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Tired of being the easy loose girl


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I will no longer be giving my body away to a guy just because we've been in a relationship for a few months or a year. Forget it, I look too good for that. From now on, if a guy wants to have sex with me, he can ask me to marry him. No prenup obviously - I need to get something worthwhile out of it too when we divorce. That's just the price you have to pay to be with a girl like me.

 

Just for the record, I am basically the best looking person on LS. Every guy wishes he had me and every girl wishes she could be me. Some of you are going to hate me after reading this, some of you are going to cry because you'll never get to meet me. But don't worry. I'm 24, 5"6, 120lbs, 34-26-34. No room for sleeping with guys who aren't willing to give up their entire lives for me. I know what I'm worth.

 

PS: here r my pix. Please let me know what u think. thx

http://ereads.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Young_Angelina_Jolie_008.jpg

http://celebritysurgery.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hayden-panettiere_3868.jpg

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Lol last time I checked, Hayden Paniterre was 5'3, 110 lbs?:lmao:

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Are u guys saying I'm ugly :(

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Are u guys saying I'm ugly :(

Haha, this reply is hilarious

 

Thank you for the laugh

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This is some amusing satire. Brava.

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Haha , we laugh at this

 

However, I know many guys and girls that act just like this.

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Are u guys saying I'm ugly :(

I'm just very concerned about what Brad thinks of all this. And what about the kids? Or did you finally nail that boy down? :p

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Are u guys saying I'm ugly :(

 

No... I like both blondes and brunettes equally. But Angie is freaky, you and I both know it.

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Haha , we laugh at this

 

However, I know many guys and girls that act just like this.

 

where is the owl???

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No... I like both blondes and brunettes equally. But Angie is freaky, you and I both know it.

 

yea i hear she licks blood

 

 

ewwww

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There are loads of women who are just like this, the only thing that gave you away was the pics... if not for them I would have taken you for real.

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yea i hear she licks blood

 

 

ewwww

 

And she kissed her brother at the Oscars.... ;)

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I'll play that game: http://tinyurl.com/67moz29

Relevant soundtrack, (Elle l'a = She's got it) : http://tinyurl.com/4ka7n6z

 

- Natalie Portman

- Emma Stone

- Mila Kunis

- Kristin Davis

- Calista Flockheart

- Natalie Imbruglia

- Rachel Leigh Cook

- Alyssa Milano

- Sandra Bullock

- Zooey Dechanel

- Morena Baccarin

- Lucy Liu

 

Three of them look like clones of people I know, Sandra Bullock(former colleague), Natalie Imbruglia(the long haired version, former classmate), Rachel Leigh Cook(former classmate), Morena Baccarin(the long haired version, former classmate).

 

The weird thing is, I did not have a crush on them back then, because I was either focusing on school or focusing on work. I regret not being more mindful of the women that crossed my path in life, I hope to change that.

 

[url=http://tinyurl.com/4ka7n6z][/url]

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OP, you're elbows are too pointy for me.

I'll pass.

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Why not just create another thread about me instead of dressing it up in a cheap, unoriginal outfit? Lol...

 

Anyways, the blonde takes it.

 

For my number one fan,

Sincerely,

Ay Diesel T

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