Mme. Chaucer Posted July 21, 2011 Posted July 21, 2011 Ha, same for me. When I was 7 a girl down the road got a new bike. It was a great bike and I really wanted to have a go, so one Saturday morning I asked for a ride. She said I could as long as I kissed her. I agreed as long as the kiss happened where nobody could see, (kissing girls was very uncool at that age). She dragged me into the shed in her back garden, flung her arms around me, clamped her mouth over the lower part of my face, jammed her tongue in my mouth and just kind of drooled for a while. It was horrible, and the bike ride wasn't worth it. I was so taken aback that I rode over her tortoise and crashed into a rose bush. To make matters worse I arrived at school on Monday to learn that I was "engaged". Only way I could break that enagement was to tell my best mate about the cool bike Tina had. By lunchtime he had a wet face and I was a free man. Hahaha! I love this story! Except for the tortoise casualty. Did it survive? Tina probably went on to be a very ... exciting! woman.
Star Gazer Posted July 21, 2011 Posted July 21, 2011 Ha, same for me. When I was 7 a girl down the road got a new bike. It was a great bike and I really wanted to have a go, so one Saturday morning I asked for a ride. She said I could as long as I kissed her. I agreed as long as the kiss happened where nobody could see, (kissing girls was very uncool at that age). She dragged me into the shed in her back garden, flung her arms around me, clamped her mouth over the lower part of my face, jammed her tongue in my mouth and just kind of drooled for a while. It was horrible, and the bike ride wasn't worth it. I was so taken aback that I rode over her tortoise and crashed into a rose bush. To make matters worse I arrived at school on Monday to learn that I was "engaged". Only way I could break that enagement was to tell my best mate about the cool bike Tina had. By lunchtime he had a wet face and I was a free man. :lmao: That is AWESOME!
Author Rinas Posted July 21, 2011 Author Posted July 21, 2011 What makes a truly bad kiss (not those nervous kisses, which are cute in the beginning!) is a lack of connection and chemistry between two people. And a guy who doesn't have the awareness to realize a nervous kiss and the confidence and playfulness to correct it with me probably isn't my cuppa either. That's why as I say nervous kisses usually get corrected (at least with me, since I'll call it out ) on the same date. And thus become adorable. I 100% agree with this!
SmileFace Posted July 21, 2011 Posted July 21, 2011 I never had a bad first kiss. I didn't have a first kiss until I was 19 and I got tons of practice from him. An awkward first kiss actually sounds nice...sigh. Seems normal
Lil1 Posted July 21, 2011 Posted July 21, 2011 Ha, same for me. When I was 7 a girl down the road got a new bike. It was a great bike and I really wanted to have a go, so one Saturday morning I asked for a ride. She said I could as long as I kissed her. I agreed as long as the kiss happened where nobody could see, (kissing girls was very uncool at that age). She dragged me into the shed in her back garden, flung her arms around me, clamped her mouth over the lower part of my face, jammed her tongue in my mouth and just kind of drooled for a while. It was horrible, and the bike ride wasn't worth it. I was so taken aback that I rode over her tortoise and crashed into a rose bush. To make matters worse I arrived at school on Monday to learn that I was "engaged". Only way I could break that enagement was to tell my best mate about the cool bike Tina had. By lunchtime he had a wet face and I was a free man. Thanks for making me laugh out loud while at work!! Ginger Beer: Right there with you. I love kissing and it never gets old for me! Rinas (what happened to Rinnix?) I can't really say I have had a terrible first kiss. Maybe once in high school when I kissed a guy, yes I initiated that kiss also, I discovered he had a very soft tongue, felt sort of limp, no muscles. It felt a little weird but I was so smitten by him I didn't really give it too much thought. The worst kisses IMO are the ones that say goodbye
Author Rinas Posted July 21, 2011 Author Posted July 21, 2011 Rinas (what happened to Rinnix?) I can't really say I have had a terrible first kiss. Maybe once in high school when I kissed a guy, yes I initiated that kiss also, I discovered he had a very soft tongue, felt sort of limp, no muscles. It felt a little weird but I was so smitten by him I didn't really give it too much thought. The worst kisses IMO are the ones that say goodbye Old name was used on other sites didn't want a connection, plus when I split with ex, didn't want to be stalked. My real first kiss was god awful, kissed like a fish. Oh how I love how these funny moments always happen to me.
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