Shaun-Dro Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 Ladies and gentleman I've been known to speak my mind on these threads as it's the best way to communicate without being second-guessed, so I need to address some issues again. It's now early June and the weather is increasingly warmer, anywhere in the upper 70s to 80s and all around me I see women, mostly young, with skin-tight pants and jeans, not letting their womanhood take a breath. What is your problem? Aren't such garments reserved for the cool weather like the fall and the cold winter? Why not a nice, loose summer dress? We find that especially appealing and feminine; on top of that, it'll keep you all smelling fresher. I'm really concerned because I see this everywhere I turn my head. This is another NY thing I see. Regardless, I wanna know why this is going on so much, year after year, where only a very small percentage of women wear dresses or skirts .
Sweetheartt Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 good point lol. I always wear dresses that come to my lower-mid thigh in the spring & summer. I love to keep cool & fresh & clean. Guys stare at me all the time, especially the older ones lol. Im from Connecticut so maybe its different here than where you are?
TheLawmaker Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 I haven't noticed this, thankfully. Plenty of skirts around here!
oaks Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 but but but... skin-tight jeans look good. Quit complaining.
Lucky_One Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 Skirts, dresses and shorts around here. No jeans. Maybe pants for women who work in offices where the A/C may be pushed really low. Btw, you really DO have an issue with the way a woman smells "down there", don't you?!?!
Author Shaun-Dro Posted June 6, 2011 Author Posted June 6, 2011 Skirts, dresses and shorts around here. No jeans. Maybe pants for women who work in offices where the A/C may be pushed really low. Btw, you really DO have an issue with the way a woman smells "down there", don't you?!?! It certainly doesn't help her cause to strap her goodies into tight jeans all the freaking time! Maybe...just maybe if she "loosened" up a little bit, she might be able to work wonders . But seriously, this is a problem. And you ladies practicing this are hurting yourselves.
Mme. Chaucer Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 If she is wearing a dress ... you'll eat the taco?
OliveOyl Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 I think they're wearing skin-tight jeans to hold in their pouches. Isn't that a good solution?
Mme. Chaucer Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 But, Olive. A light, flowy dress can also disguise this repulsive, omnipresent figure flaw. Especially if it has and Empire waistline.
Stung Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 If I thought the men all around me were working themselves into a frenzy thinking about my "womanhood" "breathing" I would keep it under tight wraps too, to feel more secure. Maybe the next spring/summer style of the women around you will be this a medieval chastity belt .
Stung Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 Perhaps we should install airholes in our jeans? Like the eyelets for shoelaces?
Lucky_One Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 Heck - let's just go crotchless. That would give more room to put the Renuzit in there.
Jazzari Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 Skirts, dresses and shorts work great for outdoors. But if I'm going to be in a store or out to eat, then its jeans all the way. They keep the freaking air conditioning so cold in the summer that I even take a jacket at times.
GorillaTheater Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 If I thought the men all around me were working themselves into a frenzy thinking about my "womanhood" "breathing" I would keep it under tight wraps too, to feel more secure. Of all the wierd thoughts that pass my mind from time to time, I have to say that I've never considered crotch ventilation problems. Of course, being in Texas, I suppose proper ventiation is a problem faced by everyone living in a place where the temps start to break 90 in late February. Anyways, I'm good with either dresses or tight-fittin' jeans. As long as I don't have to smell anything.
Art_Critic Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 As long as I don't have to smell anything. .. no kidding... nothing worse than to walk by a woman in the aisle of the local store only to catch it floating in the air...
ascendotum Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 but but but... skin-tight jeans look good. Quit complaining. I'm with you oaks, the current jeans smershed with leggings look, I think is great. If she is wearing a dress ... you'll eat the taco? otherwise its babywipes & a squirt of Glen20.
NoReallyThatHappened Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 Wow! What kind of crotches do these ladies have that requires such ventilation efforts!?! Are they growing an ecosystem down there or something? lol
Stung Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 Heck - let's just go crotchless. That would give more room to put the Renuzit in there. Assless chaps, not just for gay leather-daddies anymore! Ok, on a serious note, I will wear a light summer dress if I'm trying to look nice for a specific person or event or situation, sure, but jeans are much more comfortable for me. I don't want to be worried about somebody looking up my skirt, or have the wind twirl my skirt up, or not be able to climb something to fetch my toddler easily, or not be able to hop on a bike, or whatever. Skirts are kind of a PITA, IMO, and you're more vulnerable in them than you are in jeans, which I am not a big fan of. The area I live in is pretty temperate so I'm not too worried about ventilation problems, but hey, it's not like I couldn't do a quick spongebath or shower if it were an issue. Unless of course I'm trying to catch Art Critic's or Gorilla Theater's attention in the supermarket .
ChickenEata Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 Skinnies breath like all jeans. Doesn't matter if she is wearing skinnies or regular jeans. Would you be asking this if girls were walking around in bell bottoms? If they are hot then that is there business. Maybe they haven't had time to go buy other clothes or something.
Author Shaun-Dro Posted June 7, 2011 Author Posted June 7, 2011 Assless chaps, not just for gay leather-daddies anymore! Ok, on a serious note, I will wear a light summer dress if I'm trying to look nice for a specific person or event or situation, sure, but jeans are much more comfortable for me. I don't want to be worried about somebody looking up my skirt, or have the wind twirl my skirt up, or not be able to climb something to fetch my toddler easily, or not be able to hop on a bike, or whatever. Skirts are kind of a PITA, IMO, and you're more vulnerable in them than you are in jeans, which I am not a big fan of. The area I live in is pretty temperate so I'm not too worried about ventilation problems, but hey, it's not like I couldn't do a quick spongebath or shower if it were an issue. Unless of course I'm trying to catch Art Critic's or Gorilla Theater's attention in the supermarket . So that's the problem: women around are too chicken to wear dresses lol. That's funny. You rather stink up your hidden crotch area in 85 degrees of heat than wear something more comfy and loose, because you think some man is gonna grab you or watch you? But at the same token, if no men cared to look at you, then you'll go and change into something sexier to get his approval now, hmm? The dress will do the trick if you got the legs to show. Of course, I'm assuming most don't, since they're hiding those razor burns .
Lucky_One Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 Shaun, darlin, I am starting to REALLY understand why you only know about sex through the exploits of your friends! If women were really as nasty and stinky as you seem to think, then there wouldn't be so bloody much humping going on all around you!
Stung Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 (edited) So that's the problem: women around are too chicken to wear dresses lol. That's funny. You rather stink up your hidden crotch area in 85 degrees of heat than wear something more comfy and loose, because you think some man is gonna grab you or watch you? But at the same token, if no men cared to look at you, then you'll go and change into something sexier to get his approval now, hmm? The dress will do the trick if you got the legs to show. Of course, I'm assuming most don't, since they're hiding those razor burns . I doubt it's a problem for everyone, and I wouldn't call it being chicken, more a matter of being practical and comfortable. I'm more comfortable both physically and mentally in jeans than in a little skirt, personally. And I'm clean and temperate and comfortable and totally satisfied with the level of male attention I generate, but if it makes you happy to think my crotch is stinky or I'm sad and lonely or whatever, you think whatever you want. Out in the world, I'm the happy one, and you seem to be the angry dissatisfied troll, so perhaps that tells us all something. Shaun, darlin, I am starting to REALLY understand why you only know about sex through the exploits of your friends! If women were really as nasty and stinky as you seem to think, then there wouldn't be so bloody much humping going on all around you! For realsies. Edited June 7, 2011 by Stung
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