Untouchable_Fire Posted June 2, 2011 Posted June 2, 2011 http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno. US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical. It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said. What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head. Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno. 3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema. You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know. Is there any hope for humanity?
Linda9999 Posted June 2, 2011 Posted June 2, 2011 ....................all righty then.........................
Author Untouchable_Fire Posted June 3, 2011 Author Posted June 3, 2011 Well... the husband is a believer!
sweetjasmine Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 Is there any hope for humanity? Seriously, did you actually read what you posted? Erick "Jhonson"? "What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black." ? Sorry to be a wet blanket, here, but it came from Sensacionalista ("a journal exempt from truth"), a Brazilian blog that's just like the Onion. This is the original: http://www.sensacionalista.com.br/?p=499 Note the English paragraph at the end. And this is the "One of the world's biggest sites publishes a Sensacionalista piece as if it were real" article they published after Gizmodo fell for it: http://www.sensacionalista.com.br/?p=136
Woggle Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 Sometimes I wonder if this world is even for real anymore.
alphamale Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 3D porn? where do i get my hands on that? do i need to wear special glasses?
Author Untouchable_Fire Posted June 3, 2011 Author Posted June 3, 2011 Seriously, did you actually read what you posted? Erick "Jhonson"? "What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black." ? Sorry to be a wet blanket, here, but it came from Sensacionalista ("a journal exempt from truth"), a Brazilian blog that's just like the Onion. This is the original: http://www.sensacionalista.com.br/?p=499 Note the English paragraph at the end. And this is the "One of the world's biggest sites publishes a Sensacionalista piece as if it were real" article they published after Gizmodo fell for it: http://www.sensacionalista.com.br/?p=136 Never heard of that website. I did however find the article ludicrously funny... Now I know why. Thanks for pointing that out.
John Michael Kane Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 3D porn? where do i get my hands on that? do i need to wear special glasses? And do I actually get some type of real 3D booty from this 3D porn? We'll probably have something like that in about 20 years. I'm sure the government or private companies already have prototypes.
sweetjasmine Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 Never heard of that website. I did however find the article ludicrously funny... Now I know why. Thanks for pointing that out. I saw it a while ago, and it's still pretty funny. Give it 20 years or so, and it'll be real.
Art_Critic Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 do i need to wear special glasses? Only when looking at boobs... You want the full on experience that 3D boobs can offer
whichwayisup Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 3D porn? where do i get my hands on that? do i need to wear special glasses? Like seeing an NHL game in 3D. An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno. I guess that means I could get high sticked in the face, or checked...Or bit by Burrows just from watching a hockey game!
Art_Critic Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 I guess that means I could get high sticked in the face, Heck... you could get high sticked in the face watching 3D porno
whichwayisup Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 Heck... you could get high sticked in the face watching 3D porno I should have seen that one comin'......Cummin'?
John Michael Kane Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 I should have seen that one comin'......Cummin'? Long stream of the special milk cummin' up!
jnj express Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 What is this woman's H., using---I need to use it at tax time, maybe I can get the IRS, to take porn flicks in place of my check for what I owe----Oh wait there is always immaculate conception
rafallus Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 Idiots will be idiots. Then I would say I don't want to divorce her, just some little dwarfs put the papers on my desk, put the gun to my head and made me sign up.
Mimolicious Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 Can I watch "Casino" in 3D and get all that cash at the bank????????? Just saying... :lmao:
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