Women Don't Respect Men Who...

[johan]

...sit in the passenger's seat and let the woman drive.

[johan]

...order complex, sweet drinks at Starbucks.

[johan]

...have soft hands and a weak handshake.

[january2011]

... who don't stand up for their partner or themselves

 

... whose word can't be trusted

 

... who treat the people they supposedly care about badly

 

... who need frequent mothering

 

... who allow their parents too much input into their lives

 

... who insist on maintaining a naive hunkydory viewpoint no matter what the situation

 

Disclaimer: in my opinion/sweeping generalisations/etc.

[carhill]

......who use lotion on their hands

 

 

......after working on the car

 

 

...... to have soft and supple hands

 

 

.......for using a sewing needle

 

 

....... to mend buttons on a shirt

[Jannah]

.........................

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

Aren't these all just generalizations?

 

Women don't respect men who they don't respect, individually.

[johan]

Aren't these all just generalizations?

 

...have no sense of humor.

[carhill]

.......appreciate johan's wonderfully sarcastic sense of humor

 

 

...... haven't spent at least a brief time in the penitentiary

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

...think Leaning doesn't have a sense of humor.

[carhill]

......have soft and supple hands from using lotion while masturbating to porn

 

 

......bonus if they get a manicure and facial

[Kamille]

... drop their fancy Starbuck drink

... because it slipped through their lotioned hands.

[carhill]

......who rub the lotion on or

 

 

...... get the hose

[Star Gazer]

...who drive tiny little convertibles and can't even grip the wheel because of their well-lotioned hands.

[Duckduckgoose]

...dropped the soap while doing time in penitentiary

 

...on purpose

 

...more than once

 

...because of their well lotion-ed hands