Professor X Posted July 25, 2011 Posted July 25, 2011 Is it okay to buy her a small gift? No man, no! Chicks love BIG things. The bigger the better. Do you own a car? Give it to her, its 100% guaranteed sex. My word. If nothing words, send her a nude pictures of yourself holding a paper that says "I want you!" - That should do the trick. GL son.
Nexus One Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 (edited) I decided to buy her a giftcard. I thought $20 was a little much, and $10 not enough so I split the difference and got a $15 one. I'll buy a card for it tomorrow. Will she like it you think? I don't expect her to give me a bj for it rofl, but do you think she will like the gesture and maybe think differently of me? Why do you ask these questions when you're going to do it anyway? (just like you did many times before) I'm not even sure why you ask questions, you have already predetermined what you're going to do. Even if a million people say "no", then you will do it anyway, but not before asking those million people. One Goal it almost seems as if your brain is broken in some way, I don't mean that in an offensive way, but this is a recurring pattern in your threads. You ask a question, then everyone gives a certain advice and then you do the opposite anyway. Then it turned out that what you did was a bad idea, but then you don't learn from it and push it even further the next time. It really does look as if there's something wrong with you. Can you explain this? What's going on with you? Could you give an in-depth answer? You always seem to avoid talking about this, so I'm now calling you out on this. Explain in-depth please, because nobody on this forum gets it, it makes everyone think that there's something psychologically wrong with you. Edited July 26, 2011 by Nexus One
Imajerk17 Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 Remember dude, a restraining order is just a piece of paper....
somedude81 Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 For the love of God, please check yourself into therapy. Aren't you above 25 or something? You should know better.
Trimmer Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 (edited) If you have Asperbergers and you know it clap your hands. ... it's that thing where you grind up Bayer or Excedrin into your ground beef before you grill it. That being said, I think I might have found a video of One Goal in action: http://bit.ly/pKuOLQ Ahhh. . . I don't think so. I get the sense that the guy in that video is fully self-aware of how he is perceived and how his actions are making his targets feel, and is probably pretty decent at interpreting and reacting to both the overt and subtle social cues that they throw off. I think all of this is completely missing in the OP's case. ============================================= We are now at the point in this cycle where posts will tend to fall into one of four fairly well defined categories:The poster unfamiliar with this OP's history who stumbles unknowingly across this "new thread", and thinks - awww, sure - it might be sweet that he would consider buying a small gift for a favored classmate, you know, if they had a good time in class and they're good friends after the semester and all...The poster familiar with a bit of the OP's history - maybe just this latest cycle - who answers the question simply and earnestly: "No, don't do that; it will seem weird."The exasperated poster who promised himself that he wasn't going to post on the OP's threads any more, but like a moth to the flame couldn't resist the siren-call, and with the best of intentions just had to try one more plea for sanity - one more attempt to draw back the curtain and shed some light, one more appeal to reason - but then afterward, inevitably ends up feeling dirty and pathetic at having broken the promise to himself once again, like when the time comes to pay the hooker...The poster who has indeed given up and resorts to clever, humorous, sarcastic, satirical postings as a form of entertainment, sometimes even giving the OP a little push nearer the edge. (Extra points and much respect, though, for pushing the OP in a direction that may result in an advantage to this cycle's unfortunate target, and/or helps minimize the discomfort to her, e.g. that he shouldn't consider anything less than a $100 gift card. Brilliant on that one!)I no longer hear the song of the sirens. I have moved on from Category 3. Hi, I'm Trimmer, and I'm a Category 4 onegoal poster. Edited July 26, 2011 by Trimmer Had to add another category for completeness. Don't want to leave anyone out!
Teknoe Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 We are now at the point in this cycle where posts will tend to fall into one of four fairly well defined categories: The poster unfamiliar with this OP's history who stumbles unknowingly across this "new thread", and thinks - awww, sure - it might be sweet that he would consider buying a small gift for a favored classmate, you know, if they had a good time in class and they're good friends after the semester and all...The poster familiar with a bit of the OP's history - maybe just this latest cycle - who answers the question simply and earnestly: "No, don't do that; it will seem weird."The exasperated poster who promised himself that he wasn't going to post on the OP's threads any more, but like a moth to the flame couldn't resist the siren-call, and with the best of intentions just had to try one more plea for sanity - one more attempt to draw back the curtain and shed some light, one more appeal to reason - but then afterward, inevitably ends up feeling dirty and pathetic at having broken the promise to himself once again, like when the time comes to pay the hooker...The poster who has indeed given up and resorts to clever, humorous, sarcastic, satirical postings as a form of entertainment, sometimes even giving the OP a little push nearer the edge. (Extra points and much respect, though, for pushing the OP in a direction that may result in an advantage to this cycle's unfortunate target, and/or helps minimize the discomfort to her, e.g. that he shouldn't consider anything less than a $100 gift card. Brilliant on that one!)I no longer hear the song of the sirens. I have moved on from Category 3. Hi, I'm Trimmer, and I'm a Category 4 onegoal poster. LOL! This is brilliant! Yes, I went through Category 1... to 2... to 3... now I'm in 4. He doesn't take advice, so why give good advice anyway? BTW not to take credit but I told him to get a $100+ gift card. Be awesome if he really did. at some point this freak show must be put to a stop. i actually think one goal is a clever troll... he probably has a cute girl in his class, but he makes up these scenarios on here for wild amusement (in his twisted mind)... I think his posts are 80-90% fiction forged from an actual real life girl. i think he doesn't talk to her at all, but makes up all these scenarios anyway to make himself feel like he really did. he's a psychologist's dream come true.
somedude81 Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 Forgot one 5. The poster who sees that One Goal has a serious issue and needs to get help. The current belief here is that OG may have aspergers. There is definitely some mental flaw that causes him to think illogically. He's also shown to completely ignore what people say and do and just does what he wants regardless. Without some kind of treatment, these incidents with women will keep happening. I just hope it gets fixed before he reaches actual stalker level.
Trimmer Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 BTW not to take credit but I told him to get a $100+ gift card. Be awesome if he really did. Oh you definitely deserve the credit - that's why I called it out, even if not by name - that's been my favorite piece of advice in the thread.
Trimmer Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 Forgot one 5. The poster who sees that One Goal has a serious issue and needs to get help. I didn't really forget it so much, as I just assume it's not so much its own category, as an element of all the category 2, 3, and 4 attitudes. Nonetheless, you are right, and in all seriousness, it's worth stating outright.
Author one goal Posted July 26, 2011 Author Posted July 26, 2011 Forgot one 5. The poster who sees that One Goal has a serious issue and needs to get help. The current belief here is that OG may have aspergers. There is definitely some mental flaw that causes him to think illogically. He's also shown to completely ignore what people say and do and just does what he wants regardless. Without some kind of treatment, these incidents with women will keep happening. I just hope it gets fixed before he reaches actual stalker level. I don't have Assburgers. She said no, but I have NO girlfriend so what is there to lose to keep trying with her? I've thrown everything I possibly could at her to get a date. This is my last slim slim chance of maybe at least her liking me a bit. Still probably less than 5% but still. I want a gf, and I really like her and find her attractive. I might as well try everything I can with her.
amethyste Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 Remember dude, a restraining order is just a piece of paper.... (go away 10 characters limit!)
Eclypse Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 I don't have Assburgers. You did not just say that..
Teknoe Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 ironically, at the bottom of this thread you see another brilliant one goal thread about buying a small gift. if you click on it, he asks APRIL 2011 (just 3 months ago) if getting a $20 giftcard for his teacher (whom he crushed on) was wise or not. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Cee Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 I don't have Assburgers. She said no, but I have NO girlfriend so what is there to lose to keep trying with her? I've thrown everything I possibly could at her to get a date. This is my last slim slim chance of maybe at least her liking me a bit. Still probably less than 5% but still. I want a gf, and I really like her and find her attractive. I might as well try everything I can with her. Throwing 100% of your available romantic interest time into a long shot has less probability of success than throwing 10% of your energy into 5 prospects. Then you cycle through them over the course of a few week/months and then go for a fresh batch of women. The number of rejections can pile up over time, which can be depressing. But if you are doing things right, at least once in a while, a woman will express interest in you without you trying. And there is a 95% chance that you won't be attracted to her. And that horrible cycle is why Love Shack exists.
Cracker Jack Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 Well, damn! I really wish One Goal would chill out, but he's not going to listen. Good thing the semester for him is almost over.
somedude81 Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 (edited) I don't have Assburgers. Have you ever been evaluated for a possible mental illness? And no, I'm not saying this as a way to insult you. Personally, I've had dysthymia for a very long time and it's something I'm fighting to get over. If you want to start getting better with women, you need to find out whatever issues you may have and work on fixing them. Edited July 26, 2011 by somedude81
rafallus Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 i actually think one goal is a clever troll... he probably has a cute girl in his class, but he makes up these scenarios on here for wild amusement (in his twisted mind)... I think his posts are 80-90% fiction forged from an actual real life girl. Maybe he's boning her all along, just posting here to mess with people. I don't have Assburgers. She said no, but I have NO girlfriend so what is there to lose to keep trying with her? I've thrown everything I possibly could at her to get a date. This is my last slim slim chance of maybe at least her liking me a bit. Still probably less than 5% but still. I want a gf, and I really like her and find her attractive. I might as well try everything I can with her. How would she react to words "Eat my assburger!"
oaks Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 I don't have Assburgers. That's about the 5th time you've said that.
fitgirl Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 No no no no no no no no no. No. NO! NO!!! Jaysus H. Christ. Why do I even click on your threads? They are endless sources of frustration (and amusement, I'll admit). yep. he's creepy. he should stay away because she doesn't like him.
Imajerk17 Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 (edited) I decided to buy her a giftcard. I thought $20 was a little much, and $10 not enough so I split the difference and got a $15 one. (I don't know why I found that hilarious, but I did...) One Goal, here is what you need to do: Girls are all about the gesture. So when you give it to her, give it to her in front of the rest of the group. Preferably in front of the rest of the class. REALLY ham it up to her in front of everyone else how into her you are and how you're hoping this will make her like you just a little bit more. What did you wrap your little gift in? Hopefully you put a big red bow on it! Edited July 26, 2011 by Imajerk17
OhSynapse Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 I don't have Assburgers. She said no, but I have NO girlfriend so what is there to lose to keep trying with her? I've thrown everything I possibly could at her to get a date. This is my last slim slim chance of maybe at least her liking me a bit. Still probably less than 5% but still. I want a gf, and I really like her and find her attractive. I might as well try everything I can with her. Women don't want unwanted attention. Since she's already rejected you multiple times, she's really not interested, and she seriously wants you to stop trying. Any further attempts are annoying and creepy. You need to back off. What makes you think that giving her a gift card after so many rejections will make her like you? You'll just place her in an awkward situation because she probably doesn't want the gift but might feel rude to not accept it. If you want a gf, rethink your methods of chasing after girls. This is definitely not working.
Lucky_One Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 Honestly, it is pretty apparent that one goal suffers from something that is best worked on by a professional. Asperger's comes to mind, especially considering his previous posts on multiple autism sites. http://cdn.wrongplanet.net/postt1139.html One goal, please seek appropriate help for your issues; LS is not an appropriate venue for this.
somedude81 Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 Honestly, it is pretty apparent that one goal suffers from something that is best worked on by a professional. Asperger's comes to mind, especially considering his previous posts on multiple autism sites. http://cdn.wrongplanet.net/postt1139.html One goal, please seek appropriate help for your issues; LS is not an appropriate venue for this. I don't think that's him. He always posts as One Goal on whatever forum he's on. Also his celeb crush is Katharine McPhee. Not Kathleen England. For kicks do a Google search of "one goal" Katharine McPhee
rafallus Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 (edited) LOL! "One goal?" said the coach. "One goal? I don't ever want to hear that term again in this room. We are not a team that wins or loses by one goal. When we go out there on the ice, I want to see at least a two goal margin of victory. And if we lose, we may as well go all the way and lose by at least two goals. One goal? One goal? That term disgusts me. It sucks. "One goal is a loser, no matter how you look at it - win, lose or draw."http://www.katharinefans.com/Forums/tabid/92/aff/38/aft/130483/afv/topic/Default.aspx http://sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=183590 http://www.insidestl.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=22560 chilling. Edited July 26, 2011 by rafallus
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