Ay Diesel T Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 -They don't ask for much, not needy, annoying, and naggy -They care just as little as you do -They're smoking hot -They cut to the chase (sex, but aren't whores about it) -They have their own place, own money, own car -They love young hot men -They love rough sex, and being thrown around in the bedroom Cougars ****ing rock. They drive me crazy, something about a woman with a figure and some age to her, and the way they stare at me? Yaaaow it's fierce, like a lioness on the prowl. I need a couple of these on my team, the last one I had I blew it with (had sex with her then left to go party instead of staying to talk with her.) We're working things out. She's definitely the best **** I've ever had. Hopefully I can talk her into the sheets again. Thinking about hitting South Beach to find me a couple cougars with some money. That'd be the tits. Side Note - Met a really beautiful young woman at the same Publix that I met that flakey chick at. She's 21, from Panama (foreign!) with an accent, amazing body (works out), my skin color (butter pecan to a Bronze complexion, reminiscent of Henny), in school. I lied about the Coke Zero being flat at the dispenser so the Publix Employees could give her and I a little time alone. Decided to chat her up, she said she was taken. Ok cool, I said, then told her it was very nice to meet her, leaving to eat my lunch. 10 minutes later she comes to the dining area, and asks to share the table with me. We end up sitting face to face for about 30 minutes talking about each other, getting to know one another, shared some laughs, had a cute awkward silence to. I asked for her number, she enthusiastically gave it to me, then asked for mine. Gave it to her, and said we should hang out some time. She agreed and threw in "as friends". I agreed. Since then we've been texting alot, asked her out for the weekend, she told me she's busy then followed up with the details as to why she's busy. Said she's going to a wedding. We talked about it, I told her I've never been and said I've only really wanted to go for the cake. She promised to bring me back a slice. We talked some more, she asked me if I had a GF. Told her no, we talked some more, made her laugh alot, asked her if she could send me a pic of her art work, she did. She told me she had to go, explained why, then I told her to take it easy, get well (she's sick), and to not be a stranger. She replied with "Ok claro" (spanish). Dunno, clearly I want to bang that out the box, and she knows it. Even though I don't agree with dudes lurkin' around waitin' for the moment to strike, I can't help but feel like either this whole friendship thing is a test, or that she's totally digging me. But of course that's what I would want to be true. So I'm just going to play it cool, think nothing of it but friendship. The sick part of it is, if she really does have a boyfriend, and she's really into me, and wants to leave her boyfriend for me, I'm definitely going to take her. She's got all the qualities of a girlfriend I'm looking for. Foreign, church girl (sings in the choir), not a MTV/VH1 head (doesn't watch Jersey Shore or any of that trash thank ****ing god), Latina!, accent, ridiculous body with a ridiculous ass, works out, family girl, and cooks. I feel like I deserve a girl like this after going through so many unworthy women. And yeah yeah, if she leaves dude for me, she's only going to do it to me to. Oh well, I'll deal with that when it gets here. And when it does, I'll bounce back like Rocky.
lemonlegs Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Yeah, well, sounds to me like your "dream girl" is a whore. So hopefully you don't mind that characterisitc being thrown into the mix. Why the f*** is she texting you and flirting with you when she has a boyfriend? Especially if her intentions are to bang you. Oh, also, untrustworthy is another trait you can count on. I doubt her boyfriend knows about her texting the random dude she met at a.... grocery store? Or whatever the hell a Publix is. And WTF does you meeting a YOUNG girl have to do with you liking cougars? You sound like a douche.
Cee Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 This is precisely why I hate this whole cougar thing. You made a big to do about how wonderful older women are and then got all moony and misty over a 21 year old. Truth is you want a 21 year old girlfriend and the cougar talk is a smoke screen. I'm not personally offended by you Ay Diesel nor do I condescend to you based on your age. That is why I'm addressing you human to human. And I hope you'll do the same with me. I'm not a cougar. I'm a 41 year old woman who wants what you want - a person to love me and see me for the exquisite creature that I am. And I do have a younger boyfriend, but it's not because of our ages that we connected, but because of the depth of our own hearts.
Author Ay Diesel T Posted February 25, 2011 Author Posted February 25, 2011 I want cougars for the raunchy, filthy, NSA sex to be honest. And because older women are more established, a luxury a young woman can't provide. I want that 21 year old girl as my girlfriend, cause companionship is awesome.
lemonlegs Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Regardless, it sounds like you're using both of those women for things they might not necessarily be willing to offer. What if the cougar is looking for companionship? Sure, the fact that she's dating a hot, younger man is a bonus, but maybe she genuinely wants a meaningful relationships. On the other hand, you say you want companionship with this 21 year old girl. Yet, she has a boyfriend. Has it occurred to you that maybe she just wants ONE thing from you??? (Yeah, yeah she's a "church girl"... means nothing).
Woggle Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 The attraction to cougars is usually the fact they say what they want and mean it. A man knows what he gets with an older woman.
Author Ay Diesel T Posted February 25, 2011 Author Posted February 25, 2011 Well if the cougar wants companionship, I'm sure we'll be able to work something out. If the 21 year old wants some sex, I'll definitely provide lol.
alphamale Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 yea, chicks around 40 to 45 are at their peak of sexuality
Author Ay Diesel T Posted February 25, 2011 Author Posted February 25, 2011 yea, chicks around 40 to 45 are at their peak of sexuality It's the way they go about though man, that's so sexy. Cut right to the chase, but when I'm leaving their house I'm not thinking she's a whore like I would a 20 something. Guess the fact that I'm slammin' an older, well off woman provides some sort of high lol..
East7 Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 The attraction to cougars is usually the fact they say what they want and mean it. A man knows what he gets with an older woman. I agree, cougars don't play games, they know what they want and they go for it. They have money, status, they are secure, confident and know to keep a good conversation. They are less-drama and more easy to date. They are the best opprounity if you want the best companionship and don't want anything serious.
xpaperxcutx Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Demi Moore is hot! :love: http://static.customizedgirl.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/demi_moore.jpg
Author Ay Diesel T Posted February 25, 2011 Author Posted February 25, 2011 That's my issue, I want something serious, and all the random fun play. It's like being a buffet man, I see all the good looking stuff, I want to sample it all. I'm not in a rush to sample it all, but I want to sample it nonetheless. Now that women are always up for grabs, it's tough not to splurge, something I've been doing for about two years now. Every month is a new woman. But I still haven't found a girl worth settling down with. When I do, hopefully I won't be as tempted to sleep around. That's why I love cougars though. They're a mild dose of both worlds. Very sexual, very hot. But classy at the same time. They have their independence, they don't ask much of you, just some random fun for the night. They're intelligent, and don't live off of MTV/VH1. It's like a younger hot chick, but she's older, and less of a iffy waste of time. Cougars aren't drawn away by your looks and confidence, but rather attracted to it. They even talk down on younger women, and even hint at younger women not knowing how to handle guys who are confident and handsome. I laugh, cause sometimes I know they're just trying to seduce a dude, but ****, I'm all up for grabs (Pun intended). Would be nice to have a sugar momma to. The weirdest are cougars who have daughters. While they're hitting on you, they're trying to pawn off their daughters to you. Lol that's nuts!
Ross PK Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Wish cougars wanted me. Wish I was as lucky as you. Now I feel depressed after reading your post.
Author Ay Diesel T Posted February 25, 2011 Author Posted February 25, 2011 Demi Moore is hot! :love: http://static.customizedgirl.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/demi_moore.jpg Demi Moore looks pretty gross in that pic. I'm more of a Aniston, Halle Berry, Jillian Barberie kind of guy. They've gotta have some shape to them. Demi Moore looks like she's hungry.
Author Ay Diesel T Posted February 25, 2011 Author Posted February 25, 2011 Wish cougars wanted me. Wish I was as lucky as you. Now I feel depressed after reading your post. No way man, **** being depressed. You gotta get out there and just talk to them. I talk to older women carefully. I dunno, I guess I just know how to talk to people. Older women love the charm more than anything. They like when you do chivalrous ****. Young women love laughing, and are attracted to sarcastic assholish humor. Cougars really just undress you with their eyes though. It's ****ing great. And they're not afraid to go in for a feel. They'll laugh, then lean forward and grab your bicep, or chest. Clap you on the back. ****'s fantastic. 30-40 year old women are where it's at! **** college girls lol.
depplover_1980 Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Hello Diesel, Can't keep up with you Mr, I hope your memories good. Enjoying your contraversial threads as usual.
Author Ay Diesel T Posted February 25, 2011 Author Posted February 25, 2011 Hello Diesel, Can't keep up with you Mr, I hope your memories good. Enjoying your contraversial threads as usual. :love::love: Yes, my memory is very good, and I still remember your words from a week or so ago. And my offer still stands. When are you going to make that happen?
depplover_1980 Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Aw, love it. Stick me on your list. xxx I cannot remember exactly how many miles stand between us but it was about 4000!!!
Nexus One Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 My stomach kind of cringes when I make posts like I'm about to for several reasons, but since it's the truth and I want to get things off my chest, I'll post it anyway. I've been approached by cougars several times. I didn't bite, because I wasn't in love with them. That's doesn't mean I can't fall in love with an older woman though. One of them looked like Fergie in this photo: http://tinyurl.com/6j8zsmv Pretty much exactly like that, but with straighter hair and tight pants and high heels instead of a dress. Not unattractive, but I didn't have crush on her. She was a colleague of mine at a company that I no longer work at. She asked me out of the blue: "So Nexus, when are we going out on a date?" In retrospect I feel kind of bad for her that I turned her down, I could have been more tactful at that moment than I was, not that I was rude but I was evasive, while generally I'm not. In any case she deserved a proper answer and I didn't give her one at the time. Every woman deserves a proper and respectful response in such situations. And perhaps, just perhaps I shouldn't have turned her down and should have given it a shot, who knows, perhaps I would have started crushing and fallen in love with her.
Author Ay Diesel T Posted February 25, 2011 Author Posted February 25, 2011 Aw, love it. Stick me on your list. xxx I cannot remember exactly how many miles stand between us but it was about 4000!!! And on my list you shall be. 4000 miles? I'd say it's well worth it.
depplover_1980 Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 And on my list you shall be. 4000 miles? I'd say it's well worth it. Such a charmer. Well I would make the effort, but don't want to get there to find you in a jacuzzi with a load of cougars, or maybe i'd like that!
Author Ay Diesel T Posted February 25, 2011 Author Posted February 25, 2011 Such a charmer. Well I would make the effort, but don't want to get there to find you in a jacuzzi with a load of cougars, or maybe i'd like that! Nonsense, you know I'd be all yours, and yours to do whatever with while you're in town. Those other girls couldn't see you with a telescope.
Nexus One Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Bro, fergie looks like a man. But I'd totally hit that. You dodged that **** MATRIX style, nigga.. She only looks like Fergie in that particular photo I posted. Seriously though, you think that looks like a man?
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