Fedup&givingup Posted March 22, 2004 Posted March 22, 2004 Hurting, I questioned just about everything about the Catholic religion, picked up the bible and read it...I am no longer Catholic.
moimeme Posted March 22, 2004 Posted March 22, 2004 "Is masturbation a sin?" Beats the hell out of me! LMAO at this one - again
TheFaithfulWife Posted March 22, 2004 Posted March 22, 2004 Its better then boinking the choir boys! I think that masturbation is a way of relieving sexual tension and that it is not something to be ashamed of. TFW
dyermaker Posted March 22, 2004 Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by TheFaithfulWife Its better then boinking the choir boys! Adultery is bad, but it's better than the rape and massacre of an entire french convent. Does that make adultery less sinful?
moimeme Posted March 22, 2004 Posted March 22, 2004 I don't know that every denomination considers masturbation a sin, there, Dyer me lad.
dyermaker Posted March 22, 2004 Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by moimeme I don't know that every denomination considers masturbation a sin, there, Dyer me lad. A sin can also be a social transgression, and since my previous statement was in response to a hateful slur on a paticular denomination, I spoke in the context of said denomination.
TheFaithfulWife Posted March 23, 2004 Posted March 23, 2004 Dyer I was not being hateful, I am Catholic myself. I was not trying to offend anyone. I will refrain from making comments on any religious matter. I have an odd sense of humor and if you don't know me , you do not understand that I make fun of myself regularily. TFW
dyermaker Posted March 23, 2004 Posted March 23, 2004 Originally posted by TheFaithfulWife Dyer I was not being hateful, I am Catholic myself. I was not trying to offend anyone. I will refrain from making comments on any religious matter. The fact that you are a Catholic doesn't change the offensiveness of your comments. Any further justification will result in backpedaling. You weren't making a legitimate commentary on religion, you're entitled to do so. Instead, you were making a hateful statement about a very serious issue, offensive to both the institution that you slander, as well as the victims of the scandal. You thought it was funny, I did not.
CaterpillarGirl Posted March 24, 2004 Posted March 24, 2004 Originally posted by moimeme If mastUrbation is a sin, then 99% of men and 83% of men are going to hell. Well, the official stats are 63% and 41% but I suspect some people lied. So what you're saying is, only men go to hell? Right on!
jenny Posted March 24, 2004 Posted March 24, 2004 ooo! i totally missed that! lol!! what a curious survey methodology!
moimeme Posted March 24, 2004 Posted March 24, 2004 If mastUrbation is a sin, then 99% of men and 83% of men are going to hell. Well, the official stats are 63% and 41% but I suspect some people lied. GASP!!!!! A typo!!!!! In one of my posts!!!!! Oh, the shame of it all Good catch, Cat!
jenny Posted March 24, 2004 Posted March 24, 2004 lol - i think 182% of men do masturbate; this takes care of the next generation as well. i expect 152% of women masturbate.
CaterpillarGirl Posted March 24, 2004 Posted March 24, 2004 Originally posted by jenny lol - i think 182% of men do masturbate; this takes care of the next generation as well. i expect 152% of women masturbate. LOL... Yeah, 182% sounds right to me. And sometimes it feels like 152% of the LS women gripe about it! Well, Moimeme, it was good of you to throw that typo in to reassure us you are an actual person.
moimeme Posted March 24, 2004 Posted March 24, 2004 Well, Moimeme, it was good of you to throw that typo in to reassure us you are an actual person. Nah. Don't believe the myth. I'm a soulless, heartless robot. lol - i think 182% of men do masturbate; this takes care of the next generation as well. i expect 152% of women masturbate. I was baffled that the numbers were so low, actually. Do you suppose lots of people lie about it in surveys? And if so, why?
Author hurtingandconfused Posted March 24, 2004 Author Posted March 24, 2004 38% of respondents lie in surveys. How many % out of the 38% lied?
CaterpillarGirl Posted March 24, 2004 Posted March 24, 2004 But what if they are lying about lying, were they telling the truth initially or when they said they lied?
CaterpillarGirl Posted March 24, 2004 Posted March 24, 2004 Hell, yeah! Sadly that was one scene without David Bowie in tight leather pants, so obviously a wasted one!
BrainRightHeartWrong Posted March 24, 2004 Posted March 24, 2004 yes indeed CPGirl.. i too knew what Batman meant but what about the 62% that lied too... DUH!
Author hurtingandconfused Posted March 24, 2004 Author Posted March 24, 2004 Uhh.... 38%.... duh It was a joke Don't have to get all "smart" about it
dyermaker Posted March 24, 2004 Posted March 24, 2004 Originally posted by hurtingandconfused It was a joke Don't have to get all "smart" about it so was my reply, and the post you replied to with your joke. It's like, 65% of statistics are fabricated.
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