Dave1234 Posted March 21, 2004 Posted March 21, 2004 i dave hath 1 question and one question only. we do all love shackers spend yon sat-urday sexual nites behind the false wall. and the obvious alternative would be do seduce male/female sexual creature fro some foraward thurst motion ins the typical open turkey dick lay or maybe just a little bu a pearl neckless to seek love of a recipical nature and some sex fro ever more. marrta prefers her sexual sat-urday nites in a closet with the cats
moimeme Posted March 21, 2004 Posted March 21, 2004 I do believe our Dave has just accused LSers of not having lives ROTFL!!!! Well, Dave honey, you've put me off so much by linking sexual imagery to raw poultry that I'm a sworn celibate for the rest of my days
lostforwords Posted March 21, 2004 Posted March 21, 2004 yon jennys eyes: i dave am sitting on the computer visiting loveshack when i should at the mall spying on the mall girl with the pubic mole.... however i have forgotten my cornish game hen and find myself exploring my body with only my hand and not a meat puppet. marta has a big pussy.
jenny Posted March 21, 2004 Posted March 21, 2004 lostforwords: (i'm getting kind of bored, i think he is recycling posts) i, dave, am projecting my lack of saturday night sex plans across all other time zones. lol, we cross-posted - bwhha! i'm starting to think marta might be more interesting than dave. maybe she has new foodstuffs up her ..er...sleeve.
lostforwords Posted March 21, 2004 Posted March 21, 2004 rofl jenny..... me thinks marta is; strangely enough, daves own hand as one would hold to make shadow puppets on the wall... eyes drawn on with a black jiffy marker and his mothers lipstick traced on for a mouth.
reasontosigh Posted March 21, 2004 Posted March 21, 2004 marrta prefers her sexual sat-urday nites in a closet with the cats OK, so Marta prefers pussy, and is not coming out of the closet any time soon it seems.
reasontosigh Posted March 21, 2004 Posted March 21, 2004 Originally posted by lostforwords rofl jenny..... me thinks marta is; strangely enough, daves own hand as one would hold to make shadow puppets on the wall... eyes drawn on with a black jiffy marker and his mothers lipstick traced on for a mouth. Hmmm...I'd say you're on to something here.
Pyrannaste Posted April 20, 2004 Posted April 20, 2004 Dave, i too hath one question, and it is for your dick-laying highness alone I was ship-wrecking sunk in the interpretation of one of your posts, which left me open-mouthed in awe, since I am a fragile intellectual being who drools over men who art gifted in wordiness. I was wondering, O mysterious Dave1234 from the land of the Luscious Turkeys, who art thou, dave? Who, well masked in baffling grammar, stumblest upon Loveshackers's thoughts? making us feel nomenclaturally disadvantaged and semantically distressed? dave, i'm therefore calling the bluff. I'd bet you are no less than an university english professor, who is having some fun and is exploring the endless possibilities off the english language. I bet you can speak english better than 95% of Loveshackers! only someone who knows english *very*well could write like you. I also wanted to express admiration towards your posts. guy, you rock!!! hell, I'm anyway joining your fanclub now.
Arabess Posted April 20, 2004 Posted April 20, 2004 Originally posted by reasontosigh Hoooooraaaayyy!!!! Another new member!!!!! Pyranne is cool. I should've figured she would 'get' Dave! Maybe we should resurrect the old 'Dave1234 Fan Club' post.....LOL! Pyranne, We love 'The Dave' too!!!
reasontosigh Posted April 20, 2004 Posted April 20, 2004 Remember that logo dolphinsunshyn had that she was using as an avatar for a while? Maybe with a little tweaking from DA (it was kinda big, and I think she wanted to make it so it would be a background for our current avs) it could be resurrected!
Bill Posted April 20, 2004 Posted April 20, 2004 It is obvious you enjoy getting a reaction from the members of LS by bastardizing the English language. Why not type using correct English?
Arabess Posted April 20, 2004 Posted April 20, 2004 I think it is correct English in Dave's world. The one which lives in his brain....and sometimes his closet.
Bill Posted April 20, 2004 Posted April 20, 2004 Originally posted by Arabess I think it is correct English in Dave's world. The one which lives in his brain....and sometimes his closet. I don't think there is a "Dave's world". He would have you believe that is how he communicates....nonsense.
dolphinsunshyn Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by reasontosigh Remember that logo dolphinsunshyn had that she was using as an avatar for a while? Maybe with a little tweaking from DA (it was kinda big, and I think she wanted to make it so it would be a background for our current avs) it could be resurrected! I wanted to get that going, but I have been busy. I'll put it up again as my avatar and maybe DA will be willing to mess around with it like you said. BTW- anyone else think new memeber and admirer iwannaByerlover is really Dave1234? The posts are written the same way as Dave's more "serious" posts? Hmm..... Just a thought.
Bill Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by dolphinsunshyn BTW- anyone else think new memeber and admirer iwannaByerlover is really Dave1234? The posts are written the same way as Dave's more "serious" posts? Hmm..... Just a thought. Yes.
dyermaker Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 I don't think they're the same people, but I am pretty sure that Dave is one of the LSers.
moimeme Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 Yep, but not nearly as funny and that avatar is gross.
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