U1987 Posted February 13, 2011 Posted February 13, 2011 At the Whole Foods I get lunch at, there's a new girl running the cashiers. She looks exactly like Jennifer Connelly; it's so uncanny it's actually almost disturbing. But still, I'd like to meet her. The problem is, what can a guy do or say in the 15-30 seconds it takes to ring out when there's a line piling up behind hind him? Tell me, how would this sound as an intro? Me : Hey, has anyone ever told you you look like Jennifer Connelly? (Her response) Can you do me a favor? Can you say "It isn't real John. You're sick. It's all in your head." (Her response) Awesome! And the Oscar goes to (imply for her to give her name)
Eclypse Posted February 13, 2011 Posted February 13, 2011 Honestly at this stage I think you'd have more success by just saying: "wanna go back to my pad and bang"
Art_Critic Posted February 13, 2011 Posted February 13, 2011 (edited) Terrible come on... If she really looks like that then she has heard that line 1000 times.. Go in and buy a MilkyWay and Chocolate milk, nothing else.. every day for 2 weeks then buy a Snicker Bar and no Milk one day.. She will comment on it.. go from there.. It works by the way... but I wouldn't spend that much time and effort.. Dude.. just chat her up quickly one day and ask her if she has a BF.. that should should set the tone for the next question... Edited February 13, 2011 by Art_Critic
Seamless74 Posted February 13, 2011 Posted February 13, 2011 dude first off.... anytime your thinking this much about a girl or more importantly a particular interaction with a girl and planning out what your going to say in advance and also assuming shes going to give certain answers your in waaayy to deep and are already guaranteed failure.. Your making way to many assumptions.. 1.) like your gonna have her full undivided attention 2.) that youll be in the mood and shell be in the mood 3.) your delivery will be good.. the only way to be successful with hired guns is to just build up a little rapport every time you go in when you can... and hope at some point she gives you an in... A good example of this would be if she ever asked what you had going on that particular day or what are your plans for the weekend? something like that... that would signify at least casual interest.. At that point and only at that point should you pounce... P.S. just remember if you suck then you blow out the whole foods restuarant which is really gonna suck for future gaming...
griffinchicken53 Posted February 13, 2011 Posted February 13, 2011 I've never done this, it just popped in my head. Scratch up the UPC code on one of the items so it won't scan and will need a pricecheck, this would give you extra time to stand there and chat. Does she just look like her in the face, or does she have a huge rack too?
Author U1987 Posted February 13, 2011 Author Posted February 13, 2011 the only way to be successful with hired guns is to just build up a little rapport every time you go in when you can... First off, she's not a "hired gun;" she doesn't come in with her boobs almost spilling urging guys to buy shots of Jagger and Petron. It's a supermarket for god's sake.
Author U1987 Posted February 13, 2011 Author Posted February 13, 2011 I've never done this, it just popped in my head. Scratch up the UPC code on one of the items so it won't scan and will need a pricecheck, this would give you extra time to stand there and chat. Does she just look like her in the face, or does she have a huge rack too? And say what in the meantime?
Seamless74 Posted February 13, 2011 Posted February 13, 2011 dude seriously if shes "working somewhere" shes a hired gun... thats just the terminology.. i dont care where it is.. Basically it just means anyone whos hired to be NICE to you.... do you understand??
Author U1987 Posted February 14, 2011 Author Posted February 14, 2011 I've usually heard "hired guns" used in the context of female club promoters, bartenders, waitresses, those girls who sell glow-shots on the dancefloor and strippers, not cashiers. Anyway, you say "build rapport over time." Isn't that going to look suspicious when out of ALL the isles and cashiers I go to her every time?
Mme. Chaucer Posted February 14, 2011 Posted February 14, 2011 Anyway, you say "build rapport over time." Isn't that going to look suspicious when out of ALL the isles and cashiers I go to her every time? What are they going to be "suspicious" about? That you are interested in the pretty cashier? So what? Personally, I think the best approach from you would be to make a stack of flyers that are printed with your "dating manifesto" and all your contact info. Make sure to give one to this girl, and hand out a lot of them. Try it.
Jonno_S Posted February 14, 2011 Posted February 14, 2011 At the Whole Foods I get lunch at, there's a new girl running the cashiers. She looks exactly like Jennifer Connelly; it's so uncanny it's actually almost disturbing. But still, I'd like to meet her. The problem is, what can a guy do or say in the 15-30 seconds it takes to ring out when there's a line piling up behind hind him? Tell me, how would this sound as an intro? Me : Hey, has anyone ever told you you look like Jennifer Connelly? (Her response) Can you do me a favor? Can you say "It isn't real John. You're sick. It's all in your head." (Her response) Awesome! And the Oscar goes to (imply for her to give her name) Why not just say hello? Planning all that in advance never goes the way you want it to - it will sound like a dumb ass line she's heard 1,000 times before and you will then be just another of the 1,000 other the dumbasses who have hit on her before. Say hello, or better if something happens when you check out, say something pertaining to that. Then see what kind of reaction you get - that is key. If she responds favorably, then react accordingly. Ditto if she rejects you. Good luck
Author U1987 Posted February 15, 2011 Author Posted February 15, 2011 Why not just say hello? Because I already have, like 2 or 3 times. Here's how it went down. Me : Hello Her : Hey. (beep) Total's $7.45 (I slide card) You're all set. Me : Thanks Does THAT make me sound like the 1000 other dumbasses who she encountered the week before?
Mme. Chaucer Posted February 15, 2011 Posted February 15, 2011 Because I already have, like 2 or 3 times. Here's how it went down. Me : Hello Her : Hey. (beep) Total's $7.45 (I slide card) You're all set. Me : Thanks Does THAT make me sound like the 1000 other dumbasses who she encountered the week before? Hm. I guess this might signal that she did not get the memo about what a great catch you are and that in light of that, she is supposed to submit to exactly the type of relationship that you want to have with her (casual sex NOW). If you hand her your "Manifesto," this should clear up any confusion about her required response to your greeting. Print it out and hand it to her next time you're in her line. Stand there and wait until she reads it, and I'm pretty sure you'll be in the rest room with her having casual sex on her next break. Don't forget to bring condoms!
cloud23 Posted March 5, 2011 Posted March 5, 2011 so how'd it go bro, I think I know the girl your talking about, whole foods in nyc union square?
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