didn't take care of:lmao: The Russion woman in her thick accent kept telling me "D- you are so brave"...lol. SO- I shave now- and I take it all off, everything front to back. I actually grew to like the look and I've kept it for 6 years.
D-Lish Posted August 12, 2011 Posted August 12, 2011 Its not that difficult to pull a waxing strip off yourself. The people who say it hurts are soft well the shaft is 100% free of hair, thank you tweezers Just 20% left of the bollock region, and i should be good to go! (to clarify the hair removal cream has left the hair pretty weak, it pulls out easy, although its probably just snapping, rather than from the root, ah well) Waxing? I'd be afraid you'd tear your scrotum. Just shave if you want some smooth balls.
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