xoxoDaniellexoxo Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 Don't know why but thought it would be fun.. this is for guys and girls dedscribe in a perfect world your SO it can be serious (preferable) but hey if you are a comedy person then describe away . Just thought it'd be fun to hear everyone's thoughts.
Author xoxoDaniellexoxo Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 She would fart **** and stroke my cock on demand. Might wanna look up studies on Pavlov then all you have to do is make a sound not even a full demand
Professor X Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 Her name woul dbe Anny....Anny....Anny you're ok you're ok Anny, Anny you're ok you're ok Anny....you've been struck by you've been hit by.....a smooth criminal....DADADADAT DAT DAt DAt.... As He Came Into The Window It Was The Sound Of A Crescendo He Came Into Her Apartment He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet She Ran Underneath The Table He Could See She Was Unable So She Ran Into The Bedroom She Was Struck Down, It Was Her Doom
Author xoxoDaniellexoxo Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 As He Came Into The Window It Was The Sound Of A Crescendo He Came Into Her Apartment He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet She Ran Underneath The Table He Could See She Was Unable So She Ran Into The Bedroom She Was Struck Down, It Was Her Doom Whenever I hear this song I do the dance from the video game, relfex!!
Buck Turgidson Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 Vast in intellect, with a rapier wit, independently minded, an artsy slutty redhead, sexually adventurous. *blam* does she appear? Oh well, the actual SO is pretty damn close.
Author xoxoDaniellexoxo Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 What happens when you hear "Take My Breath Away" from Berlin? Do you get naked and rub yourself with those silky frigid sheets? No though I do think of the scene in "Going the Distance" when the roomate is DJing their hookup
Author xoxoDaniellexoxo Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 Vast in intellect, with a rapier wit, independently minded, an artsy slutty redhead, sexually adventurous. *blam* does she appear? Oh well, the actual SO is pretty damn close. Go to ANY art college and pretend you are into graphic design/art and BAM she will appear!
Author xoxoDaniellexoxo Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 My bladder control problems are getting bad....I may need to shop for Depends undergarments. Sorry I hear that can be a problem with old horny men
Buck Turgidson Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 Go to ANY art college and pretend you are into graphic design/art and BAM she will appear! *slaps head* Now why didn't I think of that!
Author xoxoDaniellexoxo Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 *slaps head* Now why didn't I think of that! Cause you aren't a girl that knows friends who go to those colleges!! Plus if the hair should be easy since a lot of girls now are getting red hair!! As for the sexualy adventrous part you are in the right place!! They have to sketch nude models so they aren't shy;)
Professor X Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 Whenever I hear this song I do the dance from the video game, relfex!! When I hear this song I just insert my hand into my pocket, take a coin out, and throw it in a way that makes it flip to the other side of the room, coincidently, there's a music box there and the coin goes right into it! LOL!
shadowofman Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 An entomologist ten years younger than me with black hair and blue eyes. Not much more than 100 pounds unless it's in exactly the right areas. Asian or Caucasian, preferably non-American. An aficionado of lingerie, tattoos and drugs. Dark sense of humor but not overtly pessimistic. Socially capable and at least moderately out-going. Mono-amorous and polygamous and aggressively bisexual. An atheist anarchist. Basically, the Lady of Cythera.
somedude81 Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 I'd post my ideal partner, but then I realize there is no point because she's guaranteed to reject me. Now my basic requirements are; kinda cute, not fat, doesn't smoke, isn't crazy, likes me. That's it.
Author xoxoDaniellexoxo Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 I'd post my ideal partner, but then I realize there is no point because she's guaranteed to reject me. Now my basic requirements are; kinda cute, not fat, doesn't smoke, isn't crazy, likes me. That's it. I still don't get why people smoke!! They know how bad it is and honestly it is GROSS if you kiss someone who just smoked
somedude81 Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 Smoking will always be one of my dealbreakers. Personally, I believe that it should be illegal to smoke in any public space. But that's a thought for a different thread.
shadowofman Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 But it makes me sooooo cool. Actually, I did think that when I started at 15. Now I simply enjoy it sooo much that I can't seem to stop. Addiction is a bitch.
Author xoxoDaniellexoxo Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 Smoking will always be one of my dealbreakers. Personally, I believe that it should be illegal to smoke in any public space. But that's a thought for a different thread. It is in the midwest!! Illinois Kentucky and Missouri have made it illegal so now I don't have to walk through a cloud of smoke while eatting!
Flipper Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 (edited) Mentally- intelligent, loving/gentle, extremely feminine, hangs out with nerdy type people even though shes not a nerd Physically- I really don't care all too much about physical because when she has the mental traits that i like, than her physical traits pretty much always match... however, every single close girlfriend i've had has always had big boobs, been kinda short, thick/wide hips, pretty face Edited August 7, 2011 by Flipper
Els Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 Dunno if I'm weird, but I've never actually spent the time thinking up a 'perfect' partner. Maybe because I don't like to waste time dreaming about things that don't exist in this world. If I absolutely had to describe one though, it'd probably be the bf to a T, during our honeymoon phase. Sorry, my imagination doesn't stretch further than that.
tigressA Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 I'm with Elswyth, mostly--the BF while in the honeymoon phase.
LoveandSuch Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 I'm with Elswyth, mostly--the BF while in the honeymoon phase. Large hands, clean nails, and nicely shaped thumbs a must!
Author xoxoDaniellexoxo Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 Large hands, clean nails, and nicely shaped thumbs a must! Actually nails are something that bug me!! I HATE when they have long nails and they are just gross and scragly. My brother's nails are sooo long and it is creeping me out! Toenails too!! Use nail clippers and a nail file!
ptp Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 I could go on and on about what is the perfect girl but, one thing I haven't seen mentioned yet is that I want her to be really into me. I love it when a girl is attracted to me at in a very instinctual, raw, carnal almost animalistic way. Is that bad?
Dorie Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 I could go on and on about what is the perfect girl but, one thing I haven't seen mentioned yet is that I want her to be really into me. I love it when a girl is attracted to me at in a very raw, carnal almost animalistic way. Is that bad? That's filthy. I want the same thing.
Author xoxoDaniellexoxo Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 I could go on and on about what is the perfect girl but, one thing I haven't seen mentioned yet is that I want her to be really into me. I love it when a girl is attracted to me at in a very raw, carnal almost animalistic way. Is that bad? No, I think that is reasonable! Girls want that too but sometimes it's hard to tell if the guy really feels that way about you or just any girl
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