Author johan Posted June 7, 2011 Author Posted June 7, 2011 But then Eve was so easily tricked by the talking snake in the tree force feeding her fruit. It wasn't much of a trick. The snake said, "eat the damn fruit woman! Or I'll call you fat!" Eve said, "ooh I just hate you, snake! You always say such mean things to me.". Munch munch, munch...
Art_Critic Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 you yourself will enjoy a lot of lovely spanking in prison:D Well.. something tells me that Johan does a lot of spanking.. even at home
zlatnapolja Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 Women are sweet beautiful loving caring creatures that god created to keep you gentlemen from raping trees and killing each other, unfortunately this 'gift' wasn't appreciated by most of you...
Ouroboros Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 It wasn't much of a trick. The snake said, "eat the damn fruit woman! Or I'll call you fat!" Eve said, "ooh I just hate you, snake! You always say such mean things to me.". Munch munch, munch... Was the snake's intention to make her fat? Was he an expansion fetishist?
zlatnapolja Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 Was the snake's intention to make her fat? Was he an expansion fetishist? Hehehe thank you people for making me laugh! This is so retarded, it funny
Ouroboros Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 Women are sweet beautiful loving caring creatures that god created to keep you gentlemen from raping trees and killing each other, unfortunately this 'gift' wasn't appreciated by most of you... and they floated up into the air to God's kingdom where there is no atmosphere to never be seen again. The End.
Ouroboros Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 If there was a talking snake in God's garden then where was the talking mongoose to eat the talking snake?
mogul Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 If you're nice to them, they are secretly disappointed, although that is a secret they can't keep for very long. Of you're mean to them, they seem disappointed on the surface, but secretly it delights them. It fills them with primordial glee. Wow. I believe they call that, abuse. Punishable by jail.
zlatnapolja Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 Guys, have you ever watched a 'chickflick', charmed or days of our lives etc? Don't you think it's strange how none of the guys that are 'adored' by women beat the crap out of there girl? couldnt it just be that women dont like abuse? deal with it! Enjoy, it's real love!
93TheHitStick Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 Proof? Pictures or it didn't happen. You have no proof? Thats what i thought. Maybe woman with low self esteem feel the need to be abused. But i doubt all woman want to be abused.
OldOnTheInside Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 Proof? Pictures or it didn't happen. You have no proof? Thats what i thought. Maybe woman with low self esteem feel the need to be abused. But i doubt all woman want to be abused. That's just a lie propagated by the feminist agenda.
Ouroboros Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 That's just a lie propagated by the feminist agenda. Damn those Venusians and their underhanded tyranny.
Stung Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 Johan, my husband is so nice to me, I'm getting bored. Maybe you can PM me your address, so I can drop by and you can put me in my place a little?
SxB Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 If you're nice to them, they are secretly disappointed, although that is a secret they can't keep for very long. Of you're mean to them, they seem disappointed on the surface, but secretly it delights them. It fills them with primordial glee. Holy sh*it another one of these threads? Deja vu. Well, I guess i'm not really surprised.
Stung Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 I want to be abused by johan Now the catfighting begins.
TheLawmaker Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 Silverchair's "Abuse Me" is a great song to play in the background, too.
utterer of lies Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 You're right, except for one thing. It's not 'secretly'.
Taramere Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 Why does everyone say that to me? It's not bad abuse I'm talking about. It's the good kind. Why must everything be so black and white? Surely there's somebody out there who can come out with guidelines on how to be a balanced abuser.
Cee Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 This thread would have been more fun if it was posted in the Sexual and Reproductive Health sub-forum. I want tips.
denise_xo Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 I am assuming this is sarcastic. I'm sure it is, but it's really very far from amusing.
Eternal Sunshine Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 I'm sure it is, but it's really very far from amusing. I found it really funny.
Mme. Chaucer Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 Well.. something tells me that Johan does a lot of spanking.. even at home Spanking the monkey?
samspade Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 If you're nice to them, they are secretly disappointed, although that is a secret they can't keep for very long. Of you're mean to them, they seem disappointed on the surface, but secretly it delights them. It fills them with primordial glee. Your thoughts are a little rough and abstract, but the general theory is true. Only problem is, your terminology is way off. "Nice" and "mean," subjective though they may be, don't tell the whole story. What women respond to is playful teasing, displays of high value, negging, confidence, masculinity, and unapologetic ownership of one's sexual desires. What repels women is supplication, excessive attempts to buy her affections (think flowers, dinners, chocolates), desperation, attempts to ingratiate one's self disingenuously (think wuss new age men who pose as feminists), and of course disowning one's sexual desires. These and many other traits are lumped in with "nice." And yes, women will pretend they like the "nice" actions, and maybe they do on a level consummate with liking a puppy dog or little boy. But they will not find these traits or actions attractive and will eventually LJBF the "nice" man in favor of the "mean" one. Unfortunately, the details in this age-old debate get glossed over with the simple terms "nice" and "mean" or "jerk." Goes way beyond that. There is nothing "nice" about pretending you want to "be there" for her and listen to her problems, when deep down you want to nail her like all the other guys. There is nothing "nice" about surrendering your masculinity in an attempt to attract a female. And there is nothing to be gained in complaining about it.
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