theizz Posted January 18, 2011 Posted January 18, 2011 (edited) I just had to post this experience because it might be the most retarded s*** I've ever dealt with. So yesterday this girl responded to a personals ad that I had up in which I was looking for girls to date. She sent me a pic of herself in a bikini, told me she's really hot, and doesn't play games. I got her number and gave her a call. She told me she's at a bar having a glass of wine. She sounded strange on the phone and kept telling me how hot she is, so I asked if she was drunk. She said she doesn't drink. I pointed out that she just told me she was drinking a glass of wine. She said something about how her sister was drinking and you can't let someone drink alone. Later that evening she texted me asking me what I'm up to. I texted her back saying I'm making dinner. Shed asked if I'm making it for her. I said I could be if she wants to come by. And hour and a half later she says "ok when should I come by". Obviously at that point I had already finished cooking and eating, so I told her she could come by and hang out if she wants to come soon but that I already ate and will be going to sleep in about 2 or 3 hours. She said ok, she just needed to get back to her car and then she'd call me. 3 hours later I got a text from her saying she's almost at her car. I told her I'm going to sleep so its too late to come by. A couple hours later she left me a voice mail apologizing and said she got lost. Today she called me and asked if I wanted to do dinner tonight. I asked her what happened last night, and she said she ended up having a drink with some guy she's friends with and got wasted. I told her we could do dinner as long as she doesn't blow me off again. After thinking about it, I sent her a text saying that I'm not going to meet with her because she blew me off. She apologized and begged for a second chance. I said ok and we made plans for 7:30. Well 7:00 rolled around and she sent me a text saying her girl friend has her car and she would let me know when she gets back, unless I want to come pick her up. I told her it was too far to drive her up and back, and I'm not going to sit around and wait all night for her friend to bring her car back. She asked why I'm being so hard on her, and said that all the other guys she knows will sit around and wait for her for 4 hours. She said she kind of likes that I wasn't taking her crap though. I told her expecting her to show up on time isn't being hard on her, and if she wanted to have dinner she needs to call me and apologize, and be here at 7:30, otherwise not to ever call me again. So she called and apologized, but tried to explain that she's just the type of person that doesn't like to have to be places on time. I told her I'm not going to have someone waste my time like that and if she wants to see me she'll be there on time. She said she hasn't even put on her make up yet. I told her she knew about our plans this morning and has had plenty of time to get ready. She said "ok, I'll call my girlfriend and start putting my make up on" At this point it was already 7:15. I asked her if she will be there on time. She said no, so I told her not to bother showing up. That was the end of the conversation. WTF? I can't believe people have the nerve to blow someone off, try to make them wait for hours after a scheduled date, and then act like she's not doing anything wrong. Through all the conversations her grammer was very poor and she kept calling me babe, honey, and boo (whatever the f*** that means), and kept asking if I will love her after our date. Not to mention she lied about getting lost and being a non-drinker. The things she was saying were so messed up I was actually suspicious it was a practical joke and I was being Punked or something. I can't help but think I will end up seeing this girl on Jerry Springer one day. Ah well, I have a much more intelligent and sweet girl I'm going out with tomorrow. Cheers Edited January 18, 2011 by theizz
Author theizz Posted January 18, 2011 Author Posted January 18, 2011 Obviously she was just messing with you. I bet her girlfriends put her up for it. Really? That's crazy. I got that feeling you get from watching Jerry Springer where the people are so retarded that you're suspicious they're actually actors because nobody could be that retarded in real life. But who knows. I'm guessing she'll make my next date seem amazing in comparison.
Author theizz Posted January 18, 2011 Author Posted January 18, 2011 Actually I think she was just messing with me. First she told me she doesn't ever take any kind of prescription drugs, and then she asked to me to call a pharmacy for her and find out what time they're open until because she needs to pick up a prescription. I'm trying to think of a way to get revenge. Any suggestions?
irc333 Posted January 18, 2011 Posted January 18, 2011 she's just the type of person that doesn't like to have to be places on time Chances are she is unemployed, or if she is employed, she'll get canned for tardiness.
Jazzari Posted January 18, 2011 Posted January 18, 2011 Tell her you really like the way she looked today. When she asks how you know, just laugh. Then tell her you'd love to take her for a vacation. Ask if anyone would miss her if you decided to extend it unexpectely. You get the picture.
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