whichwayisup Posted July 10, 2011 Posted July 10, 2011 Nobody twisted your words. They are as they were presented. You read wrong then.
Jason Todd Posted July 10, 2011 Posted July 10, 2011 A harmless thread started by a mod and you pee on it. Your sole purpose seems to be to twist people words around to get your point across .......jmk........mr harris, and now jason todd, how many other persona's do you or have you had to circumvent moderation? This is a public board.
Owl Posted July 10, 2011 Posted July 10, 2011 This is a public board. True. But once moderated you are supposed to respect that. Use of another account/username to circumvent moderation is further violation of the TOS.
Art_Critic Posted July 10, 2011 Posted July 10, 2011 Oh....I get it now, I had thought the posters where actually participating in the thread. Now I see they were just pot stirring and being incredibly rude
Jason Todd Posted July 10, 2011 Posted July 10, 2011 True. But once moderated you are supposed to respect that. This is a public board. Disagreeing with you is not "disrespecting" some internet board. Use of another account/username to circumvent moderation is further violation of the TOS. Don't know what you're talking about.
Owl Posted July 10, 2011 Posted July 10, 2011 This is a public board. Disagreeing with you is not "disrespecting" some internet board. Don't know what you're talking about. This has nothing to do with me. I was referring to following the TOS. If you are banned or being moderated, and you create anoyher account to "come back" or post when you are under a ban or temporary restrictions , you are violating the tos. If your account is banned...you are supposed to go away and not come back. If you are on a temp restriction, you are supposed to honor that and not post on another account to avoid the restriction. Get it now?
Jason Todd Posted July 11, 2011 Posted July 11, 2011 This has nothing to do with me. I was referring to following the TOS. If you are banned or being moderated, and you create anoyher account to "come back" or post when you are under a ban or temporary restrictions , you are violating the tos. If your account is banned...you are supposed to go away and not come back. If you are on a temp restriction, you are supposed to honor that and not post on another account to avoid the restriction. Get it now? Dude this is a public board last time I checked and you cannot control what someone posts because you don't like it so no, I don't "get it" because it's irrelevant.
Owl Posted July 11, 2011 Posted July 11, 2011 I think perhaps there's been a bit of a misunderstanding. As far as I know, I've never agreed or disagreed with anything you've posted (under this persona at least). I haven't tried to make you post or not post anything. I simply wanted to help you understood the TOS and how it pertains to using multiple user accounts given your similarity to previous posters who have been banned. If I was mistaken, you have my apologies. If I'm not, then hopefully this provided you some useful input.
donnamaybe Posted July 11, 2011 Posted July 11, 2011 A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. 'Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent.' 'One Cent?' the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?'' 'A nickel,' the barman replied. 'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?' The bartender replied, 'Upstairs, with my wife.' The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?' The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.'
Chi townD Posted July 11, 2011 Posted July 11, 2011 Here's one, A man wakes one morning and remembers that he went out drinking with the boys the night before but doesn't remember anything else. His wife was already gone to work but he looked over on her pillow and there was a note. "My Darling husband, I have to work a few hours today, but I'll see you soon. I've cooked a wonderful breakfast downstairs for you in the kitchen. I love you with all of my heart, Your wife." The man starts to walk down the stairs and sees the coffee table in pieces and the front door was barely hanging on by a hinge. He doesn't remember what happened. He walks into the kitchen and sees his son already eating the stacks of pancakes, eggs, toast, fresh squeezed orange juice, bacon, saugage and a fresh pot of coffee. The man sits next to his son, and says, " Uhhh...son? Do you remember what happened last night?" He says, "OH YEAH! Mom was waiting up for you and SHE WAS MAD!! She heard you come home and fumbling with the lock, so she open the door and you must have been leaning on in because, you came tumbling through and broke the door, then you both went flying on top of the coffee table and broke it. She got up and tried to pull you up. As you came up you hand hit her face and you damn near gave her a black eye." The man, " Thought to himself, "oh no!" The boy continued, then she was able to get you up the stairs and plop you down on the bed. She took off your shoes then she started to undo your belt." " then you started screaming,' Get your flithy hands off of me you whore!' " "I'm Married!"
Jason Todd Posted July 11, 2011 Posted July 11, 2011 I think perhaps there's been a bit of a misunderstanding. As far as I know, I've never agreed or disagreed with anything you've posted (under this persona at least). I haven't tried to make you post or not post anything. I simply wanted to help you understood the TOS and how it pertains to using multiple user accounts given your similarity to previous posters who have been banned. If I was mistaken, you have my apologies. If I'm not, then hopefully this provided you some useful input. Owl you're beating a dead horse. Don't like what someone posts oh well.
Owl Posted July 11, 2011 Posted July 11, 2011 (edited) Where in this thread did I say a single word about not liking your posts????????? And the question that you continue to dodge remains...are you a former banned member posting under a new username? Stop twisting around now...and answer a direct question with a direct answer(or two, in this case). Edited July 11, 2011 by Owl
Jason Todd Posted July 11, 2011 Posted July 11, 2011 Where in this thread did I say a single word about not liking your posts????????? And the question that you continue to dodge remains...are you a former banned member posting under a new username? Stop twisting around now...and answer a direct question with a direct answer(or two, in this case). I already answered that question...... Are you trained in interrogation?
Holding-On Posted July 15, 2011 Posted July 15, 2011 An old man lay dying. By custom, he could ask one question of anyone in his village and they were honor bound to answer truthfully. He called in his wife. As she was led in by her friend, he told her that he had a question which had long troubled him about the parentage of his sons. At this the woman became extremely pale but she waited for his question. "Wife" he said "I have several fine strong tall and handsome sons but one runty little fellow. Tell me the absolute truth. Is he really mine?" Greatly relieved the woman answered that indeed the son was his. Hearing this the old man smiled and died. The wife turned to her friend and said: "What a relief. I thought he was going to ask about the other sons!"
Memphis Raines Posted July 15, 2011 Posted July 15, 2011 For probably the only time, I agree with Mr Harris why was his post removed?
Lil1 Posted July 15, 2011 Posted July 15, 2011 Found a good one! ... Before marriage….. He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: No! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Every chance I get. She: Will you hit me? He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. She: Darling! After marriage…. Simply read from bottom to top.
NoIDidn't Posted July 15, 2011 Posted July 15, 2011 I've read most of these jokes before, but they are still hilarious every time! LOL "She could be sporting rollerskates"
Lil1 Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 So this woman is at a supermarket and she sees the bagboy while going through the checkout line and she's hot for him. She's got to figure out how to let him know. Aha. Her bags are packed and she asks the bagboy if he'll help her take her bags out to the car. While in the parking lot she says to him, "I have an itchy pussy" And he replies, "Look lady, you'll have to point it out, all those Japanese cars look the same to me".
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