Kamille Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 No he'll be screaming "Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?!" :lmao: :lmao: He'll make bryan duhamel look like Malcom X allright
Author waynebrady Posted February 16, 2011 Author Posted February 16, 2011 So ,what if you are ****ing you girl and she looks up to you(look up because I am sure the only position acceptable is missionary) and whispers "put it in my ass mr.smart ass" .... what do you do? Do you stop - grab your holy water - sprinkle it on her while screaming "repent!, repent! "? That would be quite a dilemma, a damned if I do and damned if I don't kinda situation. It would be ungentlemanly to not do it(if the lady now would infact request it), but it would be ungentlemanly to do it also.
fishtaco Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 :lmao: :lmao: He'll make bryan duhamel look like Malcom X allright Touché Kamille. Well done. LOL!
Author waynebrady Posted February 16, 2011 Author Posted February 16, 2011 What if she's sober and she asks nicely, and then insists? I doub't that would happen unless I ended up in bed with a desease ridden 40 year old Latvian whore stoned on meth. And if I have sunk so low, I guess I might aswell oblige.
Kamille Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 What if she's sober and she asks nicely, and then insists? I doub't that would happen unless I ended up in bed with a desease ridden 40 year old Latvian whore stoned on meth. Then she wouldn't be sober now would she?
oaks Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 I doub't that would happen unless I ended up in bed with a desease ridden 40 year old Latvian whore stoned on meth. And if I have sunk so low, I guess I might aswell oblige. Well, what I'm getting at but you're deliberately avoiding is that some women like anal. Or don't you believe me?
Ms. Joolie Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 waynebrady, I propose you go without porn for one month and in that way you can answer for yourself your main question. If waynebrady can't watch porn for one month, then what? It may turn out to be good for your sex drive OR you may never want to part with Venus of Willendorf again.
Kamille Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 It may turn out to be good for your sex drive OR you may never want to part with Venus of Willendorf again. Nicely done!!! :lmao:
LeaningIntoTheMuse Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 If men can't watch porn, then women shouldn't be allowed to read Twilight or any romance novel. Also, chick flicks should be off limits. This includes Desperate Housewives.
oaks Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 If men can't watch porn, then women shouldn't be allowed to read Twilight or any romance novel. Also, chick flicks should be off limits. This includes Desperate Housewives. If that's the deal then I'll give up porn right now.
ShatteredReality Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 Child porn, producing and viewing, is illegal. Ok seriously - did you hear that is changing??? Here in the US....viewing will be legal, downloading will not - nor will producing it...how that makes viewing it ok is beyond me. I don't know if they already passed the law? And don't say it won't pass if it hasn't already...cause you know that it very well could. It's something my H was telling me about..sick sick sick if you ask me... Reading through the rest of this thread...y'all are CRACKING me UP!! LOLOL!! As a side note...I personally don't feel inadequate if my husband looks at porn...however I don't like it particularly...I am much more of a participator than a spectator....so like I said before, if you need porn that badly, make some...then you have something visual you can watch anytime that doesn't involve staring at strangers...or for a woman it doesn't involve ruining perfectly good carrots and cucumbers and such...(that's what the cavewoman certainly used....)
ShatteredReality Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 If men can't watch porn, then women shouldn't be allowed to read Twilight or any romance novel. Also, chick flicks should be off limits. This includes Desperate Housewives. I'm ok with those terms.
Kamille Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 Ok seriously - did you hear that is changing??? Here in the US....viewing will be legal, downloading will not - nor will producing it...how that makes viewing it ok is beyond me. I don't know if they already passed the law? And don't say it won't pass if it hasn't already...cause you know that it very well could. It's something my H was telling me about..sick sick sick if you ask me... I had no idea. That's disturbing.
Woggle Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 I understand why women don't want their husbands and boyfriends looking at it but what is so wrong with a single man watching porn.
spiderowl Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 So you wouldn't mind if a woman watched porn that appealed to her? It might not appeal to you, of course, but what if she needs to see it?
SmileFace Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 Ok seriously - did you hear that is changing??? Here in the US....viewing will be legal, downloading will not - nor will producing it...how that makes viewing it ok is beyond me. I don't know if they already passed the law? And don't say it won't pass if it hasn't already...cause you know that it very well could. It's something my H was telling me about..sick sick sick if you ask me... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! What the **** is this world coming to?
lululucy Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 No he'll be screaming "Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?!" HAHAHAHA oh good lord!! i just died laughing. In all seriousness -- I am/always have been totally cool with porn. I use it, my ex used it.. sometimes together, mostly not. To me, sex is sex and I'd rather it be with your hand than another girl.
SmileFace Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 HAHAHAHA oh good lord!! i just died laughing. In all seriousness -- I am/always have been totally cool with porn. I use it, my ex used it.. sometimes together, mostly not. To me, sex is sex and I'd rather it be with your hand than another girl. Scenorio Wife catches husband watching porn -- she goes MAAAD!! "How dare you cheat on me with this fake BITCH! (somehow the lady doing porn and the fact that your husband watching makes her a bitch)" Husband turns around "No, wife! I am cheating on you with my hand!" End of scenorio
Nexus One Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! What the **** is this world coming to? Nothing new under the sun. Have been walking this earth long enough to understand that politicians aren't working for the the people.
SmileFace Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 Nothing new under the sun. Have been walking this earth long enough to understand that politicians aren't working for the the people. I have come to a point in my life that nothing really surprises me in this place we call earth. I just get sadder and sadder every day - from all the crap taking place.
runner Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 I am so wasting my time replying --- nevermind my head actually hurt when he brought the middle ages into it. This is one of the greater philosophical inquiries of our time. indeed.
milkmaterial Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 well wayne u dont have to worry about this, youre single and with how u look at women i dont think its gonna happen anytime soon
Author waynebrady Posted February 16, 2011 Author Posted February 16, 2011 well wayne u dont have to worry about this, youre single and with how u look at women i dont think its gonna happen anytime soon Since you never really have anything decent to post except insults, wouldn't it be better if you just ignored me instead?
You'reasian Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 Ok, most women seems to be very anti-porn and think that porn should be completley removed. But then what would men do? Most men need some visual "stimulation" you know... if it's not porn then there will be something else(which will probably be creepier ). What harm does normal porn really do? Women watch porn too. Even better? They can pick and choose sex toys to do things to them that humans aren't quite capable of.
ShatteredReality Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 I suppose, but after a few months the lack of simply getting off would be too hard for most men. Men aren't like women ya know, we can't(well it would be torture if we did) go months and months and months without any sexual stimulation. Most women really seem to have a poor understanding of the male sex drive. Just because you can go years without getting any desires doesn't mean men can. Men and women are different biologicly, men have a much higher sex drive per default. And that goes for all animals, not just humans. I meant to say something about this yesterday but got distracted by the other stuff - you assume way too much dude. I am a woman and I cannot go without sex. I mean I CAN....but no, I can't. Now, I am married, so my dry spell compared to yours can differ. Even so - I felt I had to speak up about this - cause I know I am not the only one. I have spoken to other women who are like me...I get a little cranky if we go longer than a day or two...just saying...men aren't the only ones with such desires. Anyways, if you're single you don't need to worry about what anybody thinks. And if you're not addicted then when you get with a woman you can stop and it won't be a problem - right?
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