Nemicron Posted November 28, 2010 Posted November 28, 2010 Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else. -Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked. -Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month. [At least not romantic or passionately.] -Add 2 if you have never masturbated. -Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn. -Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn. -Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex. -Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex. -Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought. -Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys. -Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour. -Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a(n) automobile. Above75 means you kinda suck in bed. Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun Below 50 means you are fun in bed Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 28, 2010 Posted November 28, 2010 5 I've dated some interesting people over the years.
OpenBook Posted November 28, 2010 Posted November 28, 2010 I've never understood these quizzes where the acts performed qualify you as "good in bed" - like you're a circus animal or something. It's not the act itself - it's the way you do it (technique + enthusiasm) that makes a person good in bed. (I'm a 26.)
Author Nemicron Posted November 28, 2010 Author Posted November 28, 2010 Dude you hornball. lol just kidding 5 I've dated some interesting people over the years.
Author Nemicron Posted November 28, 2010 Author Posted November 28, 2010 lol speak for yourself. I like being a circus animal. LMAO lol no just kidding. No I just threw it out there to be something different then the usual walking graveyard the rest of the threads are I've never understood these quizzes where the acts performed qualify you as "good in bed" - like you're a circus animal or something. It's not the act itself - it's the way you do it (technique + enthusiasm) that makes a person good in bed. (I'm a 26.)
kdark Posted November 28, 2010 Posted November 28, 2010 Every single subtract on the list was something I have done, and every single addition did not apply. That gives me a zero.
Author Nemicron Posted November 28, 2010 Author Posted November 28, 2010 Ok well your really bad. lol Thats good to hear though. lol Every single subtract on the list was something I have done, and every single addition did not apply. That gives me a zero.
Author Nemicron Posted November 28, 2010 Author Posted November 28, 2010 Mine would have been lower. But I've honestly never had a orgasm that was decent. To tell you the truth. Every single subtract on the list was something I have done, and every single addition did not apply. That gives me a zero.
Knittress Posted November 28, 2010 Posted November 28, 2010 o.O I thought I was kinda a prude and even I got in the low teens - is this quiz rated 'highschool-only?' Ah, well - nothing like a low benchmark to bolster up the self esteem. :>D
abouttoloseit Posted November 28, 2010 Posted November 28, 2010 According to those scientific and well researched calculations...I'm 8.
kdark Posted November 28, 2010 Posted November 28, 2010 o.O I thought I was kinda a prude and even I got in the low teens - is this quiz rated 'highschool-only?' Ah, well - nothing like a low benchmark to bolster up the self esteem. :>D Yeah I kept waiting for it to bump it up a knotch to something like threesomes, gay sex, or watersports, but it never did.
Author Nemicron Posted November 28, 2010 Author Posted November 28, 2010 Doesn't matter its just something different then people complain about everythingg else. I understand people have some bad stories out there. I know I'm one of them. But I thought maybe this would lighten the mood for some people out there. o.O I thought I was kinda a prude and even I got in the low teens - is this quiz rated 'highschool-only?' Ah, well - nothing like a low benchmark to bolster up the self esteem. :>D
Knittress Posted November 28, 2010 Posted November 28, 2010 Haha, kinda makes me want to whip out the nail polish and a 25 page printed copy of the purity quiz, circa 1998.
Author Nemicron Posted November 28, 2010 Author Posted November 28, 2010 Hey there my friend. looks like you beat me. lol 11
Author Nemicron Posted November 28, 2010 Author Posted November 28, 2010 LOL yea no kidding Haha, kinda makes me want to whip out the nail polish and a 25 page printed copy of the purity quiz, circa 1998.
OpenBook Posted November 28, 2010 Posted November 28, 2010 I like being a circus animal. Yes, most men do... It's kinda cute. No I just threw it out there to be something different then the usual walking graveyard the rest of the threads are I gotcha. Dating really can feel like that sometimes. It's a freakin minefield. Needs huge doses of humor to offset it. HUGE.
Titania22 Posted November 28, 2010 Posted November 28, 2010 Hey there my friend. looks like you beat me. lol I sure did, I rechecked my score and everything
Tim The Enchanter Posted November 28, 2010 Posted November 28, 2010 38. I had to add five points because I couldn't remember my last perverted thought.
sumdude Posted November 29, 2010 Posted November 29, 2010 Hmmm.. 8 Well I am 42 so experience kinda tweaks it. If I had taken this at 25 it would have been a lot higher.
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