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I am going to hell cause I started playing poker


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Not, "poke her", but almost.

 

Poker is evil. Now I know why. It's an exact metaphor for dating.

 

Call 3 days later? That's the bluff. Drive a BMW? That's a raise. Go back to the .02 cent table cause you lost it all? That's going back to the ugly chick.

 

Feeling good on the .02 cent table, so taking another stab at the high limit table?

 

That's going back to the club.

 

Losing it once again, and now just saying f**k it this game sucks?

 

That's love shack. :p

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Well said, I concur.

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Not holding any of the cards? That's being involuntary celibate.

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