welikeincrowds Posted July 10, 2011 Posted July 10, 2011 It's when every time you try to spice things up in the bedroom, all you end up doing is subtle variations on the same ****. Yes, with a set up that had so many options, this is the best I could come up with. Kill me
Star Gazer Posted July 10, 2011 Posted July 10, 2011 Other people do this!?!? But seriously, I don't do that. However, I do talk to myself. When I was a kid, if I ever talked to myself, it's because I was pretending to be a comic book hero. I would run around in my room with a towel tied around me for a cape, unless I was Wolverine, and then I taped up some butter knives when my mom wasn't looking. Now when I talk to myself, I'm pretending to do tense adult stuff, like going on dream job interviews or working through conflicts. My imagination is boring now. Yes, I talk to myself while putting on makeup and doing my hair, when pumping myself up for something (a date) or rehearsing what I'm going to say (for an interview, an important meeting/Q&A with someone important, opening/closing statements, law and motion before the court), and I guess also when I'm doing my hair/makeup and on the phone (speaker) with girlfriends, which happens quite often, actually. BUT I didn't come in here to talk about that, I came in here to say that the the girl I'm seeing right now looks a lot like Emma Stone. I forgot all about Emma Stone until one time my girl complained to me about how often guys come up to her in bars to tell her that she looks like Emma Stone. So how ****ed up would it be if all this time, I was actually dating Star Gazer?! And she's like, secretly giving advice for me in my thread about how to deal with her and stuff. And I do remember once having trouble trying to get my girl to eat Mexican.... I'm pretty sure I'm not her! As for me, I'm sure many women will find it weird, but my current celebrity crush is Jason Segel.
misssmartypants Posted July 10, 2011 Posted July 10, 2011 Nathan Fillion. So dreamy in Firefly. Cap'n Tightpants, rrowr. Oh my yes, he's just yummy! So was Alan Tudyk. Browncoats for ever! Also Sam Worthington and James Roday.
sedgwick Posted July 10, 2011 Posted July 10, 2011 (edited) Okay, I'm looking up all your crushes and feeling very old! They all look the same to me -- very generically attractive men and generically attractive women. That sort of look does nothing for me! On the other hand, Stewart Copeland, the drummer for The Police, has been my celebrity love since I was 14. He just gets hotter with age! Also Jon Stewart. And I admit to watching Celebrity Rehab just because I'm hot for Bob Forrest (the counselor with red hair/glasses/hat.) Basically, if they look like punk rock mad scientists and have huge brains (or are Jon Stewart), I'm a sucker. Especially if they wear glasses (Stewart C. went up in hotness by a million when he got older and got his Buddy Holly specs. Mmmm, Buddy Holly.) Edited July 11, 2011 by sedgwick
LexiB Posted July 12, 2011 Posted July 12, 2011 Almost forgot about my other husband-to-be: TJ Holmes from CNN!! http://entertainmentrundown.com/5037/tj-holmes-cnns-hot-anchor-driving-viewers-wild/ What I wouldn't give to be a part of a Jared/TJ sandwich right now!
welikeincrowds Posted July 12, 2011 Posted July 12, 2011 I'm pretty sure I'm not her! As for me, I'm sure many women will find it weird, but my current celebrity crush is Jason Segel. Likely story. When I saw your post, I had to look him up. I was looking at pictures on Google Images when she walked in. She asked me what I was doing looking at pictures of Jason Segel, and then she told me that she finds him strangely attractive. Admit it, you're caught.
Star Gazer Posted July 12, 2011 Posted July 12, 2011 TJ Holmes from CNN!! HA! Switch that up ever so slighty: JT Holmes (the skier)... he is MY future husband! (I wish...) http://estb.msn.com/i/E2/88A7AB32B0B0ACC5BB391CFBEBB623.jpg
JustJoe Posted July 12, 2011 Posted July 12, 2011 http://funnet.in/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Freida-Pinto-Hot.jpg This is a hot woman!
ascendotum Posted July 12, 2011 Posted July 12, 2011 The ones that came to mind when I first read this thread though I would'nt call them crushes, the slightly older women in Penelope Cruz and Jennifer Aniston. I also dig Alyson Michalka (Hellcates) and the singers Avril Lavigne and Fiona Apple. I see Tiffany Theissen got mentioned. Yeah I remember her, and it reminded me of Sherilyn Fenn who I fell in love with when I was young after seeing the movie 'Two Moon Junction'. Also would have loved a girlfriend like Joey Lauren Adams from the movie Chasing Amy. I had to google some of the names I read here. Some stood out for me purely on a photo basis. Never seen Game of Thrones, but Emilia Clarke with the blond locks...hot, and also that Olivia Wilde. Natalie Portman, I used to like, but in her recent movie 'No Strings Attached' I actually thought Ashton should have got together with the other actress, Lake Bell. When I check out the FHM top 100 women or the red carpet starlets in the magazines at the gym, there's scores of cute women, I just cant remember their name. I need to see them regularly in a tv show or a few movies these days for me to remember their name.
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