Sabali Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 So I was supposed to meet up with a couple of my buddies yesterday at a neighborhood sportsbar to watch the Chicago Bulls Vs. Miami Heat NBA game. I arrived at the bar first and grabbed us a table at a good vantage point to watch the game on one of the big screen televisions. The waitress approached me and asked if I wanted a menu. I told her the I was waiting for someone and would wait to order for now. About ten minutes later, a woman walks into the bar and heads straight for my table and pulled up a chair. I jokingly said "hold on a minute, sweetheart. You have to be a Bulls fans to sit at this table." She said "I'm not a basketball fan" and sat down. I told her "well, you are one now!" She laughed and ordered a drink from the waitress. I tried hard not to laugh. She then said "so I found it." I laughed "yes, you found me. I can't hide from you!" She smiled and said "I am going to run to the restroom. I'll be right back." Just as she had reached the restroom, I saw this guy walk into the bar scanning the room as if he was looking for someone. He looked around and I just started laughing. I had seen this guy in the bar the previous two weekends and each time he had a different woman with him. The women were nice looking and they were all over him. So I flagged him down and said "hey, man, I think that your date believes that I am you." He said yeah, I guess it would be easy to mistake us two." He started laughing, grabbed a table next to mine and pulled out his cellphone and started texting. The woman returned from the restroom looking at her cellphone and walked towards my table to grab her drink and said "how can there be two tall guys, with the same hairstyle and facial features in the bar at the same time?" She then walked over to the guy's table and introduced herself. My buddies finally showed up and I told them what happened. I told them if I was right, this woman would probably be all over this guy in a little bit. Sure enough, by halftime, those two were laughing and all over each other like they had been dating for months. I assumed that they had to have met online.
sanskrit Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 Great story, makes me miss online dating, as haven't done it in awhile.
Author Sabali Posted May 24, 2011 Author Posted May 24, 2011 Great story, makes me miss online dating, as haven't done it in awhile. That guy was certainly inspirational. If it was any of the women he was with the last two weekends, it would have been hard for me to not pretend to be him. Lol.
Kampo Posted May 25, 2011 Posted May 25, 2011 I did this in reverse a couple weeks ago, was meeting a gal at a brewery in town for the first time, tbh I didn't know what she looked like exactly just knew blond hair shorter and general face (pics were crap on her profile) so i'm just getting there and I see a gal looking around for someone that roughly fits the description and introduce myself and we walk into the bar then I relize crap she thinks i'm someone else and we laugh about it and part ways and I meet my real date. well real date wasn't that great and it was obvious the other gals wasn't that great my glancing over at her lol. was trying to figure out a way to make the swap and couldn't figure out a non dickish way to do it so just forgot about that idea. still was one for the books, was actually a nice ego boost since I normally can't aproach strangers with any confidence and I was able to strike up a good convo with a cute gal for 15min just about random ****.
Author Sabali Posted May 25, 2011 Author Posted May 25, 2011 I like your story better. That's great. I can see you guys staring at each other across a crowded room.
thatone Posted May 25, 2011 Posted May 25, 2011 I did this in reverse a couple weeks ago, was meeting a gal at a brewery in town for the first time, tbh I didn't know what she looked like exactly just knew blond hair shorter and general face (pics were crap on her profile) so i'm just getting there and I see a gal looking around for someone that roughly fits the description and introduce myself and we walk into the bar then I relize crap she thinks i'm someone else and we laugh about it and part ways and I meet my real date. well real date wasn't that great and it was obvious the other gals wasn't that great my glancing over at her lol. was trying to figure out a way to make the swap and couldn't figure out a non dickish way to do it so just forgot about that idea. still was one for the books, was actually a nice ego boost since I normally can't aproach strangers with any confidence and I was able to strike up a good convo with a cute gal for 15min just about random ****. bathroom! should've sat where you could keep a glance going at her, waited on her to go, then pretended to text on your phone waiting outside the bathroom hallway until she came back out. requires careful positioning so that your date can't see the bathroom hallway and you gotta keep your face in that phone until she's coming out and make sure your date isn't coming when you talk to her again. if it fails, or your date asks what took so long, "sorry, important work email". tricky, but possible.
sanskrit Posted May 25, 2011 Posted May 25, 2011 This thread has given me a business idea www.fakex.com We are staffed with extremely attractive "operatives" who ooze social value. For just $150, one of our highly skilled operatives will show up "coincidentally" at the location of your next first date and will exude an aura of your choice of "wanting you back," "you are the one that got away," "I want you in bed right now," or "congrats on the multimillion dollar deal and the promotion, you are set for life and I find that outrageously sexy!" Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. We also "cater" events such as weddings, reunions, any event you are attending where you would like an extremely hot, gushy date who goes on and on about how great you are! Package pricing depends on nature and duration of the event.
Author Sabali Posted May 26, 2011 Author Posted May 26, 2011 bathroom! should've sat where you could keep a glance going at her, waited on her to go, then pretended to text on your phone waiting outside the bathroom hallway until she came back out. requires careful positioning so that your date can't see the bathroom hallway and you gotta keep your face in that phone until she's coming out and make sure your date isn't coming when you talk to her again. Of course, hindsight is 20/20, my friend. This thread has given me a business idea www.fakex.com We are staffed with extremely attractive "operatives" who ooze social value. For just $150, one of our highly skilled operatives will show up "coincidentally" at the location of your next first date and will exude an aura of your choice of "wanting you back," "you are the one that got away," "I want you in bed right now," or "congrats on the multimillion dollar deal and the promotion, you are set for life and I find that outrageously sexy!" Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. I want my royalties, Sanskrit!
thatone Posted May 26, 2011 Posted May 26, 2011 Of course, hindsight is 20/20, my friend. yeah, i know, i keep waiting for the day when foresight is that way but it never seems to come around...
Author Sabali Posted May 26, 2011 Author Posted May 26, 2011 So... where's the funny part? Are you serious? Okay, man... Woman walks into Sportsbar and sees a man (1st guy) that she just assumes is some guy she saw in some photos online. She walks over to him and just sits down at his table and begins talking to him and interacting with him as if she already knows him and orders a drink on his tab. The waitress assumed that the woman is the "someone" the guy said he was waiting for and orders her drink and puts it on the guy's tab. The guy is thinking "who the hell is this woman!?" Another guy walks into the bar a minute afterward that looks like he could be the 1st guy's long lost twin brother. He arrives just late enough for the confusion to occur. The 2nd guy looks at the 1st and laugh after he is told what happened because, obviously, it looks like he is looking into a mirror. The 2nd guy was seen in the bar for the past two weekends with a babe all over him. Only after an hour after meeting this woman, they were all over each other as well. I guess you just had to be there...
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