Feelin Frisky Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 It's hilarious when threads like this get created. This thread is consists off: A few guys who wishes women liked giving blowjobs and pretend that they do. A few guys pretending to be women who likes giving blowjobs. It really is pathetic. Listen guys... GET REAL. You should not have Internet access without adult supervision. You sound like you are literally 9 years old and it's getting really tiresome. Really, really, really tiresome.
EyesWideOpen Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 You should not have Internet access without adult supervision. You sound like you are literally 9 years old and it's getting really tiresome. Really, really, really tiresome. *thumbs up*
EyesWideOpen Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 Pee comes from penises. When you are going down on a man you have your mouth in the same place were pee comes from. Random quote just popped into my head. Made me laugh, thought I'd share. "Is it necessary I drink my own urine? No. But it's sterile and I like the taste."
waynebrady Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 You should not have Internet access without adult supervision. You sound like you are literally 9 years old and it's getting really tiresome. Really, really, really tiresome. I'm 18. And I assure you I spell better and I word my posts better than most guys my age, nevermind a 9 year old. Especially considering English is not my first language. If you are gonna insult me then atleast come up with something that is funny and original. The age thing is getting old, I've heard it before.
Feelin Frisky Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 Random quote just popped into my head. Made me laugh, thought I'd share. "Is it necessary I drink my own urine? No. But it's sterile and I like the taste." John and Yoko sang a song about that. It goes "All we are sayyyying, is give piss a chance...":p
Lilmisus Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 I'm 18. And I assure you I spell better and I word my posts better than most guys my age, nevermind a 9 year old. Especially considering English is not my first language. If you are gonna insult me then atleast come up with something that is funny and original. The age thing is getting old, I've heard it before. He's just speaking the truth. By arguing that girls don't like giving blow jobs because pee comes from there, is just a dumb argument that is obviously not true, and something that my nine year old cousin would probably say (except he'd say pee pee probably). In all honest (and without trying to come across and mean), I think that before you can say what girls do and don't like when it comes to sexual topics, you need to at least date a girl and get to at least first base with her. You're only speaking from your own general opinion that you've come up with just by thinking of it, but without some sort of hard core experience and evidence to back up what you're saying, to where it doesn't really come across as something too believable, ya know? And like I was saying before, your health and your food choices really determine how semen tastes. Not only that, but it determines the smell as well. If you think that it smells that bad to where no girl would want to get near it, either change your dietary habits and your bathing habits, or realize that it's normal and accepted by many, and not something that will get in the way of a girl wanting to get frisky with you.
Kelemort Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 do you like giving? y/n? I like giving not for the act, but for the pleasure that it brings him. I've had oral sex with two men; I've always averaged giving it somewhere between 2 and 5 times a week. Lucky men, indeed. after how long of knowing/dating a guy are you willing to give? In my first relationship, I first gave oral sex after 2 months or so. In my current relationship...probably a few weeks. I would never give someone oral sex if we weren't dating. do you consider them equivalent to sex? or as being somewhere between hugging/kissing and sex? or more intimate than sex? I consider it to be just behind sex - not as serious/intimate as sex. do you consider it fine to give one while both you and the guy are clothed and the guy just unzips and drops trou (in a car for ex.) or are they just a bedroom activity? I gave my ex oral sex in the car once - but about halfway through he was getting freaked out and worried that someone was going to see us. We were in the dark in an isolated place! We were more likely to get hacked to death than to be spotted. I've given blowjobs while his pants are just unzipped. In the bedroom, the kitchen, the bathroom, the living room...I have given oral sex in tons of places. and what is your preference for handling the guy's cum? swallow? dribble? jacking? face? have the guy finish by jacking? other? there are probably a million options of which I am not aware. Hahaha. I've had it in the face a few times - that's mostly just for variety. To be honest, I'm not crazy about it. I always swallow. My ex had a very strong, bitter taste - my s/o's taste is subtle, if I ever even taste it at all. It catches me offguard when it's terrible or really great. I hadn't giving my ex oral though - it was just God-awful. Oh. And I can deep throat. It just took a couple of years to overcome the gag reflex. I've found that alcohol helps with that, too.
Kelemort Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 And I've initiated oral sex with everybody I've dated. Just started kissing around that area and...well...I wanted to see how to please them. Mmm... I shouldn't have opened this thread. Bad, turned on Kelemort :/
Thedude22 Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 I do think girls like giving head but sometimes it is very dependent on if you reciprocate. I think girls who have men who refuse to go down on them are much less enthusiastic about it. Though there are is a startling amount of women who won't let a guy go down on them at all.
Gala Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 1) Yes - absolutely. 2) Whenever intimate relations start happening, though there are guys with whom I've had NSAs whose overall vibe turned out not to rate the start-to-finish version. 3) Just behind intercourse. 4) Clothed? OK, but not ideal. I prefer a situation where there's more potential for reciprocation. And yes, I've performed them more places than I will name. 5) I got used to the taste with my first boyfriend, many moons ago. Warning to men - don't eat water chestnuts beforehand (and asparagus is a no-brainer). I've never had it in the face, nor do I care to. The dribbling/spitting thing strikes me as fetishistic, and I avoid any guy who wants to trigger gagging (who are they kidding, anyway? Ya could castrate them in that moment). If I'm really into the guy, and things get really hot, I have had orgasms just from this action. There are nerves around the nasal-labial fold...
TryingtoUnderstand32 Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 females: do you like giving? y/n? do you give even if you're not keen on them? after how long of knowing/dating a guy are you willing to give? do you consider them equivalent to sex? or as being somewhere between hugging/kissing and sex? or more intimate than sex? do you consider it fine to give one while both you and the guy are clothed and the guy just unzips and drops trou (in a car for ex.) or are they just a bedroom activity? and what is your preference for handling the guy's cum? swallow? dribble? jacking? face? have the guy finish by jacking? other? there are probably a million options of which I am not aware. guys feel free to answer if you feel you have verifiable info other than just being a sucker for whatever your girl says while she's actually holding back the vomit ("oohh yeah baby I love it *urp - gag*") Giving - Yes. But only with someone I'm exclusive or in love with. Ok with giving daily. It is the equivalent of sex and I will/have swallowed but only with someone I love. I prefer in my/his house only. In the car is too uncomfortable or awkward. Can't believe I'm giving this info.. Please forgive me Mom.
utterer of lies Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 I wish more women were as good as they are enthusiastic about giving head. It usually takes three or four months until they learned how to do it properly.
Eclypse Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 Lucky guys! I wish my girlfriend gave me bjs! The most she'll do is lick it a few times and then stop:( this happens once every few weeks and I consider myself lucky if she does.
Kelemort Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 It's cool. I can count on two hands the number of times I've gotten oral sex in the past..oh... 2 1/2 years..
Thedude22 Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 Sheesh a lot of orally selfish people out there. No excuse for girls to suck at it, fairly simple process. On the male end it takes, study and training to be good at head. Some guys seriously do not even know where the clit is. How is that even possible?? G-spot is a little harder to find but it's not like it's Atlantis or something.
interfuse Posted April 1, 2011 Posted April 1, 2011 This is funny. females: do you like giving? y/n? No, because I don't like the smell of pre-cum and semen. do you give even if you're not keen on them? Depends on the situation. Sometimes. after how long of knowing/dating a guy are you willing to give? A very long time because I don't like giving. do you consider them equivalent to sex? or as being somewhere between hugging/kissing and sex? or more intimate than sex? Between. do you consider it fine to give one while both you and the guy are clothed and the guy just unzips and drops trou (in a car for ex.) or are they just a bedroom activity? Depends on the situation. I wouldn't mind either, but I prefer naked in the bedroom. and what is your preference for handling the guy's cum? swallow? dribble? jacking? face? have the guy finish by jacking? other? there are probably a million options of which I am not aware. Swallow.
impz Posted April 1, 2011 Posted April 1, 2011 (edited) I'm 18. And I assure you I spell better and I word my posts better than most guys my age, nevermind a 9 year old. Especially considering English is not my first language. If you are gonna insult me then atleast come up with something that is funny and original. The age thing is getting old, I've heard it before. Your age has nothing to do with the subject matter. That is definitely agreeable. However, until you actually get your hand on SOME girl, I think it's safe to admit that you are hardly the authority on anything to do with sex. It makes you look a little silly. It's like a virgin telling us how sex is good/bad through his or her imagination. LOL much? Anyway, I believe in reciprocation. I give head to my woman, she gives me a bloody good head as well. Lots of practice and good observation always does the trick. Edited April 1, 2011 by impz
Andy_K Posted April 1, 2011 Posted April 1, 2011 For the girls who won't let it go off in their mouth: Does this mean you're quite happy for a guy to take you to the brink of orgasm when he's going down on you, then stop and finish you off with his fingers instead?
Pyro Posted April 1, 2011 Posted April 1, 2011 You're seriously a jackass who has admitted to NEVER having been with a woman. And I quote (http://www.loveshack.org/forums/showthread.php?p=3319930#post3319930) You either have no idea what you're talking about, or you're sole purpose on these forums is to enrage women (which I suspect is the case, thus I report everything you post). Just go away. You should not have Internet access without adult supervision. You sound like you are literally 9 years old and it's getting really tiresome. Really, really, really tiresome. http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t265620/?highlight=waynebrady
waynebrady Posted April 1, 2011 Posted April 1, 2011 http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t265620/?highlight=waynebrady Why should I get banned? Exactly what rules here have I broken? Unlike you and alot of other posters on here I never go personal and I never throw insults at others. I have recieved plenty of insults, most of them cringe worthy You know what, I wouldn't mind if you were actually GOOD at doing it. Most of your insults are so un-original and corny that it's just annoying. The "you must be this or this age" or "it's just you girls don't want to have sex with" and so on and so on have all been throwed at me dozens of times... If ya gonna insult me come up with something NEW.
BWLoca Posted April 1, 2011 Posted April 1, 2011 (edited) For the girls who won't let it go off in their mouth: Does this mean you're quite happy for a guy to take you to the brink of orgasm when he's going down on you, then stop and finish you off with his fingers instead? Speaking for myself, but actually, yes. I don't care for the fingers, though... do you like giving? No do you give even if you're not keen on them? Sometimes after how long of knowing/dating a guy are you willing to give? When I feel comfortable...probably not until after our first encounter... do you consider them equivalent to sex? or as being somewhere between hugging/kissing and sex? or more intimate than sex? More intimate do you consider it fine to give one while both you and the guy are clothed and the guy just unzips and drops trou (in a car for ex.) or are they just a bedroom activity? Random BJ's are okay and what is your preference for handling the guy's cum? swallow? dribble? jacking? face? have the guy finish by jacking? other? there are probably a million options of which I am not aware. Anywhere but my mouth...or body... Edited April 1, 2011 by BWLoca
SmileFace Posted April 1, 2011 Posted April 1, 2011 Anywhere but my mouth...or body... What exactly is left?
Author pj1970 Posted April 1, 2011 Author Posted April 1, 2011 Women hate giving blowjobs and they think it's gross. The only reason so many women do it is because their man pressures them to do it. A woman would never give a man a BJ by her own initiative and will. Women hate cum and think it's gross offcourse they don't want to swallow it. Women only do that in pornos... Not in real life. Women don't want cum anywhere near them much less swallow it. that has been pretty much my experience also, although I think I'm on the lower end of the experience bell curve the two younger females I've dated (1st gf then later one nearly 10 yrs younger than myself) seemed interested (though w 1st gf I had nothing w which to scale) but the older ones seemed to have a why bother attitude I'm guessing the enthusiastic ones on here are in their 20s low to mid
kalikula Posted April 1, 2011 Posted April 1, 2011 (edited) do you like giving? No do you give even if you're not keen on them? No. Well, maybe if he's my boyfriend. after how long of knowing/dating a guy are you willing to give? Only if we are in a relationship probably. do you consider them equivalent to sex? or as being somewhere between hugging/kissing and sex? or more intimate than sex? More intimate do you consider it fine to give one while both you and the guy are clothed and the guy just unzips and drops trou (in a car for ex.) or are they just a bedroom activity? Depends, if I'm not feeling sexy then it's definitely not going to happen! and what is your preference for handling the guy's cum? swallow? dribble? jacking? face? have the guy finish by jacking? other? The least messy please, thanks. Personally I do not like the feeling and would probably never let a guy cum in my mouth unless he can be extremely extremely gentle. I have a very strong gag reflex and it can be a VERY disturbing experience mouths/throats are not vaginas, end of story. I'm just keepin it real. For any guy who is uber bitter about how some girls don't like giving bjs: People have different personal preferences, and you can't change the way someone feels about something, especially if they just don't like to do something you're not about to convince them that they DO. So get over it! Edited April 1, 2011 by kalikula
EyesWideOpen Posted April 1, 2011 Posted April 1, 2011 For the girls who won't let it go off in their mouth: Does this mean you're quite happy for a guy to take you to the brink of orgasm when he's going down on you, then stop and finish you off with his fingers instead? If he was uncomfortable swallowing (or even mouthing) the thick and unpleasant tasting stuff that splooged out of my junk...yes. Absolutely. I wouldn't want anyone to do something that they are uncomfortable with. Let alone something that induces the physical urge to vomit. =P
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