angelboots Posted December 10, 2010 Posted December 10, 2010 (edited) a males perspective. I came across this last night when i couldnt sleep because i was "pondering my future as a single cat lady in my 70s, sharing tins of tuna with my army of cats" which is suddenly where i am at in my "healing" cycle at 3 am.. It made me laugh and i needed that so i thought i would share it.. I dont endorse the content but it freed my mood so i thought i would share it http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=26_things Hope it gives someone else a giggle Edited December 10, 2010 by angelboots
Author angelboots Posted December 10, 2010 Author Posted December 10, 2010 hence the reason he has time to run a website between mouthfuls of cheese rings and repeats of star wars
Author angelboots Posted December 10, 2010 Author Posted December 10, 2010 i hear you on the "excuses" line...... after two months of him begging and apologizing wanting another chance and missing me, i let my guard down. The excuse that was the be all and end all for me went like this: Me: OK I miss you too, but please, Just tell me now, yes or no, are you really wanting another chance to fix all the stuff between us that you did wrong, now is the time to tell me.. yes or no. him: (5 hours later at midnight) sory i cold not rapli, i was at a work diner with my corse cohordinator and it was rude to their costom to talk as they are sri lankran, i will call you tommorow morning has i have to be up early. ................. how was that easier then typing a yes or no? No call or text the next day,,, i took that as a no. its now been almost a week of NC, i blocked him on FB, deleted him from my emails and blocked him there and changed my number. game over lol I have to admit that it was pretty un-fixable. He cheated and lied during hes other 10 last chances.. each time i took him back he would promise to "make it up to me" "fix what he broke" and "treat me like the angel i was" and each time he would get me to drop my walls, again he would cheat, lie and run all over again. oh well game over i say.
Feelin Frisky Posted December 10, 2010 Posted December 10, 2010 I'm guilty of #2 I must admit. I don't think about smelling a woman's hair--my animal spirit just drives me to do it. The whiff of love.
paleblue Posted December 10, 2010 Posted December 10, 2010 maybe I should just accept my future as a single crazy beer drinking hill billy
Author angelboots Posted December 10, 2010 Author Posted December 10, 2010 maybe I should just accept my future as a single crazy beer drinking hill billy Ill share the cats and tuna if you share the beer paleblue
paleblue Posted December 10, 2010 Posted December 10, 2010 Ill share the cats and tuna if you share the beer paleblue hmm... ok!!! :love: as long as you promise i can have a pet koala bear i won't let a little thing like being on the other side of the planet stop me. i'll build a raft out of empty beer cans and float on over should take me about 40 years, but that's good timing! unless i get eaten by a shark:(, or an octopus we can make tuna melt's & drink beer for the rest of our lives!! love it. i better get started
Sonolumino Posted December 10, 2010 Posted December 10, 2010 1 thing a perfect guy would never do: 1. Exist
Author angelboots Posted December 11, 2010 Author Posted December 11, 2010 (edited) hmm... ok!!! :love: as long as you promise i can have a pet koala bear i won't let a little thing like being on the other side of the planet stop me. i'll build a raft out of empty beer cans and float on over should take me about 40 years, but that's good timing! unless i get eaten by a shark:(, or an octopus we can make tuna melt's & drink beer for the rest of our lives!! love it. i better get started :lmao::lmao: well 40yrs is the perfect time line for me also, i will be 67 so nearly 70yrs old, Ok paleblue while you build your raft and set sail, i, perhaps should start on my end of the bargain, first thing i must do: 1. Look in a back alley for one un-desexed cat... preferably female, wearing knee high boots and carrying a crack pipe.. 2.buy a tin of tuna... Edited December 11, 2010 by angelboots
paleblue Posted December 11, 2010 Posted December 11, 2010 yes!! get started on your cat farm, by the time i get there it will be huge! knee high boots... love it what's that saying, someday, someone will walk (or float) into your life and make you forget all about you past.. think i'm starting to feel that wayyy :love:
Author angelboots Posted December 11, 2010 Author Posted December 11, 2010 yes!! get started on your cat farm, by the time i get there it will be huge! knee high boots... love it what's that saying, someday, someone will walk (or float) into your life and make you forget all about you past.. think i'm starting to feel that wayyy :love: for some reason i now have Enya warbling away in my head "sail away.. sail away.. sail away"..... classic
paleblue Posted December 11, 2010 Posted December 11, 2010 for some reason i now have Enya warbling away in my head "sail away.. sail away.. sail away"..... classic ahahaha forgot about that song. i had to google it. total classic. now i'll have that song in my head all night. bling bling bling sail away, sail away, bling bling bling. um, ya, id like to sail away. its freezing here. it's 6 degrees & snowing. sucks!! what i wouldn't do for palm trees. guess what, i win the mega millions lotto tonight, i will be sailing away, first thing in the morning, someplace half way warmmm i'll swing by, pick you up for a quick cruise around the globe. ex? what ex? who? huh? whaaaat????
Author angelboots Posted December 11, 2010 Author Posted December 11, 2010 i wonder if this could be considered a legally binding contract in a court of law lol I will share tuna and cats, you share beer and if you win Lotto we are going on a cruise :lol: on a more serious note its beautiful here today in Aussie land, 30 degrees Celsius, blue sky's and not an ex in sight bliss lol
paleblue Posted December 11, 2010 Posted December 11, 2010 i wonder if this could be considered a legally binding contract in a court of law lol I will share tuna and cats, you share beer and if you win Lotto we are going on a cruise :lol: on a more serious note its beautiful here today in Aussie land, 30 degrees Celsius, blue sky's and not an ex in sight bliss lol i win. i'll be down under for a visit. no worries. pray to the lotto gods for me.. lololol. no ex hanging around = good news for you. seriously, always thought i would have those feeling for my ex. i do not anymore. i dont want to even be friends with her. i rejected her offer of friendship because it is fake. its not like that all around. in fact i am FB buddies with my very first gf when i was 15 lol. i also talk here and there with a couple other exes. they are all married. and its no problem now. sometimes they kinda look out for me i guess you could say. some people are actually cool in life. others like this last one, i think she is just plain rotten. maybe like yours a little. and i have no interest, or room in my life for deceitful abusive liars like that. took a little time for the smoke to clear, but now that things are in perspective again, i am back in control and will never put myself thru that again. i would rather drink gas, and pee on a fire. i hope you get to that point sooner than later. i know its only been 5 days for you. i bet its been hard. but if you can do 5 days, you can do 6, and if you can do 6, you can do 7..... the nice weather there should help Have you ever seen kangeroo? do they really beat people up?
Author angelboots Posted December 11, 2010 Author Posted December 11, 2010 thank you, actually we have been broken up for 2 months and have been no contact for 6 days now I finally went NC because i was well and truly ready to be done with it all, in the end i felt like i was sitting on a set of scales and the balance between stay and fight/ or take the power back and run, was so far tipped towards the later i didnt have any choice but to cut off all contact and run. It has helped some that he cant contact me even if he wanted to, and even though i could unblock him from the internet connections i have no desire to, it would just be the same old tired games and excuses, i guess part of me knew the break up was inevitable a few months ago just before he did it but it didn't make the ego blow any less painful. Even though its only been 6 days no contact it feels like i have already come a lot further then i thought i would have. With out him throwing up lame excuses that make no sense i have been able to see things clearly and i know i have done the right thing. NC really is the only way to heal. I am also friends with the majority of my exs, all my other break ups except this one and the one with my ex fiancée have been pretty amicable, but even my ex fiancée and i are talking again and he is getting married in May and Im really happy he has found someone else and turned he's life around. I generally hate drama and try to avoid it at the best of times. I doubt i would even be friends with current ex in the future though. No friend would do what he did to me, and i could never trust him, not even as a friend some day. Yes i have seen thousands of kangaroos lol i even raised a joey (baby kangaroo) as a young child, they are relatively gentle animals but in the wild if cornered they will defend themselves and the males can be very possessive and violent. Some of the males can be over 6 feet tall when standing on their back legs and they do have sharp claws on their toes which can do a lot of damage if you come between them during a turf or mating war. They stink though.
Vesna Posted December 11, 2010 Posted December 11, 2010 I think the cat ladies need an equal/opposite! Since I am allergic to cats I have been a reptile lady for the last ten years. My backyard is full of skinks and bluetongues.
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