that girl Posted November 9, 2010 Posted November 9, 2010 The best way to a guy and to keep him around, is to treat him like crap. Men respect women who are demanding, unreliable, who put them on ice. These are the things you need to do to keep a guy around. These are the things you need to do to get a guy interested in you: - Say you'll call later; don't call for three days -Say you'll see her Friday night, then go out with your girls instead and tell him you forgot. -Give him backhanded compliments. These comments sound like compliments, but in reality you are eroding whatever little self-esteem he has left, but he can't hold them against you. Example- "You're so great in bed for a guy with a small cock." That's how you keep them in line. They come back for more, and more, and more. Never forget that it is bitches who get what they want and nice girls who spend Saturday nights alone. How many times have you watched the cute guy get with a girl who treats him like crap? How many guys have overlooked you while going for your materialistic, manipulative friend? How many guys have cheated on you? Now, many of you girls have been deceived into believing that those girls are wrong and you're right. BUT WHO HAS GUYS ADORING THEM? The women who treat guys like crap. How many times have you or one of your girls ever sat there and said, "I loved him so much, I never nagged, I never asked him to do anything for me, I did EVERYTHING I could: I dressed up in lingerie, I always told him how great he was, and I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ... and he STILL screwed my best friend." How many times have you or one of your girls said that? I mean, think hard about this. Had made him buy you things, nagged at him for every little thing, demanded he hang out with you instead of the boys, you would've been better off. If he bought you a gift, you should have sulked and said you wanted the more expensive one. Then he would have known how much he had to give to keep you. This is how you keep a man. I know it's counter-intuitive, but if you think about it, it makes perfect sense because we've all seen guys stay with these horrible girls. That's what turns men on, women who demand everything and tell them they are never good enough. Instead of fighting it, instead of trying to save the world, why don't just go with the flow, huh? Why not treat men the way they want to be treated: like CRAP! Save yourself the long, lonely Friday nights when you're sitting there watching Lifetime at home, feeling sorry for yourself and eating Ben and Jerry's. Men cannot resist women who make them work everyday for even the smallest hint of affection. They know they're losers and they want a woman who knows it too. If you are sweet and understanding he ... will get ... bored. Men love unpredictability- why do you think they love sports so much? They love working for it, every minute of every day. THAT is what they want. They don't want you, Miss Perfect. They don't. All you girls who try to be so gooooooooooood, so perfect, so thoughtful, so sensitive, you're ALL GETTING CRAPPED ON! EVERY ONE OF YOU. (In the voice of John Facenda) You want to be the irresponsible bitch you know you have inside you. Men FLOCK to guys like you. Remember, everyday you spend showing him how loving you are, his head is being turned by the materialistic bitch who turns up her nose at him. It's time YOU become THAT girl. Or at least APPEAR to be that girl, because that is what turns them on, that is what they love. In my time being with men, one thing that gets them hotter is when I put 'em on ice. That's it, put 'em on ice. The minute he starts getting out of control, the minute she starts telling me what to do, or the minute he tries to latch onto me, or "I wanna watch the game," whenever that stuff starts, you put 'em on ice. It's an aphrodisiac because they want to be disciplined. They are bad, bad boys who need to be disciplined. Not with a hand, not with a fist, not with a knife, not with a broken bottle. It's just by neglecting them.
Cracker Jack Posted November 9, 2010 Posted November 9, 2010 that girl's topic>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>other topic by a wide margin.
Nemicron Posted November 9, 2010 Posted November 9, 2010 LMFAO. lol I dont think Im gonna even bother.
Mad Max Posted November 9, 2010 Posted November 9, 2010 Was this really needed? Really. I don't support the other poster's thread at all, but you're sinking to his level by creating this thread.
Nemicron Posted November 9, 2010 Posted November 9, 2010 And Call now and you too can get your very own Used guy. He slices and dices and makes millions of Gillian fries. And if you call in the next 30 seconds. We will give you... oh whats that. 2! used guys for the price of one. And also just for saying thank we offer this free plant.... Just for saying thanks.
SlevinKalebra Posted November 9, 2010 Posted November 9, 2010 Ok TG you're going to have to go sit in the corner till the rest of the class wakes up from their naps and has their milk and cookie snacks
Lady vs Panda Posted November 9, 2010 Posted November 9, 2010 Why not let the OP have a little fun? If you want to vent your spleen about immature behavior, there are plenty of genuine trolls bashing around in the other thread.
theBrokenMuse Posted November 9, 2010 Posted November 9, 2010 Yes!! You know, I am such a sweet, loving person that I simply MUST oblige those fellas out there who so obviously desire to have their hearts trampled into dust with the cold efficiency of a red stiletto heel. I mean, as a nice girl how could I not see how sexist it would be to refuse to treat a man with a complete lack of human dignity (just the way he likes it) as though he was too feeble and weak to handle it? After all after he can just walk away if he really wants to (after I've already mentally smacked him around). *Phew* Childish but quite satisfying at this moment I must admit... and this small guilty pleasure will not be going straight to my thighs (for a change)
Nemicron Posted November 9, 2010 Posted November 9, 2010 I actually laughed for once. Thank you. ^_^ Yes!! You know, I am such a sweet, loving person that I simply MUST oblige those fellas out there who so obviously desire to have their hearts trampled into dust with the cold efficiency of a red stiletto heel. I mean, as a nice girl how could I not see how sexist it would be to refuse to treat a man with a complete lack of human dignity (just the way he likes it) as though he was too feeble and weak to handle it? After all after he can just walk away if he really wants to (after I've already mentally smacked him around). *Phew* Childish but quite satisfying at this moment I must admit... and this small guilty pleasure will not be going straight to my thighs (for a change)
dispatch3d Posted November 9, 2010 Posted November 9, 2010 lol except girls are already treating guys like crap? So ahhh what is this thread about? it doesn't work both ways. Sorry.....
theBrokenMuse Posted November 9, 2010 Posted November 9, 2010 I actually laughed for once. Thank you. ^_^ Happy to oblige
Titania22 Posted November 9, 2010 Posted November 9, 2010 Yes!! You know, I am such a sweet, loving person that I simply MUST oblige those fellas out there who so obviously desire to have their hearts trampled into dust with the cold efficiency of a red stiletto heel. I mean, as a nice girl how could I not see how sexist it would be to refuse to treat a man with a complete lack of human dignity (just the way he likes it) as though he was too feeble and weak to handle it? After all after he can just walk away if he really wants to (after I've already mentally smacked him around). *Phew* Childish but quite satisfying at this moment I must admit... and this small guilty pleasure will not be going straight to my thighs (for a change) That is so thoughtful of you BM, using the red stiletto too. Some men are just born lucky, I hope they appreciate it.
theBrokenMuse Posted November 9, 2010 Posted November 9, 2010 lol except girls are already treating guys like crap? So ahhh what is this thread about? it doesn't work both ways. Sorry..... Both sexes have been known to treat one another horrendously since the dawn of time and it is vile and ugly on both sides.
Author that girl Posted November 9, 2010 Author Posted November 9, 2010 Was this really needed? It was when the other thread was full of people saying "That is what women really like! I used to be nice and no on got down on their knees to blow me! I was so sad!" I also liked the posts about how they didn't understand how some female posters were getting so upset about a guy advocating emotional abuse. Women should just stand up for themselves if they don't like it, they can't expect men to have integrity or anything. Some people look for people who will treat them poorly because they have low self-esteem or because they like to constantly fight or because they don't know it isn't the norm. It isn't a woman thing and it isn't a man thing. Either way, someone who treats others poorly is in the wrong.
Author that girl Posted November 9, 2010 Author Posted November 9, 2010 lol except girls are already treating guys like crap? So ahhh what is this thread about? it doesn't work both ways. Sorry..... Yeah it does, look at the thread on domineering women. Some guys go for this.
Titania22 Posted November 9, 2010 Posted November 9, 2010 It was when the other thread was full of people saying "That is what women really like! I used to be nice and no on got down on their knees to blow me! I was so sad!" I also liked the posts about how they didn't understand how some female posters were getting so upset about a guy advocating emotional abuse. Women should just stand up for themselves if they don't like it, they can't expect men to have integrity or anything. Some people look for people who will treat them poorly because they have low self-esteem or because they like to constantly fight or because they don't know it isn't the norm. It isn't a woman thing and it isn't a man thing. Either way, someone who treats others poorly is in the wrong. I agree with this POV
Jannah Posted November 9, 2010 Posted November 9, 2010 As Mel Gibson would say: "You should just b*ow me".
theBrokenMuse Posted November 9, 2010 Posted November 9, 2010 That is so thoughtful of you BM, using the red stiletto too. Some men are just born lucky, I hope they appreciate it. In my kindness, I shall be sure to let them know that red stiletto cost good money and has more intrinsic value in one stitch than their entire wretched excuse of a pathetic existence could manage to achieve in six lifetimes... and that's with the penile implant. Gee, I love being so helpful to those in need. I feel just like one of those philanthropists now.
Titania22 Posted November 9, 2010 Posted November 9, 2010 In my kindness, I shall be sure to let them know that red stiletto cost good money and has more intrinsic value in one stitch than their entire wretched excuse of a pathetic existence could manage to achieve in six lifetimes... and that's with the penile implant. Gee, I love being so helpful to those in need. I feel just like one of those philanthropists now. They will be thanking you everyday of their lives for your considerate attention. BM, you're the best.
theBrokenMuse Posted November 9, 2010 Posted November 9, 2010 They will be thanking you everyday of their lives for your considerate attention. BM, you're the best. And I will make it a point to reward their acknowledgment of my valiant efforts with an ultra bitchy eye roll and scoff combo. This is to be followed by several minutes of bombarding them with scathing little jabs at their manhood in a nearly playful, backhanded compliment sort of way so that I can continue to erode whatever little self-esteem they have managed to cling to. Yep, It's the little touches that show all the luuuurve.
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