iJester Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 Step one: Insert penis into vagina. Step two: Repeat step one.
Author Dust Posted June 30, 2011 Author Posted June 30, 2011 Step one: Insert penis into vagina. Step two: Repeat step one. Could you go into more detail I’m having some trouble filling in the blanks. Just assume you’re out on a date and never had sex with the girl before. Now in as much detail as possible go ahead and describe what you would do. Start out with how or if you would even bring up sex. I mean I’m assuming you don’t just say “Lets go have some F’ing fun!” (maybe you do) Explain?
iJester Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 Start with kissing, and build up from there. Just get to know each other and it should just come naturally.
somedude81 Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 Dude you're really asking this? From what I've seen, you usually walk in on the girl masturbating and you're already naked of course. She see's your throbbing manhood then proceeds to start giving you oral. After that you push her down on the bed then start the f-ing. Don't forget to finish on her face.
Author Dust Posted June 30, 2011 Author Posted June 30, 2011 Start with kissing, and build up from there. Just get to know each other and it should just come naturally. Still not enough detail but you’re painting a better picture here. Dude you're really asking this? From what I've seen, you usually walk in on the girl masturbating and you're already naked of course. She see's your throbbing manhood then proceeds to start giving you oral. After that you push her down on the bed then start the f-ing. Don't forget to finish on her face. I’ve actually never finished on a girls face. I have had them drink my cum and suck me off after intercourse though. I think its defiantly a Kodak moment if you do decide to finish that way. Now I know you’ve never actually had sex with a girl you’ve dated but it would be interesting if you took this seriously.
Queen Zenobia Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 Is this a serious question? I thought you had a girlfriend...
somedude81 Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 I’ve actually never finished on a girls face. I have had them drink my cum and suck me off after intercourse though. I think its defiantly a Kodak moment if you do decide to finish that way. Now I know you’ve never actually had sex with a girl you’ve dated but it would be interesting if you took this seriously. Heh, I guess you didn't realize that I was basically describing how sex happens in 99% of porno's. Perhaps I should have mentioned swanky background music
Author Dust Posted June 30, 2011 Author Posted June 30, 2011 Is this a serious question? I thought you had a girlfriend... Wow, I’m flattered you care enough to take notice of the things I say. I do have a girl friend. Some of my threads aren’t meant to literally apply to me. I'm asking hypothetical questions that help people think about things. Generally when talking about ones own situation it’s a mans enemy to over think these things past “just do it.” I thought it would be interesting if we brought this old topic up and looked at it from different peoples perspective. I’d be interested to hear your thoughts. This is kind of silly and pointless though so maybe we shouldn’t continue this thread?
Author Dust Posted June 30, 2011 Author Posted June 30, 2011 Heh, I guess you didn't realize that I was basically describing how sex happens in 99% of porno's. Perhaps I should have mentioned swanky background music Yeah I knew, that’s why I asked you to take it seriously. It was obvious you were talking about porn. Which I recommend you stop watching. I wouldn’t jack off a good few days before a date where you might get sex. You want to be full on ammo. (that’s cum joke)
Queen Zenobia Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 Wow, I’m flattered you care enough to take notice of the things I say. I do have a girl friend. Some of my threads aren’t meant to literally apply to me. Fair enough. I take notice of what most people say, in real life and on here. Annoys the hell out of my fiance. I'm asking hypothetical questions that help people think about things. Generally when talking about ones own situation it’s a mans enemy to over think these things past “just do it.” I thought it would be interesting if we brought this old topic up and looked at it from different peoples perspective. I’d be interested to hear your thoughts. This is kind of silly and pointless though so maybe we shouldn’t continue this thread? Ok. Sounds interesting enough. Although "just do it" kind of sums it up.
Cee Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 This reminds me of a game where we'd instruct our friends to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It's pretty difficult to give blow by blow instructions on even the simplest process. By perusing most of the threads on LS, it's not the mechanics of sex that's at issue, but rather finding a willing participant. I can't even imagine talking about sex in that level of detail without it sounding downright unappealing.
somedude81 Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 Yeah I knew, that’s why I asked you to take it seriously. It was obvious you were talking about porn. Which I recommend you stop watching. I wouldn’t jack off a good few days before a date where you might get sex. You want to be full on ammo. (that’s cum joke) Ok ok I'll play along. You're right that I have not had sex with a girl I've actually dated so the process is different from the way I've done things in the past. My guess is that it will start with an extended make-out session, one of which we've been doing for a while. Somehow we'll make it to my bed. I'll start undressing her. I'll do a little fondling and kissing. After that I'm not really sure. I'm guessing we'll stop and talk about it for a bit. Especially since the girl I'm thinking about is a virgin.
thehead Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 I know how you have sex! You have lots of plastic surgery, get a fat wallet, get a shiny car, and get a good job and an apartment with lots of space for kids to play and romp around and... Wait, what? Am I generalizing again? No, I don't know how you have sex with a girl. I don't even know how to kiss one! Keep that attitude buddy, and you won't ever learn to. Keerist. You're your own worst enemy, you know that?
oaks Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 When you are dating a girl how do you have sex? Let's imagine that you both know how to kiss and that kissing is happening while on a date in a public place. Let's further imagine that the kissing, and touching, is progressing to a level where you definitely wouldn't want your mom to be watching. Now, what happens if you say, "Let's finish these drinks and go back to your place"? Does that help?
Ross MwcFan Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 Just seems like something that happens naturally, you start off kissing and it builds up from there. Probably the last thing you should do is overthink things.
oaks Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 Another approach, and this will shock some of you, is to talk about it first.
rafallus Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 First, you handle birth control and find a place where you can have sex undisturbed. You touch her more and more overtime, until she is positively turned on. Then - not very explicably - sex becomes kinda obvious thing to do.
Ruby Slippers Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 What the last two men I've dated did was to ask me to go back to my place after the date, to do something 'innocent'. They would mention something specific that we could do. Then as soon as we got in the door, they busted a move. The suggested activity was forgotten. The first time, I was really surprised, because he went from quiet nice guy to a raging beast of testosterone who was all over me -- but that was hot. I didn't have sex with either of them that night, but we did make out, and that opened the door to having sex in the near future.
tman666 Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 Step 1: Go to the liquor store and buy some decent tequila Step 2: Tell your gf that you're going to cook her Mexican food and make Margaritas tonight for dinner Step 3: Get the food ready, then make the Margaritas. Make sure you make them plenty strong. Good tequila is imperative so that her delicate womanly pallet isn't offended. Step 4: After a couple of Margaritas, slip away for a second, take off your clothes, and come back wearing nothing but a sombrero. Step 5: Seductively lock eyes with her and say "hola" Step 6: Tell her (employing Spanish accent) that you want to passionately kiss her body everywhere Step 7: Start with the lips, and slowly (not too slowly, mind you. No girl wants to sit there for 5 minutes waiting for something real while you smootch everything but her naughty bits) make your way down to her lady parts Step 8: Oral on her. You probably want to make sure that the sombrero is off at this point. Step 9: After she's came a couple of times, look up and tell her you must have her. Step 10: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reboot Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 I always liked bonking them on the head with a club. Not too hard mind you...
krz12 Posted July 1, 2011 Posted July 1, 2011 I know how you have sex! You have lots of plastic surgery, get a fat wallet, get a shiny car, and get a good job and an apartment with lots of space for kids to play and romp around and... Wait, what? Am I generalizing again? No, I don't know how you have sex with a girl. I don't even know how to kiss one! I figure there's enough amateur porn that doesn't involve jackhammering out there. I can't imagine a dude actually jackhammering a girl he cares about, but maybe people do.
cerridwen Posted July 1, 2011 Posted July 1, 2011 Step 1: Go to the liquor store and buy some decent tequila Step 2: Tell your gf that you're going to cook her Mexican food and make Margaritas tonight for dinner Step 3: Get the food ready, then make the Margaritas. Make sure you make them plenty strong. Good tequila is imperative so that her delicate womanly pallet isn't offended. Step 4: After a couple of Margaritas, slip away for a second, take off your clothes, and come back wearing nothing but a sombrero. Step 5: Seductively lock eyes with her and say "hola" Step 6: Tell her (employing Spanish accent) that you want to passionately kiss her body everywhere Step 7: Start with the lips, and slowly (not too slowly, mind you. No girl wants to sit there for 5 minutes waiting for something real while you smootch everything but her naughty bits) make your way down to her lady parts Step 8: Oral on her. You probably want to make sure that the sombrero is off at this point. Step 9: After she's came a couple of times, look up and tell her you must have her. Step 10: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lmao::lmao::lmao: FTW!!
somedude81 Posted July 1, 2011 Posted July 1, 2011 Really funny tman666. One thing though, would a girl expect or even want oral as part of the first sex session?
cerridwen Posted July 1, 2011 Posted July 1, 2011 Really funny tman666. One thing though, would a girl expect or even want oral as part of the first sex session? Expect, no. Want? Yes.
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