FionaJohnston Posted November 16, 2010 Posted November 16, 2010 I don't know if this subject belongs to this section as this is my first time posting. Sometimes my friends and I make jokes about our man's performance as well as his penis. However this is only upon having large amounts of drinks that it might get a bit out of control and sometimes my boyfriend happens to overhear it. Anyways he usually doesn't seem to make a big deal out of it (while intoxicated you can say many times and at times act somewhat wild) but yesterday he wouldn't talk to me for hours. I had to tell him many times it was just a joke.
PegNosePete Posted November 16, 2010 Posted November 16, 2010 Since he is getting upset I assume your "jokes" are derogatory remarks about his poor performance and small penis size? Even if not true... How would you like it if he make similar jokes about your droopy breasts and fat butt?
Chi townD Posted November 16, 2010 Posted November 16, 2010 You struck at the core of the male ego, and this is very dangerous waters. If you're joking about his penis or his performance, no amount of telling him it was a joke is gonna convince him it was only a joke. He's thinking that what you said has to have some truth to it or else you wouldn't have said it. Leave him be for a while to cool off, but you should realize that you were in the wrong and take your lumps. Don't get frustrated telling him that " IT WAS ONLY A JOKE!!!" that's just gonna make things worst. When he's ready to talk, let him talk, AND be understanding to what he's saying. Afterwards, you re-affirm to him often that you love him and he's the man for you.
SoulStorm Posted November 17, 2010 Posted November 17, 2010 Practical jokes are ok as long as you are not demeaning. What you and your friends are doing is demeaning and your boyfriend would not expect you to demean him about his penis size and performance. How would you like it if he got drunk with his friends and told them your private parts smell bad and your breast are too small or saggy and you overheard it? Before you make fun at the expense of your boyfriend be sure you could take the same type of joke should he do it. I have been around women when they talk about sex and men. And they are worst than men amongst themselves when they talk about it. If you are not happy with the performance then you should take that up with him, not make a practical joke out of him amongst your friends.
theBrokenMuse Posted November 17, 2010 Posted November 17, 2010 I don't know if this subject belongs to this section as this is my first time posting. Sometimes my friends and I make jokes about our man's performance as well as his penis. However this is only upon having large amounts of drinks that it might get a bit out of control and sometimes my boyfriend happens to overhear it. Anyways he usually doesn't seem to make a big deal out of it (while intoxicated you can say many times and at times act somewhat wild) but yesterday he wouldn't talk to me for hours. I had to tell him many times it was just a joke. This isn't a practical joke, it's more or less 'roasting' your partner and it can easily hurt someone's feelings if done in the wrong context or if done frequently. If someone constantly made cracks about how gross you look, wouldn't that make you wonder if in fact, there might be a grain of truth about that person's perception of you in those jokes?
NoLongerSad Posted November 17, 2010 Posted November 17, 2010 I don't know if this subject belongs to this section as this is my first time posting. Sometimes my friends and I make jokes about our man's performance as well as his penis. However this is only upon having large amounts of drinks that it might get a bit out of control and sometimes my boyfriend happens to overhear it. Anyways he usually doesn't seem to make a big deal out of it (while intoxicated you can say many times and at times act somewhat wild) but yesterday he wouldn't talk to me for hours. I had to tell him many times it was just a joke. LOLLLLZZZZ ha ha ha ha so you your bf has a small penis ha ha hoo hoo ho you FAT SLUTTY DRUNKEN WHORISH PIG. Please note, the term "FAT SLUTTY DRUNKEN WHORISH PIG" was used for HUMOUR PURPOSES ONLY. Therefore I'm sure you won't find my practical joke in the least offensive?
NoLongerSad Posted November 17, 2010 Posted November 17, 2010 I'm still waiting for the FAT DRUNKEN WHORISH SLUTTY PIG* to respond to my prior post. *This comment is for humour purposes only, is simply a practical joke, and anyone who takes offense at it, in particular the OP, is a FAT DRUNKEN WHORISH SLUTTY PIG.
NoLongerSad Posted November 17, 2010 Posted November 17, 2010 Now OP, let's talk about your cavernous girlie parts. cav·ern·ous /ˈkævərnəs/ Show Spelled[kav-er-nuhs] Show IPA –adjective 1. being, resembling, or suggestive of a cavern: a vast, cavernous room.
Author FionaJohnston Posted November 27, 2010 Author Posted November 27, 2010 The jokes are mainly about how weird looking the penis is though at times the size is also referred (it's one of my friend's man who has a small size). There have sometimes been funny moments when our men performs, which is why we may be out of control when drunk.
Author FionaJohnston Posted November 27, 2010 Author Posted November 27, 2010 I am sure if the tides were turned and your weight became the brunt of a practical joke, you wouldn't talk to him the next day. Have some respect, scale down your alcohol, or do both.I would just walk away until the joke is over then come back when we can have a normal conversation. In general I can handle jokes and it take someone too much effort to upset me but hardly anyone saw me in this mood. Unless he was making jokes about it with an ex GF or someone I don't like at all, then I suppose there shouldn't be a hassle (assuming he really was drunk). I can always excuse myself if I don't want to hear something nor be part of the conversation. Almost everything is a joke to me so I'm not a person to get angry easily.
Author FionaJohnston Posted November 27, 2010 Author Posted November 27, 2010 LOLLLLZZZZ ha ha ha ha so you your bf has a small penis ha ha hoo hoo ho you FAT SLUTTY DRUNKEN WHORISH PIG. Please note, the term "FAT SLUTTY DRUNKEN WHORISH PIG" was used for HUMOUR PURPOSES ONLY. Therefore I'm sure you won't find my practical joke in the least offensive?Actually one of friend's man is the one with the small penis but I have to say that sure is can sometimes be a weird looking sausage. I would call it the sausage from outer space. BTW I'm hard to get upset. I've always been a joker in class.
loverofloveandstuff Posted November 27, 2010 Posted November 27, 2010 The jokes are mainly about how weird looking the penis is though at times the size is also referred (it's one of my friend's man who has a small size). There have sometimes been funny moments when our men performs, which is why we may be out of control when drunk. Yeah, not cool. I one heard a guy talking about how 'loose' his girlfriend was, can you honestly say that sort of thing wouldn't make you upset? Or what about how saggy your tits are and how your nipples are weird? That said infront of other your girl and guy friends would just be humiliating.
Kendrick Posted November 27, 2010 Posted November 27, 2010 I once had a practical joke played on me by one of my friends. It was cool, I brushed it off, no big deal. But when I played a practitical joke on a friend of mine (hers she played on me was far worse) she ended up not being my friend anymore. Go figure. Anyway looking back now that was probably for the best.
Feelin Frisky Posted November 27, 2010 Posted November 27, 2010 The line between laughing "with" someone and laughing "at" someone can be thin to start off with. Add some alcohol and it can disappear all together. Personally, I find that such matters are not good game for community laughs, unless of course this is a group of swingers who have all gotten very up close and personal with other's genitalia. And even then, the presence of a wart here, a blemish there, or the resemblence of Joe's dick to a profile of Benjamin Franklin isn't all that funny.
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