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Women. Would you date an Amish man?


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Perhaps it is time to start working on the carrion-loving roboshark project.

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Zombies totally swim!! Max Brooks says so.

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I just bought Max Brooks' World War Z but it's still in my to-read-next pile beside the bed.

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OMG this thread.:lmao:

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i'd get it on with an amish man, especially if hes great in the sack.

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Actually you would be in separate sacks... with a board between you and the Amish loverboy.

 

Amish PUA techniques... focus on negging:

 

"Woman, you missed a stitch, now the quilt is crooked! How do you expect to win the quilting prize with a crooked quilt?"

 

"I was by your house at 4:30 this morning, and you were still in bed! So do the cows milk themselves at your house?"

 

"Your beard is smooth and silky, has a lovely shade, it appears almost natural."

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Hey! That's Bob! Hey, Bob, how's it going?! Bob's always messing around like that.

 

Oh, wait... I think you misunderstood. Bob's the shark. I haven't met the zombie. Maybe Bob will introduce me.

 

I totally did misunderstand. I thought Bob was this guy:

 

(song starts around 1:10 if you want to skip some of the talky talk intro)

 

 

"I'm not a monster, Tom...well, technically, I am. I guess I am."

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I am positive an Amish Man would burn me at the stake.

Positive.

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Perhaps an Amish man will hop onto this internet thread and correct all the numerous misconceptions. Any minute now.

 

 

He can also upload a YouTube demo of his zombie-fighting prowess, if he hopes to win the heart and glistening brain of IntricateGirl.

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People really don't know the Amish do they and they would rather be bigots. :rolleyes:

 

I don't see any bigotry here, merely taking a non-serious thread at face value.

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I totally did misunderstand. I thought Bob was this guy:

 

(song starts around 1:10 if you want to skip some of the talky talk intro)

 

 

"I'm not a monster, Tom...well, technically, I am. I guess I am."

 

 

I saw this in sign language! Yes, seriously.

 

Well, that's it, boys. I'm off the market. I mean, I have a total internet crush on this guy. He's kinda cute, can sing, play guitar, likes zombies, hangs with Buddha. That's right- he hangs with freakin' BUDDHA!!!

 

Sweet! I made it all the way to 1:30 before I was called a bigot! That might be a new record. I'll have to check my big book of who I p*ss off each day. (It's a pretty big book.) Goal for tomorrow: make it until 2:30 without being called a "slack-jawed poo flinger".

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