Star Gazer Posted April 13, 2011 Posted April 13, 2011 Fair enough, I think people aren't quite making the distinction. They may think hooked means any curve, because curves are totally normal and very common. I disagree that curves are very common.
Author BeginAgain Posted April 13, 2011 Author Posted April 13, 2011 Your own thread title says HOOKED. Yes, it does which I was using to refer to any curve. You were the one who got into pointless semantics.
tinktronik Posted April 13, 2011 Posted April 13, 2011 Depending on how ugly you are that might be true or not. You've caught me out. I'm a completely hideous ugly troll of a woman.
Velociraptor Posted April 13, 2011 Posted April 13, 2011 Are hooked dicks hot? I didn't know that girls could think any sort of dicks are "hot".
Enchanted Girl Posted April 13, 2011 Posted April 13, 2011 Are hooked dicks hot? I didn't know that girls could think any sort of dicks are "hot". LMAO. Straight ones will, yes. XD
Author BeginAgain Posted April 13, 2011 Author Posted April 13, 2011 I don't? How many erect penises have you and Engaget seen in real life, played with or had sex with? The disease you referred to earlier doesn't apply to just any curved/hooked penis.
denise_xo Posted April 13, 2011 Posted April 13, 2011 Are hooked dicks hot? I didn't know that girls could think any sort of dicks are "hot". Let me guess. Waynebrady was put on moderation and has reemerged in disguise.
Star Gazer Posted April 13, 2011 Posted April 13, 2011 Yes, it does which I was using to refer to any curve. You were the one who got into pointless semantics. C'mon guy. A HOOK is by definition waaaaay different than a slight curve. I'm sorry about your hooked penis, btw.
oaks Posted April 13, 2011 Posted April 13, 2011 Let me guess. Waynebrady was put on moderation and has reemerged in disguise. I was just about to say the same.
Author BeginAgain Posted April 13, 2011 Author Posted April 13, 2011 C'mon guy. A HOOK is by definition waaaaay different than a slight curve. I'm sorry about your hooked penis, btw. If you are going to insult others then you should work more on it.
Star Gazer Posted April 13, 2011 Posted April 13, 2011 If you are going to insult others then you should work more on it. I'm not trying to insult you. You started a thread to ask if hooked dicks are hot. I'm assuming you understood that there would be women who said no.
zengirl Posted April 13, 2011 Posted April 13, 2011 Hooked to me suggests a pretty severe curve. I think the issue with the semantics was you're being unclear. Never seen one of those (I've only slept with boyfriends, so it's only a handful of guys) in person. Had a boyfriend who was very slightly curved upwards, that was fine, but it made certain positions less viable. Hot? Well, he was hot, but the curve in his penis didn't make him any hotter. Everyone else has been pretty much arrow-straight, so I'm going to assume straight is the most common type of penis. But my sample subset is to small for it to be scientific. I'd prefer straight just for the sake of positions, but so long as it doesn't make sex ineffective or painful, I wouldn't dump a guy over a mild difference in the aesthetics of his penis from the norm.
Author BeginAgain Posted April 13, 2011 Author Posted April 13, 2011 I'm not trying to insult you. You started a thread to ask if hooked dicks are hot. I'm assuming you understood that there would be women who said no. How does any of that relate to the shape of my penis which I never shared and you tried to use a complete fabrication as a slight against me?
donnamaybe Posted April 13, 2011 Posted April 13, 2011 No one needs to use anything to slight you. You do just fine all by yourself.
Engadget Posted April 13, 2011 Posted April 13, 2011 (edited) I disagree that curves are very common. They are though. http://www.outragemag.com/web/CrookedPenis.html If you add up every guy with every possible curve, it's a pretty damn high number. " The latter observation (lack of ill effect whatsoever) is, in actuality, the most noteworthy point in cases of genital asymmetry in men – after all, a certain degree of curvature of the penis (slight or prominent) is actually considered normal (many, if not most men, are born with this benign condition, also commonly referred to as congenital curvature, among others), what with the “little man” possibly curving to the left, right, upwards, downwards, combinations of the four, or, for that matter, in various other directions and angles. It is only when there is discomfort that the bend should be a worry." Edited April 13, 2011 by Engadget
AzaleaBelle Posted April 13, 2011 Posted April 13, 2011 All this talk of dicks, curved, hooked or otherwise, is making me want to have one in my face.
Star Gazer Posted April 14, 2011 Posted April 14, 2011 They are though. How many crooked/curved/hooked penises have you personally seen? Look at the results of this thread and the women who've seen them. It's far less common than you want to believe.
Mutant Debutante Posted April 14, 2011 Posted April 14, 2011 I've seen straight dicks and ones that curved up a little bit. But I've never yet seen one that was seriously hooked, or any that curved to the side.
denise_xo Posted April 14, 2011 Posted April 14, 2011 I've seen straight dicks and ones that curved up a little bit. But I've never yet seen one that was seriously hooked, or any that curved to the side. The only non-straight one that I saw curved to the left.
Engadget Posted April 14, 2011 Posted April 14, 2011 How many crooked/curved/hooked penises have you personally seen? Look at the results of this thread and the women who've seen them. It's far less common than you want to believe. Anecdotal evidence versus studies. Seriously? I've only met 5 people that spoke Japanese, guess that's all that exists in the world. :laugh:
devil moth Posted April 14, 2011 Posted April 14, 2011 Ewww! They look so creepy!! When I was raped a while back the guy had a hooked penis and I freaked out more from that then anything. They are so definitely NOT hot. :/
Andy_K Posted April 14, 2011 Posted April 14, 2011 (edited) You can see from this poll that a curve is pretty common, and totally straight ones are in the minority. As for preferences, there is not really a popular consensus on what's best, although some polls do favour a curve Edited April 14, 2011 by Andy_K
tinktronik Posted April 14, 2011 Posted April 14, 2011 Ewww! They look so creepy!! When I was raped a while back the guy had a hooked penis and I freaked out more from that then anything. They are so definitely NOT hot. :/ :lmao::lmao: God I hope this was a joke/troll post b/c I can't stop laughing. I'm an insensitive bitch this morning.
Engadget Posted April 14, 2011 Posted April 14, 2011 You can see from this poll that a curve is pretty common, and totally straight ones are in the minority. As for preferences, there is not really a popular consensus on what's best, although some polls do favour a curve Exactly, some type of curve is pretty common.
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