sanskrit Posted May 9, 2011 Posted May 9, 2011 http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100623132909AApdSPr Just looking out for you and your hubby.
Stung Posted May 9, 2011 Posted May 9, 2011 Perhaps it is time to start working on the carrion-loving roboshark project.
Stung Posted May 10, 2011 Posted May 10, 2011 I just bought Max Brooks' World War Z but it's still in my to-read-next pile beside the bed.
milkmaterial Posted May 10, 2011 Posted May 10, 2011 i'd get it on with an amish man, especially if hes great in the sack.
sanskrit Posted May 10, 2011 Posted May 10, 2011 Actually you would be in separate sacks... with a board between you and the Amish loverboy. Amish PUA techniques... focus on negging: "Woman, you missed a stitch, now the quilt is crooked! How do you expect to win the quilting prize with a crooked quilt?" "I was by your house at 4:30 this morning, and you were still in bed! So do the cows milk themselves at your house?" "Your beard is smooth and silky, has a lovely shade, it appears almost natural."
Stung Posted May 10, 2011 Posted May 10, 2011 http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/shark_fsv_zombie.jpg
Intricategirl Posted May 10, 2011 Posted May 10, 2011 http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/shark_fsv_zombie.jpg Hey! That's Bob! Hey, Bob, how's it going?! Bob's always messing around like that. Oh, wait... I think you misunderstood. Bob's the shark. I haven't met the zombie. Maybe Bob will introduce me.
Stung Posted May 10, 2011 Posted May 10, 2011 Hey! That's Bob! Hey, Bob, how's it going?! Bob's always messing around like that. Oh, wait... I think you misunderstood. Bob's the shark. I haven't met the zombie. Maybe Bob will introduce me. I totally did misunderstand. I thought Bob was this guy: (song starts around 1:10 if you want to skip some of the talky talk intro) "I'm not a monster, Tom...well, technically, I am. I guess I am."
2sure Posted May 10, 2011 Posted May 10, 2011 I am positive an Amish Man would burn me at the stake. Positive.
Stung Posted May 10, 2011 Posted May 10, 2011 Perhaps an Amish man will hop onto this internet thread and correct all the numerous misconceptions. Any minute now. He can also upload a YouTube demo of his zombie-fighting prowess, if he hopes to win the heart and glistening brain of IntricateGirl.
sanskrit Posted May 10, 2011 Posted May 10, 2011 People really don't know the Amish do they and they would rather be bigots. I don't see any bigotry here, merely taking a non-serious thread at face value.
Intricategirl Posted May 10, 2011 Posted May 10, 2011 I totally did misunderstand. I thought Bob was this guy: (song starts around 1:10 if you want to skip some of the talky talk intro) "I'm not a monster, Tom...well, technically, I am. I guess I am." I saw this in sign language! Yes, seriously. Well, that's it, boys. I'm off the market. I mean, I have a total internet crush on this guy. He's kinda cute, can sing, play guitar, likes zombies, hangs with Buddha. That's right- he hangs with freakin' BUDDHA!!! Sweet! I made it all the way to 1:30 before I was called a bigot! That might be a new record. I'll have to check my big book of who I p*ss off each day. (It's a pretty big book.) Goal for tomorrow: make it until 2:30 without being called a "slack-jawed poo flinger".
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