Imajerk17 Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 (edited) I went to the store tonight. I saw this really pretty girl getting something to eat from the salad bar. So I go over to the salad bar and talk to her, then I ask if she wants to join me for dinner (they have seating there). "I'd love to, but I have a boyfriend. I'm really flattered you asked though." I appreciate her class (I love it when a woman "gets it" and makes a man feel good for taking a chance like that) and get back to my shopping. Anyway, I finish my shopping, and when I get to the check-out, I realize that I brought up a container of salad that I absentmindedly picked up and put in my cart when I was talking to her. I hate salad! I buy it anyway and take it home. I now know what it feels to buy dinner for another man's girlfriend.... Edited March 1, 2011 by Imajerk17
fishtaco Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 I went to the store tonight. I saw this really pretty girl getting something to eat from the salad bar. So I go over to the salad bar and talk to her, then I ask if she wants to join me for dinner (they have seating there). "I'd love to, but I have a boyfriend. I'm really flattered you asked though." I appreciate her class and get back to my shopping. Anyway, I finish my shopping, and when I get to the check-out, I realize that I brought up a container of salad that I absentmindedly picked up and put in my cart when I was talking to her. I hate salad! I buy it anyway and take it home. I now know what it feels to buy dinner for another man's girlfriend.... Wow! Nice. She definitely has a lot of class. Her boyfriend is a lucky guy. At least instead of the salad, you didn't absentmindedly pick up a box of tampons. Although I heard tampons work well for nose bleeds.
Saphira Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 does that count if you bought it for her but she didnt get it? you still had the salad right? so technically didnt you buy yourself salad? idk maybe im missing something lol.
alphamale Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 I now know what it feels to buy dinner for another man's girlfriend.... no, actually you didn't do that
AverageJoe Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 "I'd love to, but I have a boyfriend. I'm really flattered you asked though." I would have said; So what does that have to do with me? While waving around a rather large piece of asparagus.
Saphira Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 I would have said; So what does that have to do with me? While waving around a rather large piece of asparagus. lololol. so asparagus was suppose to make her forget she had a boyfriend? man she must really love asparagus then lmao:lmao::lmao:
Author Imajerk17 Posted March 1, 2011 Author Posted March 1, 2011 I'm actually eating the salad right now. You know it's actually pretty good. Maybe there really is something to this crazy "eat your vegetables" fad...
Saphira Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 I'm actually eating the salad right now. You know it's actually pretty good. Maybe there really is something to this crazy "eat your vegetables" fad... hahahahaha!!!!! you should try fruits next :lmao::lmao:
fishtaco Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 lololol. so asparagus was suppose to make her forget she had a boyfriend? man she must really love asparagus then lmao:lmao::lmao: Maybe it's kind of like the Jedi mind trick. Now with asparagus flavor.
Saphira Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 Maybe it's kind of like the Jedi mind trick. Now with asparagus flavor. hahaha *in jedi voice* you have no boyfriend. you only want me and this asparagus. and maybe later the asparagus in my pants. you have no boyfriend. you will sit and have salad with me. :lmao::lmao:
AverageJoe Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 hahaha *in jedi voice* you have no boyfriend. you only want me and this asparagus. and maybe later the asparagus in my pants. you have no boyfriend. you will sit and have salad with me. :lmao::lmao: I prefer a darth vader voice that includes the heavy breathing.
Woggle Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 It least you can feel good that there is a woman that won't cheat on a man. She didn't let you join and then give you a speech about how her boyfriend doesn't pay her any attention so she has an excuse.
Saphira Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 I prefer a darth vader voice that includes the heavy breathing. yeah but darth vader wouldnt have gotten laid unless he was still anikin skywalker before going evil. lol remember what he looked like outside of that suit! she would have gotten home and been like! omg!!!!! no jedi trick is strong enough for me to get with that!!!!!!!
Titania22 Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 lololol. so asparagus was suppose to make her forget she had a boyfriend? man she must really love asparagus then lmao:lmao::lmao: I thought maybe the asparagus, was to make him seem gay.
SmileFace Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 I thought maybe the asparagus, was to make him seem gay. Bwhahaha I can see it now. lol Standing there swinging the asparagus - Looking as if he is say "Oh no you did int!"
Titania22 Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 Bwhahaha I can see it now. lol Standing there swinging the asparagus - Looking as if he is say "Oh no you did int!" Exactly! Like he was offering to be her 'sassy gay friend'.
Saphira Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 Bwhahaha I can see it now. lol Standing there swinging the asparagus - Looking as if he is say "Oh no you did int!" lMFAO:lmao::lmao::lmao:
fishtaco Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 I thought maybe the asparagus, was to make him seem gay. Actually I think we're onto something here. We can use the stick of asparagus, waving in a specific neural linguistic pattern, as to hypnotize the woman, to make her have sex with you!! We could make money writing our own PUA book! The Asparagus Technique.
Titania22 Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 Actually I think we're onto something here. We can use the stick of asparagus, waving in a specific neural linguistic pattern, as to hypnotize the woman, to make her have sex with you!! We could make money writing our own PUA book! The Asparagus Technique. Definately! I trust you with the task.
SmileFace Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 Exactly! Like he was offering to be her 'sassy gay friend'. That has to be the funniest thing I have seen in a while. HAHA! "You big slut, good for you" .... haha I want a sassy gay friend.
Saphira Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 Actually I think we're onto something here. We can use the stick of asparagus, waving in a specific neural linguistic pattern, as to hypnotize the woman, to make her have sex with you!! We could make money writing our own PUA book! The Asparagus Technique. hahahaha i would laugh my ass off if after that book came out, i would see hundreds of men buying asparagus in grocery stores!!!! lmao i would give that look like "i know what your doing" rofl
fishtaco Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 Definately! I trust you with the task. Ok. I'll go to the supermarket tonight and start waving asparagus at random women. I'll report my findings tomorrow.
SmileFace Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 Just toss the salad ........ A+ for creativity - hahaha
Titania22 Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 That has to be the funniest thing I have seen in a while. HAHA! "You big slut, good for you" .... haha I want a sassy gay friend. I like all those 'sassy gay friend' videos. There's only like 5 or 6. Eve is my other favourite. "I don't want to be known as the Original Sinner." "Of course you don't. It sounds like a terrible rap name." Ok. I'll go to the supermarket tonight and start waving asparagus at random women. I'll report my findings tomorrow. Awesome. I can't wait.
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