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Well Mr.Smart ass... it wasn't a serious question,obviously.

 

I only asked because someone with even a highschool education should have enough sense not to group anal sex and bdsm with something such as chold porn. That Sir, makes you the niave one. However, I think you're a troll,hopefully -for the sake of the future generations- you are.

 

I don't get what you are trying to say. Why shouldn't bdsm and anal be grouped with child porn? BDSM and anal is pretty much only male fantasys anyway(not one of mine though) so I don't get why a woman would take offence.

 

Sane, self-respecting women wouldn't succumb to the pressure of their sick deluded anal/bdsm craving man.

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Did your mom catch you visiting www.girlswithbighooters.com again?

 

No, I mainly use britishporntube.com like the classy British gentleman that I am. Girls with big "hooters"? Thats for nonclassy peasants.

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Sigh... I hope you are kidding.

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I don't get what you are trying to say. Why shouldn't bdsm and anal be grouped with child porn? BDSM and anal is pretty much only male fantasys anyway(not one of mine though) so I don't get why a woman would take offence.

 

Sane, self-respecting women wouldn't succumb to the pressure of their sick deluded anal/bdsm craving man.

 

I suddenly have a feeling we're providing porn for waynebrady right now. This thread is porn for trolls.

 

I feel dirty, and what's worse, I didn't even get paid for it. Where's my agent?

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I don't get what you are trying to say. Why shouldn't bdsm and anal be grouped with child porn? BDSM and anal is pretty much only male fantasys anyway(not one of mine though) so I don't get why a woman would take offence.

 

Sane, self-respecting women wouldn't succumb to the pressure of their sick deluded anal/bdsm craving man.

 

The first distinction one can make is that anal and bdsm are legal. Two consenting adults can enjoy anal sex and or bdsm.

 

Child porn, producing and viewing, is illegal.

 

It is part of our system of law because we consider children cannot willingly give their consent to participate in pornography. We like to protect children from potential undesirable consequences. We also like to protect them from predators. Yes. We've evolved since pre-historics time.

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Girls with big "hooters"? Thats for nonclassy peasants.

 

Don't you be dissing the Venus of Willendorf!

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I suddenly have a feeling we're providing porn for waynebrady right now. This thread is porn for trolls.

 

I feel dirty, and what's worse, I didn't even get paid for it. Where's my agent?

 

Yeah because I don't like the idea of torturing a woman and doing her up her bum, that makes me a troll :rolleyes: You feel dirty? You damn better well should since you're obviously ok with torturing, hitting, restraining, choking and doing women in the behind, which is supposed to be extremley painful.

 

Real gentlemen won't want to do such nonsense, and self-respecting ladys won't agree to it.

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No, I mainly use britishporntube.com like the classy British gentleman that I am.

 

Wait... you're British? I'll look at your buffoonery in a whole new light from now on, old chap.

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Real gentlemen won't want to do such nonsense, and self-respecting ladys won't agree to it.

 

That's so cute. You're such a young square.

 

It's okay to not enjoy anal sex. There's no reason to turn it into a moral judgement.

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The first distinction one can make is that anal and bdsm are legal. Two consenting adults can enjoy anal sex and or bdsm.

 

I suppose. The reason I grouped those with child porn, is because I don't think it's right for a man to hurt a woman. Both those activities can leave permanent damage, physically aswell as probably mentally. And why would I want to do such a thing to a woman I like?

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Wait... you're British? I'll look at your buffoonery in a whole new light from now on, old chap.

 

Indeed I certenley am.

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Yeah because I don't like the idea of torturing a woman and doing her up her bum, that makes me a troll :rolleyes: You feel dirty? You damn better well should since you're obviously ok with torturing, hitting, restraining, choking and doing women in the behind, which is supposed to be extremley painful.

 

Real gentlemen won't want to do such nonsense, and self-respecting ladys won't agree to it.

 

Oh please. I've seen you in the Chappelle Show. I know how you are.

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And why would I want to do such a thing to a woman I like?

 

What if she asks nicely?

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Oh please. I've seen you in the Chappelle Show. I know how you are.

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

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What should a man do if he can't watch porn?

 

He could start by giving his wife the time and attention he's not giving the porn.

 

His dick won't shrivel up and fall off if he can't jerk off to fake women.

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Oh please. I've seen you in the Chappelle Show. I know how you are.

 

Again with this nonsense. Brady as far as I know is an Irish name, and Wayne is obviously British. I don't much care for some irrelevant yank comedian who stole our names(thieving little cunt if you ask me).

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What if she asks nicely?

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

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What if she asks nicely?

 

I'll carry her home because she's drunk and needs to sleep it off.

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:lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

Hey! that is plagiarism!!:lmao:

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I'll carry her home because she's drunk and needs to sleep it off.

So ,what if you are ****ing you girl and she looks up to you(look up because I am sure the only position acceptable is missionary) and whispers "put it in my ass mr.smart ass" .... what do you do?

 

Do you stop - grab your holy water - sprinkle it on her while screaming "repent!, repent! "?

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Hey! that is plagiarism!!:lmao:

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao::p

 

Thanks WB, your threads are always so much fun.

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So ,what if you are ****ing you girl and she looks up to you(look up because I am sure the only position acceptable is missionary) and whispers "put it in my ass mr.smart ass" .... what do you do?

 

Do you stop - grab your holy water - sprinkle it on her while screaming "repent!, repent! "?

 

No he'll be screaming "Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?!"

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Hey! that is plagiarism!!:lmao:

 

I repent! repent!

:D

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I need not to participate in threads like this while in the library. People are staring at me snickering....HAHA

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I'll carry her home because she's drunk and needs to sleep it off.

 

What if she's sober and she asks nicely, and then insists?

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