Woggle Posted April 1, 2011 Posted April 1, 2011 I am ashamed to admit this and everybody here will hate me but I have a crush on another woman. I had a few dates with a woman in between marriages and the passion and sex was just amazing but she had to move away because of family issues. She is back in the neighborhood and things have picked up where they left off. I have been meeting her on weekends and the sex is still just as amazing. My question is how do I break the news to my wife that I am no longer in love with her. She is a good woman but is more like a good friend to me and I want out. When me and OW get together fireworks just light up the ocean sky. How do I break the news that our marriage is over? One other thing I have to add. April Fools!
whichwayisup Posted April 2, 2011 Posted April 2, 2011 I knew as soon as I saw your name. Silly! Hmm, I thought noon was the cutoff time for AF pranks.. Or maybe that's just what I was told years ago from my parents so our tricks and fun would not go on all day/evening at home as kids!
westernxer Posted April 2, 2011 Posted April 2, 2011 Good one, Woggle! You just about had me shaking my head.
Art_Critic Posted April 2, 2011 Posted April 2, 2011 Good one, Woggle! You just about had me shaking my head. Yeah.. sucked me right in too.. Good one Woogle
dreamingoftigers Posted April 2, 2011 Posted April 2, 2011 Oh crap, you beat me! And I just posted! I knew the second I saw it.
johan Posted April 2, 2011 Posted April 2, 2011 I am ashamed to admit this and everybody here will hate me but I have a crush on another woman. I had a few dates with a woman in between marriages and the passion and sex was just amazing but she had to move away because of family issues. She is back in the neighborhood and things have picked up where they left off. I have been meeting her on weekends and the sex is still just as amazing. Why am I not surprised? I freaking knew this would happen sooner or later. All your threads admiring players. My question is how do I break the news to my wife that I am no longer in love with her. She is a good woman but is more like a good friend to me and I want out. When me and OW get together fireworks just light up the ocean sky. Just hand her a bat and ask her to beat you over the head with it. Be sure to get "I'm a big jerk" burnt into the side of it, so she knows why she's swinging it. One other thing I have to add. April Fools! Oh. Never mind.
dreamingoftigers Posted April 2, 2011 Posted April 2, 2011 Why am I not surprised? I freaking knew this would happen sooner or later. All your threads admiring players. Just hand her a bat and ask her to beat you over the head with it. Be sure to get "I'm a big jerk" burnt into the side of it, so she knows why she's swinging it. Oh. Never mind. Love it!
Feelin Frisky Posted April 2, 2011 Posted April 2, 2011 Your April Fools line is so close to your signature I missed it and was conjuring up my response. So, hook, line and sinker you fooler you. :rolleyes:
summerdowling87 Posted April 3, 2011 Posted April 3, 2011 I am ashamed to admit this and everybody here will hate me but I have a crush on another woman. I had a few dates with a woman in between marriages and the passion and sex was just amazing but she had to move away because of family issues. She is back in the neighborhood and things have picked up where they left off. I have been meeting her on weekends and the sex is still just as amazing. My question is how do I break the news to my wife that I am no longer in love with her. She is a good woman but is more like a good friend to me and I want out. When me and OW get together fireworks just light up the ocean sky. How do I break the news that our marriage is over? One other thing I have to add. April Fools! Damn Woggle you had me pretty good there. I was thinking he must be kidding but good one very good one
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