oaks Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 girl: "I'm coming home with you." me: "I'm not sure that's a good idea." girl: "You're taking me home. Now." So I took her home, but then called a taxi to take her home as she was far too drunk.
blueskyday Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 Enjoying this! For me, it was 15 min into a first date, he looked at me and said, "Let's just go **** and get it over with. I want you. You want me. Then we can come back and continue the date without all this sexual tension." hahahahah! yeah, right....see ya! Most other times, it was a lame excuse to come in to use the bathroom, get a drink, etc....Another good one was the guy who said I could come stay over at his place, in the morning he would make me coffee, and then we could go to church....okay, no thanks...
thebody Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 I think I've used a few stupid lines that didn't work, but then again I have said stupid stuff and it did. Girls do the same stupid stuff... One thing I did that I realize now is rather a disgusting man move was that I put all my entertainment stuff in my bedroom... so whenever I would say,"hey come over and watch a movie" obviously they would be in my bedroom. 60% of the time it worked every time. LOL God I was a deplorable person... thank goodness I'm better now. Anybody wanna come over and watch a movie?
blueskyday Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 I agree: A lot of people are lonely and do just want to hang out. I always invite those guys in, but when it's obvious that a guy is simply after sex and wouldn't be okay with only hanging out, then I know they are giving me a lame excuse to come in....and usually their behavior earlier in the night will show what they are after... Love the idea of coming over to watch movies...in the bedroom! I would know what's up with that and only say yes if I was willing to take it further....otherwise, I'd laugh and say "let's to go the movie theater this time...":laugh:
blueskyday Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 um, "grind like coffee?"...yuck...that's really bad...You could have said, "I'm like tea because I'm going to leave!"
blueskyday Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 And, how amazing is it that a guy would advertise it! ewwww! I'd probably respond that he should send that pic to a STD site for verification of what could be wrong with him.
daphne Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 So the moral of the thread is, it doesn't matter what the hell you say to a girl. If she wants to sleep with you even the dumbest reason will work. Nah. In my case, I was very mercenary about it. I didn't plan on going back to his place until it was that or a hotel. And all we did was cuddle. girl: "I'm coming home with you." me: "I'm not sure that's a good idea." girl: "You're taking me home. Now." So I took her home, but then called a taxi to take her home as she was far too drunk. I knew there was a reason I liked you.
calendula74 Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 You can come home with me and I will make you some chicken. (2am)
CambridgeGirl Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 "Do you know the difference between a chicken drumstick and a cock?" "No" "Do you fancy going on a picnic?" (joke)
mr.dream merchant Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 I idolize you. Hopefully not, that was definitely a bold move I made that night and it cost me a possible FWB situation. :/ I look back and laugh still though, at that time I was a very wild stag so to speak. So much that I pretty slapped a 9/10 MILF in the face and laughing about it to her later on when she texted me saying "I can't believe you left like that, nobody's ever done that to me."
thehead Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 I think I've used a few stupid lines that didn't work, but then again I have said stupid stuff and it did. Girls do the same stupid stuff... One thing I did that I realize now is rather a disgusting man move was that I put all my entertainment stuff in my bedroom... so whenever I would say,"hey come over and watch a movie" obviously they would be in my bedroom. 60% of the time it worked every time. LOL God I was a deplorable person... thank goodness I'm better now. Anybody wanna come over and watch a movie? Ive done that. Plus Ive pretended my favorite movie was the notebook. I had my eye on a girl from work and knew it was hers. We watched it in my room. LOL. Worked. Kinda of a crappy move but I was younger.
thehead Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 "Do you know the difference between a chicken drumstick and a cock?" "No" "Do you fancy going on a picnic?" (joke) Writing it down
thebody Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 Yeah I am not one of those guys. I would post a more normal pic like you would see on a dating site if we exclude all of the shirtless abs shots. It is pretty funny they think dick shots and abs shots are going to reel in a great girl for a good time. I guess some women must find it appealing but I think they are a minority. Even if they aren't they'll just have to cope with a face pic from me. speak for yourself buddy. these babies are magical. hahaha
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