mo mo Posted May 20, 2011 Posted May 20, 2011 the warm booty The best part of waking up is NOT the folgers in your cup, it's the warm booty in your bed right next to you
SmileFace Posted May 20, 2011 Posted May 20, 2011 pffft....How many people actually have the chance of waking up to a "warm booty" while in a relationship? I made an edit for you The best part of having a live in partner is....
Author mo mo Posted May 20, 2011 Author Posted May 20, 2011 Regular sex. I mean, that's good too, but the warm booty after a night of sex is ****ing amazing
Author mo mo Posted May 20, 2011 Author Posted May 20, 2011 pffft....How many people actually have the chance of waking up to a "warm booty" while in a relationship? I made an edit for you The best part of having a live in partner is.... I've never had a live in partner but I have been in relationships where I have woken up next to a warm booty. your theory is fail
SmileFace Posted May 20, 2011 Posted May 20, 2011 I've never had a live in partner but I have been in relationships where I have woken up next to a warm booty. your theory is fail Unless you are waking up to them everyday.. you are not really waking up. Your theory fails...go back to work :-p
mr.dream merchant Posted May 20, 2011 Posted May 20, 2011 Having a piece of ass when you feel like it 70% of the time.
Author mo mo Posted May 20, 2011 Author Posted May 20, 2011 Unless you are waking up to them everyday.. you are not really waking up. Your theory fails...go back to work :-p go back to your chicken and waffles woman FYI let's just say I have dated some very "clingy" women that could not get enough of me, even though they technically didn't live with me.
Els Posted May 20, 2011 Posted May 20, 2011 Heh, lots of couples don't get to sleep over much, but they're still couples. I agree that the warm body is an amazing perk, although if that's literally the BEST thing about one's relationship they should possibly consider getting a dog instead.
sally4sara Posted May 20, 2011 Posted May 20, 2011 I guess.....didn't happen very often tho. Usually they were already up and in the kitchen making me breakfast. Having experienced both, I think I prefer breakfast to the warm ass option. Being married means you only get that on Mother's day and a couple other special occasion scenarios.
Els Posted May 20, 2011 Posted May 20, 2011 Ha, is it really that common to get breakfast in bed? Bf's only done it for me once, and vice versa.
january2011 Posted May 20, 2011 Posted May 20, 2011 ...someone who 'gets' you and with whom you can discuss pretty much anything.
sally4sara Posted May 20, 2011 Posted May 20, 2011 Ha, is it really that common to get breakfast in bed? Bf's only done it for me once, and vice versa. Isn't it? I won't go so far as to say every guy I've dated did the breakfast thing but it happened pretty often; 70 percent of the time. Maybe this is like the rimming thing. I thought it was pretty common for guys to do that to a girl during oral but some of my female friends say its never happened to them. Certainly nothing I ever expected but not uncommon at all.
SmileFace Posted May 20, 2011 Posted May 20, 2011 Isn't it? I won't go so far as to say every guy I've dated did the breakfast thing but it happened pretty often; 70 percent of the time. Maybe this is like the rimming thing. I thought it was pretty common for guys to do that to a girl during oral but some of my female friends say its never happened to them. Certainly nothing I ever expected but not uncommon at all. mind = blown
Els Posted May 20, 2011 Posted May 20, 2011 Huh. 70 percent of the time?! I dunno, doesn't that get a bit inconvenient? Especially with different work schedules and all that? I definitely wouldn't do it that often for a guy, and I think it'd be hypocritical to expect it of him in that case.
Stung Posted May 20, 2011 Posted May 20, 2011 I guess.....didn't happen very often tho. Usually they were already up and in the kitchen making me breakfast. Having experienced both, I think I prefer breakfast to the warm ass option. Being married means you only get that on Mother's day and a couple other special occasion scenarios. Man, do I miss breakfast in bed. You're right, once you have a baby, that kind of goes out the window except for Mother's Day and birthdays. I guess I attracted men who did a lot of breakfast in bed stuff, too. Not during the week when we were both up and scrambling, but on weekends. I'm the type who wakes up slowly while my husband is more of a morning person, plus he likes to cook. He would often make us both breakfast, and then come back to bed. He'd use breakfast and coffee to wake me up enough for the sex to commence, then we'd read the paper, hit the shower together, and start the outside portion of our day. Good times. The best thing about being in a relationship? Well, I do like the warm booty aspect, but...having someone to take care of you when you have the flu, or just generally someone who loves you and gets you and wants to be by your side.
Els Posted May 20, 2011 Posted May 20, 2011 The only time I have seen breakfast in bed was in a movie or tv program. You should actually try doing it sometime then, might actually get reciprocated.
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