Stung Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 While we're at it we might just as well come up with some creative synonyms: - horizontal tango - sinking the submarine - dipping the beef - poking the hole - stinging the ray - hammering the kitty - impaling the pink - plunging the pussy - humping the whale - brushing bellies - stuffing the goose - boning the flesh - milking the cow - grinding the wheat - bumping bodies - sowing the seed - feeding the pussy Some good ones and lesser ones in there if I may say so myself. But yet another useful addition to the internet, f*cking A. I wanna play hide the salami with you.* Riding the baloney pony. Wrestling the mongoose. The hot beef injection. *Not you--you know what I mean. Jannah, I was a teeny bit sad when I got married and was no longer a fornicator.
Mme. Chaucer Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 Don't work, guys. Dante has reserved a special place in the 10th circle of Hell for OG and other women who have made a man feel bad about his sexual performance. Oh, goodness. All this schoolin' and you have yet to gain the ability to grasp nuance? The place in Hell is reserved for all people who expect to be treated like they are supremely special while simultaneously being callous and unfeeling to others. Women and men can both be found there wailing and gnashing teeth. I don't think a whole additional circle of Hell needs to be added, however; these sinners can reside in Bolgia 6 within the 8th circle, with the other hypocrites.
Jannah Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 I wanna play hide the salami with you.* Riding the baloney pony. Wrestling the mongoose. The hot beef injection. *Not you--you know what I mean. Jannah, I was a teeny bit sad when I got married and was no longer a fornicator. Darn fornicators!!
Author OceanGirl Posted January 29, 2011 Author Posted January 29, 2011 We are doing it again tonight. He is meeting my friends at a birthday party then he has invited me to sleep over and we are going to the beach the next day. To be perfectly honest, I am now feeling VERY anxious about the sex and how it will go tonight
northern_sky Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 We are doing it again tonight. He is meeting my friends at a birthday party then he has invited me to sleep over and we are going to the beach the next day. To be perfectly honest, I am now feeling VERY anxious about the sex and how it will go tonight Sweet. Sounds like fun! Just try to enjoy yourself, and maybe have a little to drink, enough to relax you, beforehand. Just don't share the bottle with him.
Kamille Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 We are doing it again tonight. He is meeting my friends at a birthday party then he has invited me to sleep over and we are going to the beach the next day. To be perfectly honest, I am now feeling VERY anxious about the sex and how it will go tonight Relax! Don't let LS get to you! He likes you, you reached out to him and things are on good ground again. Focus on enjoying yourself and if you get sore and-or bored, tell him you want a cuddle break (with a sweet smile on your face).
northern_sky Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 Relax! Don't let LS get to you! tell him you want a cuddle break (with a sweet smile on your face). You're so cute, Kamille. :love:
hydorclops Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 northern sky: All this schoolin' and you have yet to gain the ability to grasp irony? Don't you mean sarcasm? Do you even know what irony is? It's a pet peeve of mine when people incorrectly use the word irony. But if you want to look like a fool to educated people, it's fine with me.
northern_sky Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 (edited) Don't you mean sarcasm? Do you even know what irony is? It's a pet peeve of mine when people incorrectly use the word irony. But if you want to look like a fool to educated people, it's fine with me. I don't know, do you know what irony means? Maybe this'll help: Verbal irony is a disparity of expression and intention: when a speaker says one thing but means another, or when a literal meaning is contrary to its intended effect. An example of this is when someone says "Oh, that's beautiful", when what they mean (probably conveyed by their tone) is they find "that" quite ugly. Edited January 29, 2011 by northern_sky
Kamille Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 To discuss the uses and misuses of irony and sarcasm, may I suggest the parties interested start their own threads?
northern_sky Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 To discuss the uses and misuses of irony and sarcasm, may I suggest the parties interested start their own threads? Hydroclops is more than welcome to, if he wants to discuss the issue further.
SmileFace Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 I've never understood irony. Are you being sarcastic? That is ironic. :-( I can't edit my post and add little bunnies
Author OceanGirl Posted January 29, 2011 Author Posted January 29, 2011 What is the difference between irony and sarcasm? I truly don't know :S
hydorclops Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 What is the difference between irony and sarcasm? I truly don't know :S Irony is sometimes used as a synonym for sarcasm. See Northern Sky's definition above. In my "Dictionary of Literary Terms and Literary Theory" Irony is explained over 5 pages of text. There are many different kinds of irony.
SmileFace Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 "Sarcasm is a form of irony which uses sharp wit to highlight the obviousness, stupidity, or annoyance-factor of a situation. One main difference between irony and sarcasm is that irony is generally observed and sarcasm is generally created."
Author OceanGirl Posted January 29, 2011 Author Posted January 29, 2011 "Sarcasm is a form of irony which uses sharp wit to highlight the obviousness, stupidity, or annoyance-factor of a situation. One main difference between irony and sarcasm is that irony is generally observed and sarcasm is generally created." Cool, got it. Sarcasm is my favorite form of humor and I tend to use words sarcasm and irony interchangeably.
Kamille Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 This one is too easy... Sure am glad to see you guys listened to my suggestion to keep the irony-sarcasm discussion off the thread.
SmileFace Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 --------------- This one is too easy... Sure am glad to see you guys listened to my suggestion to keep the irony-sarcasm discussion off the thread.
northern_sky Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 (edited) Irony is sometimes used as a synonym for sarcasm. See Northern Sky's definition above. In my "Dictionary of Literary Terms and Literary Theory" Irony is explained over 5 pages of text. There are many different kinds of irony. I'll add one final note to this. Given that the difference between irony and sarcasm is hotly debated, even among academics, you're really in no position to judge that distinction, especially in a case that falls pretty squarely under the definition of non-literary irony. Actually, I'll be generous and hope your original comment was sarcastic and not meant to be taken seriously. Edited January 29, 2011 by northern_sky
Smoky Day Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 I'll add one final note to this. Given that the difference between irony and sarcasm is hotly debated, even among academics, you're really in no position to judge that distinction, especially in a case that falls pretty squarely under the definition of non-literary irony. Actually, I'll be generous and hope your original comment was sarcastic and not meant to be taken seriously. Does it make you feel better to try to assert academic/intellectual dominance over other people? More in control of your life, maybe?
hydorclops Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 This, Don't work, guys. Dante has reserved a special place in the 10th circle of Hell for OG and other women who have made a man feel bad about his sexual performance. is most directly and clearly described as sarcasm. This, ... a disparity of expression and intention: when a speaker says one thing but means another, or when a literal meaning is contrary to its intended effect. An example of this is when someone says "Oh, that's beautiful", when what they mean (probably conveyed by their tone) is they find "that" quite ugly. Is a good description of sarcasm. Using irony instead of sarcasm is pretentious and clumsy. This, Given that the difference between irony and sarcasm is hotly debated, even among academics, you're really in no position to judge that distinction, especially in a case that falls pretty squarely under the definition of non-literary irony. is just bratty nonsense.
hydorclops Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 oops. Back on topic. Let's play... bury the brisket poke the whiskers Seriously, "let's have sex." can't fail I don't think. OG, you and BF are both sort of scared. Doesn't that free you up some mentally?
LexiB Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 Using irony instead of sarcasm is pretentious and clumsy Agreed. OceanGirl, hope last night's bump and grind session was better than the first - for BOTH of you.
Crimson and Clover Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 OceanGirl, hope last night's bump and grind session was better than the first - for BOTH of you. Me too! Sounds like it was a lot of pressure going in, but the first few times can be awkward.
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