Jannah Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 My goodness, someone mentions the word penis, and women go bonkers. Link to post Share on other sites
laRubiaBonita Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 My goodness, someone mentions the word penis, and women go bonkers. my pen is mightier than your sword! Link to post Share on other sites
Jannah Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 my pen is mightier than your sword! That all depends on how you look at it. Link to post Share on other sites
laRubiaBonita Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 That all depends on how you look at it. Ok... send me your nudey picture too and i will decide! :bunny: Link to post Share on other sites
Jannah Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Ok... send me your nudey picture too and i will decide! :bunny: What?! No way. Link to post Share on other sites
Trimmer Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 My goodness, someone mentions the word penis, and women go bonkers. Yeah - I had thought the tendency was usually to go "Eeeeeewwww..." Link to post Share on other sites
daphne Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Done...... and i got yours too! :eek::eek::eek::eek: WoW GP!!!!!!! :bunny::love: Rats. I always miss the good stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
elaina Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 I already have a shirtless beach pic on my on-line dating profile. I decided to add a bottomless one. I didn't want to appear vain, it had to look natural and accidental. I enlisted an ex GF and her friend to help me. We set up a volleyball net and shot at 1st sun for privacy. We scripted that I would jump up to spike a volleyball, while Tina would pull my shorts down "by accident", her friend would snap the pic. Trying to time all this was quite a chore, and Tina couldn't get the shorts down on most takes. She slightly injured me a few times. The task was difficult enough, it was made worse when I took an E.D. pill. After all...it was vital that the pic put my assets in the best light. Finally we worked it out. I pulled my own shorts down and stood on one leg on a step ladder with a volley ball in my raised hand. Tina placed her hand grabbing my shorts. When we cropped the pic to remove the ladder, it looked like I was in mid-jump hitting the ball, and it appeared that my friend had accidently or perhaps deliberately pulled my shorts down as I leaped. I wore a well rehearsed expression of shock on my face. Although we took the pic in Sept, I waited till January to post. What can I say....I'm basically a modest man. I got many views and several (mostly positive) messages for the 6 days it was up. They pulled my pic for some odd TOS violation. In it's brief life, the pic jumped up my profile views by 70%. Are such pictures a pro or con on someone's profile? I think pro. Remember this isn't some Ahole posing for it, this just an accident the happened to be caught on film. Lol that's too funny It was a planned "accidental" shot? I bet that was hilarious to script! I'm curious... were you wearing anything under your shirts? Briefs maybe? Lol I understand why they pulled your pic lol, but I think it is interesting how this staged photo shows a playful yet planned side of your personality! I wouldn't take anyone seriously though who did that, but that is very creative! High five for creativity! (and by the way, most people would not put a truly accidental shot like that on a dating site) but yeah it was a thoughtful idea Link to post Share on other sites
elaina Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 I think I would have a problem dating a guy with no bottom. Imagine the stares and looks of sympathy I would get when we walked down the street together..... My butt is flat enough, so I do not have enough heiny to fill in for a bottomless date. lol Link to post Share on other sites
socal79 Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 I'm a member of a biker network like facebook, your supposed to be 18, so youd think an occasional butt or boob wouldn't be a problem but they are constantly booting people and deleting pics. But the things people say about the girls that put up those pics isn't really flattering. Id say I'm more impressed with what gets left to the imagination, if you've got it, you know it and when you get ready to share it with "her" she'll really appreciate it. Link to post Share on other sites
sam light Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 I gotta get a profile and post a pantless pic. Never a bottomless pic! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Gold Pile Posted March 9, 2011 Author Share Posted March 9, 2011 Rats. I always miss the good stuff. You gotta be fast if you want a shot with me Link to post Share on other sites
Trimmer Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 You gotta be fast if you want a shot with me Are you telling us that you don't last long? Link to post Share on other sites
daphne Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Are you telling us that you don't last long? :lmao: You need your own one liner thread on a daily basis. You make me guffaw. Link to post Share on other sites
Feelin Frisky Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Must have looked real accidental with that hard on. I mean who doesn't play volleyball without an erection? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Gold Pile Posted March 10, 2011 Author Share Posted March 10, 2011 Must have looked real accidental with that hard on. I mean who doesn't play volleyball without an erection?Frisky!, where have ya been? Indeed the erectile factor made pulling the shorts down problematic....so we had to fake it. Link to post Share on other sites
Trimmer Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Frisky!, where have ya been? Indeed the erectile factor made pulling the shorts down problematic....so we had to fake it. ... the erection, or the pulling-down-the-pants? (daphne - he just keeps pitching fastballs right down the middle....) Link to post Share on other sites
daphne Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 ... the erection, or the pulling-down-the-pants? (daphne - he just keeps pitching fastballs right down the middle....) LOL. In tennis we call that throwing up lobs. But how does one fake a naked erection? Link to post Share on other sites
Trimmer Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 LOL. In tennis we call that throwing up lobs. But how does one fake a naked erection? Popsicle sticks and gaffer's tape. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Gold Pile Posted March 11, 2011 Author Share Posted March 11, 2011 Popsicle sticks and gaffer's tape. I'll give that a try. Anything to impress Daphne:love: Link to post Share on other sites
daphne Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Popsicle sticks and gaffer's tape. That sounds more like a splint for an injured/broken penis. Does it get a cap too so it doesn't catch cold? I'll give that a try. Anything to impress Daphne:love: Every woman wants a broken penis... Ok. I'll leave the jokes to Trimmer. Link to post Share on other sites
GPFan Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 This thread deserves a b hump! Link to post Share on other sites
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