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I thought it might be fun to have a thread sharing creative/funny pickup lines, because it's good to have a laugh. And if anyone is gutsy enough to use any of them, they could share how it went.

 

I found these nerd pick up lines on smosh.com.

 

"Hi, I’m writing a new make-out program. Would you like to join the beta-test?"

 

"If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes."

 

"You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts; it’s how you apply the force."

 

"Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent'."

 

"What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this... when there’s a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel."

 

"I less than three you." (I <3 you)

 

"You’re like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere!"

 

My favourites are the enzyme one and the vector one, because I studied biochemistry and vector calculus at university.

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I thought it might be fun to have a thread sharing creative/funny pickup lines, because it's good to have a laugh. And if anyone is gutsy enough to use any of them, they could share how it went.

 

I found these nerd pick up lines on smosh.com.

 

"Hi, I’m writing a new make-out program. Would you like to join the beta-test?"

 

"If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes."

 

"You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts; it’s how you apply the force."

 

"Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent'."

 

"What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this... when there’s a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel."

 

"I less than three you." (I <3 you)

 

"You’re like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere!"

 

My favourites are the enzyme one and the vector one, because I studied biochemistry and vector calculus at university.

 

lol geek pick -up lines. Pretty cute.

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