Gold Pile Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 There I was sliding down the icy driveway, on my fanny. A few moments earlier I saw an attractive, but lightly dressed woman walking down the road in the middle of a snow storm. I was vacationing in a remote cabin. (last week). I can't seem to get any dates to come to the cabin, but I don't mind going alone if I have to. The place is very remote, the nearest town was a 20 minute drive if the roads were perfect. No way would anyone be walking in this weather unless there was trouble. As I said she seemed attractive, but I would have helped her even if she wasn't. Cold and snowy out, I decided to be the white knight. I grabbed a blanket for her and headed out the door. I lost my footing, the fall didn't hurt but there I was sliding down the steep, unpaved, snow covered driveway. I was pretty calm as I expected to stop sliding as soon as I hit the road. Momentum being what it is, I didn't stop at the road. I was now sliding across it and headed toward the steep, cliff-like drop on the other side. It seemed a good time to panic...so I let out a yell and flailed my arms & legs about. A small tree stopped my plunge over the edge. I ended up on my back with a tree between my legs. Sure it hurt the family jewels, but it also knocked the wind right out of me. She came over and helped me regain my feet. I handed her the blanket, she shook the snow off and draped it over my back & shoulders. She took note of the fanny path to the cabin and said "lets get you home". I regained my voice and tried to come across as her hero. She was afraid to come in. I told her then to please accept the blanket and my flashlight...as it would soon be dark. Upon hearing that and seeing a huge moose about 50 feet away, she reconsidered my hospitality. No cell signal, no land line, but the cabin had a battery radio set. In time we got hold of someone who called her husband , he said he'd be there in 90 minutes. Her car had broken down miles away. It took him 3 hours. We laughed and talked near the wood stove. Not a romantic date, but she was very good company. The only interesting, post worthy thing that has happened lately.
laRubiaBonita Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 she didn't sledge hammer your ankles against 4x4's did she?
Art_Critic Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 I can't seem to get any dates to come to the cabin, You should try and hide or bury the 55 gals drums first GP... They probably turn a date off... ... Great post GP...
Author Gold Pile Posted February 2, 2011 Author Posted February 2, 2011 she didn't sledge hammer your ankles against 4x4's did she? I didn't watch that movie, bc the clips looked so creepy.
Author Gold Pile Posted February 2, 2011 Author Posted February 2, 2011 You should try and hide or bury the 55 gals drums first GP... They probably turn a date off... ... Great post GP... how did you know about the drums?
tami-chan Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 GP!!!! Sorry to hear about your fall and the..er..."family jewels"-but it sounds like you are feeling a lot better! LOL:lmao:..when you wrote "white knight" followed by "blanket"... I thought of a Klansman slip-slidim' away, with arms flailin' about... BTW, GP, what would anyone do up in the cabin in the dead of winter? Did you go skiing?
Author Gold Pile Posted February 2, 2011 Author Posted February 2, 2011 GP!!!! Sorry to hear about your fall and the..er..."family jewels"-but it sounds like you are feeling a lot better! LOL:lmao:..when you wrote "white knight" followed by "blanket"... I thought of a Klansman slip-slidim' away, with arms flailin' about... BTW, GP, what would anyone do up in the cabin in the dead of winter? Did you go skiing?Hi TC:love:, Isn't there something to be said for a one week retreat from life?
Mme. Chaucer Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 Since she was lightly dressed, you were able to avoid that pesky recurring issue of the fat girls hiding underneath puffy parkas. Convenient! Sounds like a fun adventure.
Author Gold Pile Posted February 2, 2011 Author Posted February 2, 2011 Since she was lightly dressed, you were able to avoid that pesky recurring issue of the fat girls hiding underneath puffy parkas. Convenient! Sounds like a fun adventure. Will I never live that down?
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