daphne Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 Dear GP, I'm sorry to regret but the picture of you and your dick has been "pulled" Reason for pulling "Didn't meet the length requirements" Sincerely, Dating site management :lmao:
Trimmer Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 ...I am not really sure I would want to date someone whose profile pics included a bottomless one. Butt or dick, I do like a little anticipation. I want to find out about his wiener for myself, not have it shown to me like meat on the deli. "Does DDG want the thick and stout from a man who knows how to move it, or the long and slightly curved from the kinda nerdy guy?" Ahhh, and yet you asked for a copy of it by PM. Tsk tsk... Dear GP, I'm sorry to regret but the picture of you and your dick has been "pulled" Reason for pulling "Didn't meet the length requirements" Better them pulling a picture of his dick than leaving a picture of him pulling his dick, I suppose.
Author Gold Pile Posted February 23, 2011 Author Posted February 23, 2011 Lots of laughs to all the jokers here. Johan's blackout idea may get my pic back on-line. Keep in mind that everyone here knows the picture was stagged. The profile viewers do NOT know it, to them it is a candid shot, not posed at all. That is a huge difference. It fully appears to be a non posed shot, no vanity involved. What would you think of the same pic with a blacked out private part? I'm thinking it wouldn't have the same impact, but it may get points for showing my modesty.
LittleTiger Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 Lots of laughs to all the jokers here. Johan's blackout idea may get my pic back on-line. Keep in mind that everyone here knows the picture was stagged. The profile viewers do NOT know it, to them it is a candid shot, not posed at all. That is a huge difference. It fully appears to be a non posed shot, no vanity involved. What would you think of the same pic with a blacked out private part? I'm thinking it wouldn't have the same impact, but it may get points for showing my modesty. .....and what modesty would this be?
laRubiaBonita Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 Dear GP, I'm sorry to regret but the picture of you and your dick has been "pulled" Reason for pulling "Didn't meet the length requirements" Sincerely, Dating site management So i guess that means there are Maximum length limits that were exceeded?
Trimmer Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 So i guess that means there are Maximum length limits that were exceeded? ... or minimum length requirements that were not reached...
Author Gold Pile Posted February 23, 2011 Author Posted February 23, 2011 Daphne : "What makes you think it wasn't a polk dot? "Johan: "he requires more obscuration than a simple dot would offer" ArtC: "Didn't meet the length requirements" laRubia: "Maximum length limits that were exceeded" Trimmer: "minimum length requirements that were not reached" I think I'll need to PM the pic to someone here, so size can be confirmed. Any volunteers? You should be female and promise not to show others.
laRubiaBonita Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 laRubia: "Maximum length limits that were exceeded" I think I'll need to PM the pic to someone here, so size can be confirmed. Any volunteers? You should be female and promise not to show others. i believe i am the most qualified judge.
Art_Critic Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 i believe i am the most qualified judge. How do we know you are really a girl It could be a trick GP..
Wink Tobasco Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 i believe i am the most qualified judge. Why? how many have you seen? I plead with the lucky lady to post it on LS for all to see
Author Gold Pile Posted February 24, 2011 Author Posted February 24, 2011 Art and Wink...how can you say say such things? You'd make a fine judge laRubiaBonita, for privacy assurance I'll need to see a nude pic of you 1st.
daphne Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 i believe i am the most qualified judge. I agree!
Knittress Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 Keep in mind that everyone here knows the picture was stagged. The profile viewers do NOT know it, to them it is a candid shot, not posed at all. That is a huge difference. It fully appears to be a non posed shot, no vanity involved. Right. It was an 'accident' that it appeared on the internet. It was an entirely natural non-staged event when you purposefully chose that file to upload. Pics or it didn't happen, dude. Pics or it didn't happen...
Jannah Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 OMG, I just read this!! The thoughts that are now stuck in my head....:lmao::lmao::lmao::laugh::laugh:!!
tami-chan Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 I think I'll need to PM the pic to someone here, so size can be confirmed. Any volunteers? You should be female and promise not to show others. ME! ME! ME! I mean...I won't mind getting your pic, GP. I promise I won't show it to others (puts hand on some black book (any black book, would do, right?). Trimmer and SDA, you guys...lol..let the newbies on Wait...never mind, GP, don't send me your pic. I think I love my idea of you (of how you look), just fine
Trimmer Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 How do we know you are really a girl It could be a trick GP.. Well then, since we're questioning basic assumptions about our knowledge of the universe, you might as well also ask, how do we know that GP is really a guy? Although I suppose the pic would clinch it...
Duckduckgoose Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 Ahhh, and yet you asked for a copy of it by PM. Tsk tsk... I never said I wanted to date him, just see his dick is all
irc333 Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 But yet, when a woman posts a pic of her cleavage from an ariel view and her looking up at the camera, it's not as bad? lol I'm a fan of naked men. (Where's this pic, Goldpile?!) But I agree, there's something really disgusting about a man waving a few inches of skin around like that's ALL he is. It isn't enough of an offering sexually, and it's a bit degrading to all parties. That said... pics!
laRubiaBonita Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 Art and Wink...how can you say say such things? You'd make a fine judge laRubiaBonita, for privacy assurance I'll need to see a nude pic of you 1st. Done...... and i got yours too! :eek::eek::eek::eek: WoW GP!!!!!!! :bunny::love:
Author Gold Pile Posted February 24, 2011 Author Posted February 24, 2011 Done...... and i got yours too! :eek::eek::eek::eek: WoW GP!!!!!!! :bunny::love: aw shucks, thanks laRubiaBonita. And your pic was so hot, It's driving my crazy with lust :love: Remember to please keep my to yourself. PS: Duckduckgoose wrote: I never said I wanted to date him, just see his dick is all You're gonna have to buy me dinner and treat me like a gentleman 1st.
Duckduckgoose Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 Sure, if you don't mind driving to where I live ...Please See? I am being polite already
laRubiaBonita Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 aw shucks, thanks laRubiaBonita. And your pic was so hot, It's driving my crazy with lust :love: Remember to please keep my to yourself. thanks! and yes, i wouldn't share your picture with anyone- i want you all to myself... even if i may not be able to get it all in at once. :love:
Art_Critic Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 i want you all to myself... even if i may not be able to get it all in at once. :love: Something tells me you've said that before
laRubiaBonita Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 Something tells me you've said that before :lmao: well maybe it has been said to you before so it seems familiar
LittleTiger Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 Done...... and i got yours too! :eek::eek::eek::eek: WoW GP!!!!!!! :bunny::love: :lmao:
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