Jannah Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 She only looks like Fergie in that particular photo I posted. Seriously though, you think that looks like a man? I give you props Nexus on the Fergie look-a-like. She attracted and married Josh Duhamel.
Lil1 Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Yeah, well, sounds to me like your "dream girl" is a whore. So hopefully you don't mind that characterisitc being thrown into the mix. Why the f*** is she texting you and flirting with you when she has a boyfriend? Especially if her intentions are to bang you. Oh, also, untrustworthy is another trait you can count on. I doubt her boyfriend knows about her texting the random dude she met at a.... grocery store? Or whatever the hell a Publix is. And WTF does you meeting a YOUNG girl have to do with you liking cougars? You sound like a douche. LOL!! This response had me rolling! ... No disrespect Ay Diesel, youre entitled to your outlandish opinions! Thanks for the entertaining thread!!
Author Ay Diesel T Posted February 26, 2011 Author Posted February 26, 2011 It's all good. She may very well be a whore, but damnit man, her personality is pretty raw. And we get along really well. Who knows where this Rollercoaster will takes us.
seibert253 Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 The best piece of azz I ever had was when I was 21, and the lady was 36. All I can say, even 25yrs later is WOW. Tapped it 3 times before I found out she was M'd. That was it for me.
Alma Mobley Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 What does this mean? I suspect it means 'married.'
Titania22 Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 I suspect it means 'married.' Oh! O o oo oo oh my gosh....
AverageJoe Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 (edited) Bro, fergie looks like a man. But I'd totally hit that. You dodged that **** MATRIX style, nigga.. I think it was the comment and your avatar combined including you left a out with your nick. But I actually lol'd big time. Edited February 26, 2011 by AverageJoe
AverageJoe Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 That's the effect I was going for. Gee wiz, there is a god.. somewhere.. I'm making sure I don't go all out troll.. I see what you did there.
Nexus One Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 I see what you did there. It has now dawned on me too. The troll face in his avatar should have been a hint.
Nexus One Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 No joke, this is an art form. Everything for the lulz.
AverageJoe Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Everything for the lulz. The internet is serious business.
Disillusioned Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Definition of cougars: the women who played HTG and ended up not gotten. They are old now and they're trying to get into Heaven.
bac Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 (edited) I want cougars for the raunchy, filthy, NSA sex to be honest. And because older women are more established, a luxury a young woman can't provide. I want that 21 year old girl as my girlfriend, cause companionship is awesome. How old are you? Do you want older women to pay or help you with money? Would you accept money from a couger? Some men have an younger GF for a relationship and an older FWBs for hot sex. Edited February 26, 2011 by bac
bac Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 She only looks like Fergie in that particular photo I posted. Seriously though, you think that looks like a man? You are not supposed to go on date with an older woman because she wants you only for sex. You should be cooperative in general. Express clearily that you want to f...k her. Be persistant to let her know that you want her. There are not so much to talk about with her. A cup of coffee and a conversation is enough. The conversation is just to make sure that you are not dangerous in any way and that you are horny enough. But, there are a lot of to do in bedroom. It might take a lot of your energy and time to have sex with her.
Author Ay Diesel T Posted February 26, 2011 Author Posted February 26, 2011 How old are you? Do you want older women to pay or help you with money? Would you accept money from a couger? Some men have an younger GF for a relationship and an older FWBs for hot sex. I'm 22. I don't want them to help me with money, but I definitely do enjoy the luxuries of a financially stable older woman.
Roadlesstaken Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 I am 40 and I would never go for a younger man. I like my men to be experienced because I don't like sex to last for just a minute.
Ross PK Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 No way man, **** being depressed. You gotta get out there and just talk to them. I talk to older women carefully. I dunno, I guess I just know how to talk to people. Older women love the charm more than anything. They like when you do chivalrous ****. Young women love laughing, and are attracted to sarcastic assholish humor. Cougars really just undress you with their eyes though. It's ****ing great. And they're not afraid to go in for a feel. They'll laugh, then lean forward and grab your bicep, or chest. Clap you on the back. ****'s fantastic. 30-40 year old women are where it's at! **** college girls lol. I do get out there, but they just never show any interest in me.
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