Taking_Lloydshare Posted February 22, 2011 Posted February 22, 2011 My husband Lloyd are breaking up after eight years, seven living together, two married. I caught that loser with my best friend in our building's sauna! And his excuse of "mouth to mouth resuscitation" obviously wasn't going to fly considering the tents they were both sporting. Anywhore I'm going to take Lloydshare of everything! He ruined our marriage, and turned our relationship into a scam!! We have a timeshare that I'm definitely going to take Lloydshare of. And I'm definitely getting his share of the condo. The dogs are staying with me so we'll not only need the house, but the car too; they need to be able to get to the dog park! I'll take half of Lloyds share of his savings too. That plus alimony and should make my life pretty good. Some people might think that since I haven't worked since we moved in together that I have no right to his money or things and I'm just scamming him, but I've done everything else in that man's life for the past 15 years so I deserve some credit, and besides he wanted it that way. Being a house husband to a high powered stock broker hasn't been a walk in the park. Besides him never being home, he pretends that I don't exist at work because he's still str8. I didn't realize that I'd be going back into the closet when we got together. His in-laws are a whole other story, Lloyd can keep his share of them! I can't believe I wasted over 15 years of of my life in that scam of a marriage. By the time I'm done with him I'll pretty much have half of Lloydshare of everything, and his reputation too! Hell maybe I'll take half of his clothes too... we are the same size... Now all I need is a new cutie and a new trainer. I've gotta get this ass in shape! Work It!
GorillaTheater Posted February 22, 2011 Posted February 22, 2011 Yet another reason to support Gay marriage: why should straight folks have a stranglehold on the joys of divorce, asset-splitting, alimony, and never-ending custody disputes? Fair's fair.
xpaperxcutx Posted February 22, 2011 Posted February 22, 2011 I'm not familiar with the laws regarding a gay marriage or civil partnership ( if that is what this is) so I'm not sure how much of his property you're legally able to get. But good luck, 15 years of living with a man who can't be honest about his own sexuality must have been hard.
Trovador Posted February 22, 2011 Posted February 22, 2011 8 years? Seven living together and two married... or 15 years? Maybe the years count for two or something... ha ha
underwaterdude Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 Hahah, 'mouth to mouth resuscitation' is the lamest excuse I've ever heard for someone caught cheating. You deserve to take Lloyd to the cleaners.. so go for not just your fair share but Lloyd's share too!
loveforever Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 And his excuse of "mouth to mouth resuscitation" obviously wasn't going to fly considering the tents they were both sporting. It seriously took me a whole minute to figure out how a female could sport a tent :o .... How are the laws for gay divorce ??? Hope he gets what he deserves......"mouth to mouth resuscitation" .....wow.....he must take you for the dumbest guy in the world ?!?!?
caro2287 Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 What an arsehole loyd sounds especially after all the years people like you two share together. I am so sorry you have had to go through this terrible time with this Loyd guy. Loyd needs to get a life and realise what he has lost, uh men these days. I think you have every right to tell loyd where to stick it and take loyd for all the shares he has.
tiny angel Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 Wow that must've been so rough! You seem to be pulling through and have a great plan of revenge up your sleeve! You deserve your share, Lloydshare, and the Play thing's share of everything! Take him for all he's worth and then scam some more out of him for therapy too You deserve better be strong ''~//**tiny angel**\\~''
Author Taking_Lloydshare Posted February 23, 2011 Author Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) Thanks for all the words of encouragement.. I intend to take Lloyd to the cleaners, its true.. but I'm kind of in a grey area as far as our relationship being recognized by the law. Lloyd and I were married in Toronto, Canada, but where we live doesn't recognize gay marriage. Our relationship would be a common-law, so I'll still be able to take my fair share from Lloyd. Edited February 23, 2011 by Taking_Lloydshare
underwaterdude Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Hey Taking_lloydshare Its unfortunate that you're feeling hurt and used, but there are other options other than taking Lloyd for all he's worth. I understand how taking revenge on him would make you feel better, but do you think you're putting too much weight on the matter.. its is just sex afterall.
Jmonty Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 Hey Taking_lloydshare Its unfortunate that you're feeling hurt and used, but there are other options other than taking Lloyd for all he's worth. I understand how taking revenge on him would make you feel better, but do you think you're putting too much weight on the matter.. its is just sex afterall. Wow Underwaterdude, I can't believe that you are saying that it's "just sex afterall". The act of sex with a partner is so much more than "just sex". It's a pretty big matter to have found one's spouse in bed with another person and I for one think that Taking_lloydshare has every right to feel as pissed of as they want to. That being said I do have to agree with Underwaterdude's opinion on one thing, Taking_lloydshare, maybe you don't need to take him for EVERYTHING that he's worth (and you're not likely to get everything). Maybe just taking the share that is rightfully yours and leaving Lloyd with his half would be enough in the end. I know that right now you want to tear him apart, limb from limb, but sooner or later things will calm down and you'll be able to see the situation from both sides. I hope that you heal quickly Taking_lloydshare.
Author Taking_Lloydshare Posted March 9, 2011 Author Posted March 9, 2011 Hey Taking_lloydshare Its unfortunate that you're feeling hurt and used, but there are other options other than taking Lloyd for all he's worth. I understand how taking revenge on him would make you feel better, but do you think you're putting too much weight on the matter.. its is just sex afterall. It is NOT just sex after-all.. Its the fact that he lied to me about blatantly obviously engaged in sexual relations on our new 600 count sheets! Lloyd's share of our relationship ended when he decided to break our bond of trust. How can I believe anything that comes out of his mouth, if he already tried to pull this scam on me? Taking_lloydshare
Author Taking_Lloydshare Posted March 9, 2011 Author Posted March 9, 2011 Wow Underwaterdude, I can't believe that you are saying that it's "just sex afterall". The act of sex with a partner is so much more than "just sex". It's a pretty big matter to have found one's spouse in bed with another person and I for one think that Taking_lloydshare has every right to feel as pissed of as they want to. That being said I do have to agree with Underwaterdude's opinion on one thing, Taking_lloydshare, maybe you don't need to take him for EVERYTHING that he's worth (and you're not likely to get everything). Maybe just taking the share that is rightfully yours and leaving Lloyd with his half would be enough in the end. I know that right now you want to tear him apart, limb from limb, but sooner or later things will calm down and you'll be able to see the situation from both sides. I hope that you heal quickly Taking_lloydshare. Thank-you for your support. I intend on tearing him limb from limb. He made me put my career on hold, and now I can never be a back-up dancer for Michael Jackson like I was training to be when I met Lloyd.
underwaterdude Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 It is NOT just sex after-all.. Its the fact that he lied to me about blatantly obviously engaged in sexual relations on our new 600 count sheets! Lloyd's share of our relationship ended when he decided to break our bond of trust. How can I believe anything that comes out of his mouth, if he already tried to pull this scam on me? Taking_lloydshare Maybe I should bunk up with you
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