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Everyone should agree with me about what is sexy


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I know what is sexy and everyone who disagrees with me is wrong. Anyone who does not fit my definition of sexy should feel really, really bad about themselves and I will do my darnedest to make sure they do.

 

I will point to contemporary examples of what is sexy and ignore any sexy people whose looks do not fit my standards. I will search out photos of non-celebs on Facebook and post them for critique, bonus points if they might be underage.

 

I will ignore cultural and historical differences in what is considered sexy because my opinion counts more than anyone else's. What could people in the Renaissance know, they didn't even have the internet!

 

I will selectively post links to scientific articles. The more iffy the source, the better. No peer reviewed journals for me! Most of my links will have very little relevance, but I don't know much about science to begin with so I think just saying the word science should be enough to convince you.

 

Occasionally I will claim that the sexy are discriminated against. Not because of sexual harassment or anything, but because sometimes ugly people are not nice to sexy people. The nerve of them! They should bow down before the sexy! I am the champion of the sexy.

 

I'll be an aggressive champion of the sexy. I'll insult anyone who admits to not conforming to my definition of sexy. Really, the whole point is to make non-sexy people realize how ugly they are. Then they'll know they need to diet, work out, use steroids or get plastic surgery. And they'll be more sexy people I can try to sleep with.

 

Because it is all about me.

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It seems like you're trying to make some kind of point. But for the record, I agree with you about what is sexy.

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You forgot this ---> :rolleyes:

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As annoying as that other thread is, there really, really is no purpose in creating this thread just to make fun of it.

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As annoying as that other thread is, there really, really is no purpose in creating this thread just to make fun of it.

 

:lmao::lmao:

I had a good laugh

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hahahaha

 

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I disagree, in fact; everything you said was the complete opposite of the truth and I will not hear any arguments to the contrary.

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OP, the validity of your parody would be enhanced by ridiculous spelling errors and sub-literate sentence construction. JMO.

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I am outraged by your opinion, and I intend to make a new thread about it.

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OP never did say what they found sexy. For this, I am disappointed.

 

Attractive people are sexy and attractive people have always been sexy.

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:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
OP, the validity of your parody would be enhanced by ridiculous spelling errors and sub-literate sentence construction. JMO.
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