SmileFace Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 Ok, this thread has nothing to do with the girl on the train but the title seemed appropriate. This morning I was waiting for the bus and a older guy decided to comment on my choice of music. Anyway he proceeded to tell me he played in a local band and I should come check it out. I said, "sure", since it seemed interesting enough . We ended up exchanging numbers. We board our bus and I take a sit up front and he proceeds to the back. He has already sent me a text during our conversation at the bus stop. Well within ten minutes of meeting me - these are the text messages I receive. He asks me when we I can come see his band. I tell him when I have free time. He replies "I can't wait ,that would be really cool I have never dated a black girl before and I never met a girl as beautiful as you before and you're really sweet as well" I reply " I never dated a black girl either" To which he replies "I heard they were amazing in bed and very sexual and passionate . I am already blown away by how beautiful you are "insert my name" and funny ,LOL." So, what are your funny stories from people you have met and show their true colors within minutes. **Be aware I have blocked his number and wish I never see him again**
mo mo Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 Wow he sounds like a real don juan I wish I had game like him DAMN. I couldn't even imagine how many women would be all over me. I'm hating right now.. srs
CorruptedOne Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 Wow, creep-tastic... I don't particularly agree buddy necessarily is Mr. Don Juan. I'd run, fast and far. That's some pretty intense talk for what? A 5 minute bus stop chat? Makes for an entertaining story though, that's a plus! The funniest/creepiest encounter I have had was in the grocery store. Some man came up to me in produce, smiled and whispered to me that he "REALLY liked short girls" (I'm 4'10), then followed me around the store for the next 10 minutes. Simply wonderful.
Mme. Chaucer Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 You got exposed to the raw psyche of the human spirit and couldn't handle it. I am not surprised by your inability to hack it. Expect anyone you come across is thinking some or all of those thoughts whether they ever get expressed or not. Way to turn completely inappropriate and loserly behavior by a fellow into a shortcoming of the woman on the receiving end. I bet your social skills are just sterling. We have etiquette and social customs to encourage boundaries between ourselves and the "raw psyches" of every tom, dick and harry in the world. That's a good thing.
Author SmileFace Posted May 17, 2011 Author Posted May 17, 2011 You got exposed to the raw psyche of the human spirit and couldn't handle it. I am not surprised by your inability to hack it. Expect anyone you come across is thinking some or all of those thoughts whether they ever get expressed or not. Yes, I should actually welcome this behavior since it he actually had the courage to express it. Give me a break.
Author SmileFace Posted May 17, 2011 Author Posted May 17, 2011 Wow, creep-tastic... I don't particularly agree buddy necessarily is Mr. Don Juan. I'd run, fast and far. That's some pretty intense talk for what? A 5 minute bus stop chat? Makes for an entertaining story though, that's a plus! The funniest/creepiest encounter I have had was in the grocery store. Some man came up to me in produce, smiled and whispered to me that he "REALLY liked short girls" (I'm 4'10), then followed me around the store for the next 10 minutes. Simply wonderful. I actually had a homeless guy follow me around a shopping mall while out with my friends. It came to the point where we actually ran to the train stop to avoid him.
Author SmileFace Posted May 17, 2011 Author Posted May 17, 2011 Wow he sounds like a real don juan I wish I had game like him DAMN. I couldn't even imagine how many women would be all over me. I'm hating right now.. srs Yes, a real charmer.
Author SmileFace Posted May 17, 2011 Author Posted May 17, 2011 Way to turn completely inappropriate and loserly behavior by a fellow into a shortcoming of the woman on the receiving end. I bet your social skills are just sterling. We have etiquette and social customs to encourage boundaries between ourselves and the "raw psyches" of every tom, dick and harry in the world. That's a good thing. Thanks ....
Author SmileFace Posted May 17, 2011 Author Posted May 17, 2011 It isn't a shortcoming. It just makes her very average and predictable. Who needs either when there is exceptional? What's the point Madame Chaucer when the raw psyche is what will motivate all a person does and says? It is better to have honesty than the lie of a mannerly prudish exterior. I liked you better as Disinterested.
Author SmileFace Posted May 17, 2011 Author Posted May 17, 2011 Your judgmental nature doesn't phase me. You are free to welcome whatever boring discourse you wish. I wouldn't say it is courage but he started it off on the right foot by expressing his desires explicitly. How many here become crestfallen for playing by the rules, never confessing how they feel, and get no where? Honesty is a better policy. That you didn't respond positively to this overt pass indicates he would never have gotten what he wanted from you. It is best that his sincerity scared you away and saved him from wasting his time. I only posted about the inappropriateness of his text. Please inform me where you see that I passed any judgement. I am not mad or neither do I feel disrespected in this matter. Like you said he only expressed his desire which is perfectly fine. I didn't respond, so yes it wasn't positive and it only saves me and him from wasting time. I don't see what rules you are talking about. I only live by my own.
Author SmileFace Posted May 17, 2011 Author Posted May 17, 2011 It is better to be hated than loved. Hate is more honest. Don't worry I won't waste time with either for you.
mo mo Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 You have already my love. ha.. well at least we know one person that is less charming than the guy by the bus stop.
Mme. Chaucer Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 ha.. well at least we know one person that is less charming than the guy by the bus stop. He so ardently defends the guy by the bus ... that perhaps, maybe, they are one and the same?
Mme. Chaucer Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 It isn't a shortcoming. It just makes her very average and predictable. Who needs either when there is exceptional? How would an "exceptional" woman have handled this, from your supremely knowledgeable perspective? What's the point Madame Chaucer when the raw psyche is what will motivate all a person does and says? It is better to have honesty than the lie of a mannerly prudish exterior. I suppose so, in cases like this. The guy honestly exposed himself as a socially inept, overzealous lame-o, thus saving our "very average and predictable" OP from bothering to get to know anything further about him. Personally, I am in favor of filters, myself.
Els Posted May 18, 2011 Posted May 18, 2011 What's the point Madame Chaucer when the raw psyche is what will motivate all a person does and says? It is better to have honesty than the lie of a mannerly prudish exterior. We'd have a helluva lot more crimes if everyone is allowed to do and say whatever their 'raw psyche' dictates without using higher intellect to restrain ourselves. For instance, after sex with you, a woman might just say, "That was horrible, I didn't actually orgasm, your weener is tiny and you really suck in bed."
Author SmileFace Posted May 18, 2011 Author Posted May 18, 2011 We'd have a helluva lot more crimes if everyone is allowed to do and say whatever their 'raw psyche' dictates without using higher intellect to restrain ourselves. For instance, after sex with you, a woman might just say, "That was horrible, I didn't actually orgasm, your weener is tiny and you really suck in bed." Or I can sit there while he bangs away and just stare at my watch. "Dude, are you done yet?"
Mme. Chaucer Posted May 18, 2011 Posted May 18, 2011 Or I can sit there while he bangs away and just stare at my watch. "Dude, are you done yet?" Well ... somebody really did that recently, and evidently did not even think it was odd. Maybe that poster and the Devilish guy would be a good pair.
Author SmileFace Posted May 18, 2011 Author Posted May 18, 2011 Neither of those bother me because I could roll with them. "You know it isn't a party until you have a cocktail wiener in your mouth." I'd recite to you the bus schedule then tell you "I'll get you on that bus, baby. Don't worry about that bus, honey. That fine rear will be cushioned by those plush seats in no time. Cradling you to your destination as you pout out the window about tonight's bad sex. Pout for me darling. Yeah just like that. Daddy likes. This bus sex is really turning me uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh Done with plenty of time to spare. Now about that bus." I don't know but your writing style is impressive. I mean just in general. Not what I quoted but your others postings. Now if you only decide to put it to good use.
Author SmileFace Posted May 18, 2011 Author Posted May 18, 2011 It isn't. It is awfully dependent on repetitive patterns, the vocabulary is too limited, and there is a tendency to go into run on sentences. I flunked out of college in part because I couldn't properly compose essays. I don't think you flunking out of college has anything to do with your writing skills. Your vocabulary is not limited to say the least. What is a good use? I don't believe in that way but I am interested in what you mean. There is no such thing as good use; I was only being cheeky. However I think you will make a great writer. Writing to me seems to be the greatest way for one to express themselves. I wish I had the gift but even when I spend hours studying writing styles, grammar and vocabulary - I am still not capable of translating my thoughts into anything desirable.
mitchell Posted May 18, 2011 Posted May 18, 2011 Where have I been?? When did bigotry become the new sexy pickup line?
alethean Posted May 18, 2011 Posted May 18, 2011 Where have I been?? When did bigotry become the new sexy pickup line? Oh, it's always worked. Nothing has worked better for me than to hear a stranger tell me how wild I supposedly am in bed merely due to my appearance. It gets me to tear my clothes off every time. In public, you know, cuz I'm a freak.
Author SmileFace Posted May 18, 2011 Author Posted May 18, 2011 SmileFace are you a passionate lover? Sometimes by how you post you seem like one who couldn't cut loose and are a bit stodgy. Other times you are quite the opposite. I have never made love so I can't be a passionate "lover" but I am very passionate. I think you read me wrong; I am not stodgy by my beliefs. I am pretty sure many see me as such but I don't care to be exciting to many people. I tend to be very sarcastic in my posts so I am not surprised if you confuse me as such. Why do you say I am stodgy? I want evidence.
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