Gold Pile Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 I've been dealing (over the phone) with a particular lady for almost year. She is the contact person at a client company. She's always been very pleasant to deal with, we mostly kept it professional but we did flirt some. Tuesday I had occasion to meet her. She was really cute, pretty face, pretty hair, hot looking boots. She had a down jacket against our New England weather. She made a tentative flirt and I did the same. I took her out for a late lunch. At the restaurant she removed her coat, I was very disappointed to see she'd been hiding some extra pounds with it. I excused myself to the restroom . On the way back I dropped to the floor and announced to the other patrons that I was looking for my contact lense, I'd crawled about 6 feet toward the door when I just started feeling guilty about ditching her. (not to mention a mean looking waitress was guarding the exit) I returned to the table. Even though she deceived me about the weight, I was still polite. I guess I've matured over the years. I was outraged when she wrote her home and cell numbers down for me. For a nice lady she sure had her nerve. She tricked me by hiding her weight, then flirted with me even though she could see I was in good shape. Then she hands me her number! Still I kept my cool. Rest assured I won't be calling her.
loverofloveandstuff Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 So she 'tricked' you by wearing a coat because it was a cold and you're upset that she was wearing the coat because it covered up her weight? Then, god forbid, she gave you her number and you're offended because you have a better figure than her. Yeah, you're right. What a deceptive b*tch.
tami-chan Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 :mad:the nerve of that woman!!! you are right for feeling outraged!!!! I am sorry that you had to drop to your knees in an effort to ditch her-people should just be able to walk away from deceptive dates in dignity. You are such a kind person for deciding against leaving, GoldPile! :lmao:!!!! you are too funny!!!
D-Lish Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 Always choose places where you know where the back door is GP!
Wink Tobasco Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 I've been dealing (over the phone) with a particular lady for almost year. She is the contact person at a client company. She's always been very pleasant to deal with, we mostly kept it professional but we did flirt some. Tuesday I had occasion to meet her. She was really cute, pretty face, pretty hair, hot looking boots. She had a down jacket against our New England weather. She made a tentative flirt and I did the same. I took her out for a late lunch. At the restaurant she removed her coat, I was very disappointed to see she'd been hiding some extra pounds with it. I excused myself to the restroom . On the way back I dropped to the floor and announced to the other patrons that I was looking for my contact lense, I'd crawled about 6 feet toward the door when I just started feeling guilty about ditching her. (not to mention a mean looking waitress was guarding the exit) I returned to the table. Even though she deceived me about the weight, I was still polite. I guess I've matured over the years. I was outraged when she wrote her home and cell numbers down for me. For a nice lady she sure had her nerve. She tricked me by hiding her weight, then flirted with me even though she could see I was in good shape. Then she hands me her number! Still I kept my cool. Rest assured I won't be calling her. If she lied to you and said she was slim, then you'd have a complaint. dressing to flatter one's body isn't a lie. Flirting with people that are more attractive than the flirter isn't a crime, men do it all the time.
LondonS Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 I am sorry for being so blunt but you sound like a Moron !!! Perhaps you were deceptive by acting like your shoe size instead of your age !!!
Mme. Chaucer Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 Dude, that was really wimpy of you, letting that mean waitress impede your crawl towards freedom from fat. You deserved the horrible experience of receiving the offending contact information. Next time, crawl on. No man should have to experience the indignity of lunching with a closet fatty.
ConstantCraving Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 I've been dealing (over the phone) with a particular lady for almost year. She is the contact person at a client company. She's always been very pleasant to deal with, we mostly kept it professional but we did flirt some. Tuesday I had occasion to meet her. She was really cute, pretty face, pretty hair, hot looking boots. She had a down jacket against our New England weather. She made a tentative flirt and I did the same. I took her out for a late lunch. At the restaurant she removed her coat, I was very disappointed to see she'd been hiding some extra pounds with it. I excused myself to the restroom . On the way back I dropped to the floor and announced to the other patrons that I was looking for my contact lense, I'd crawled about 6 feet toward the door when I just started feeling guilty about ditching her. (not to mention a mean looking waitress was guarding the exit) I returned to the table. Even though she deceived me about the weight, I was still polite. I guess I've matured over the years. I was outraged when she wrote her home and cell numbers down for me. For a nice lady she sure had her nerve. She tricked me by hiding her weight, then flirted with me even though she could see I was in good shape. Then she hands me her number! Still I kept my cool. Rest assured I won't be calling her. She wore a coat outside? Wow. That's really deceptive. [END SARCASM]
Art_Critic Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 Always choose places where you know where the back door is GP! back in the day...I always chose my women the same way
sam light Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 I am sorry for being so blunt but you sound like a Moron !!! Perhaps you were deceptive by acting like your shoe size instead of your age !!! Gold Pile makes another friend. I'm not the biggest GP fan but I do get a charge out of the uptight posters that he smokes out.
krz12 Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 Honestly, ladies, what is the best way to handle the surprise, uh, full figured woman? Both during a date and after the fact?
nice-easy-day Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 LOL, I'm not sure to take that as a joke or not. Are you freaking serious? You got to know a person over the phone who you thought was interesting and then met and seriously almost just left her there at the table? LOL. I would never do that. Anyway, Obviously you've never banged a full figured woman. Nuff said. Best sex I've ever had was with full figured women. I'm not ashamed to say that, but what I am ashamed of is bringing her around my friends Sorry girls.
tinktronik Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 back in the day...I always chose my women the same way This reminds me of the like your women like your coffee saying so prevalent in the south. It always catches me off guard.
SmileFace Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 How dare she . You showed her. Now hopefully she knows not to go around wearing coats.
nice-easy-day Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 Give me her number, I'll give her a call. Nothing wrong with a few extra pounds. If she could simply hide it with a coat then I can't possibly imagine it being that bad. You're making it sound like she was 5'3'' and 180. Can't hide that with a coat my friend.
OpenBook Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 :lmao: GP you are such a magnet for fat chicks. What's up with that??
Author Gold Pile Posted December 4, 2010 Author Posted December 4, 2010 If I was sitting down and I very tall woman approached, I would stand up so she couls see I was shorter than her. This would be done B4 I flirted. Same thing with a very short woman, she's entitled to know I'm taller than her. If I was over weight, I would make sure that in shape women were aware of it B4 I flirted. This woman could see I was and good shape, she flirted knowing full well that she wasn't be honest about her weight.
irc333 Posted December 4, 2010 Posted December 4, 2010 I'm trying to figure out how flirting has anything to do with this......?? If I was sitting down and I very tall woman approached, I would stand up so she couls see I was shorter than her. This would be done B4 I flirted. Same thing with a very short woman, she's entitled to know I'm taller than her. If I was over weight, I would make sure that in shape women were aware of it B4 I flirted. This woman could see I was and good shape, she flirted knowing full well that she wasn't be honest about her weight.
JungleLover Posted December 4, 2010 Posted December 4, 2010 I guess some people just don't get tongue-in-cheek humor which is done fairly well here.
daphne Posted December 4, 2010 Posted December 4, 2010 Flirting with people that are more attractive than the flirter isn't a crime, men do it all the time. If it were, I know of quite a few guys who'd be spending time in jail.
Wink Tobasco Posted December 5, 2010 Posted December 5, 2010 I'm trying to figure out how flirting has anything to do with this......?? I understand how you can post 475 times in a few months, you don't read the original posts, but share a blurb with us time after time. I'll try it and see if I can get my post total up there. It'll be easier for me than reading and thinking. Sorry for the hijack, returning to topic, I re read the OP and have softened my tone. LOL
GuySimple Posted December 5, 2010 Posted December 5, 2010 It could have been the contacts....best get those looked at. That said, winter dating can be risky just for the whole coat thing.
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