xpaperxcutx Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 Hmm... 45 minutes... wow... if she wasn't the squirting type, she would've been sore in the morning.
Star Gazer Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 Gee lets a examine why I got limp. Such a typical response from you. Always siding with the female. That actually couldn't be further from the truth. Read around. Carry on.
D-Lish Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 I don't believe for one second that she came 5 times in 45 minutes. That would make her a circus sideshow. Dude, a girl I work with has been seeing a guy for 4 months, and she's never had an orgasm with him. He finishes every single time though.
TheMENemy Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 Do I have a right to be upset ? No. She sounds like excellent wife material, actually, except she cums too much.
Author NickelbackFan Posted November 8, 2010 Author Posted November 8, 2010 I don't believe for one second that she came 5 times in 45 minutes. That would make her a circus sideshow. Dude, a girl I work with has been seeing a guy for 4 months, and she's never had an orgasm with him. He finishes every single time though. Believe what you want, but yes she did cum 5 times in 45 minutes, I have no reason to lie. I am not posting here for keyboard notoriety. And yes I think she is a circus show sidefreak because I have never in my life seen a woman squirt like that before. And no she was only on top for a portion of the time, we varied up the positions. I was very close to climaxing and she stopped. She came so much because I was playing with her clit while we were having sex, so maybe thats why she did. If she wasnt a massive freakshow squirter, then I would question the whole 5 times in 45 minutes.
TheMENemy Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 Believe what you want, but yes she did cum 5 times in 45 minutes, I have no reason to lie. I am not posting here for keyboard notoriety. And yes I think she is a circus show sidefreak because I have never in my life seen a woman squirt like that before. And no she was only on top for a portion of the time, we varied up the positions. I was very close to climaxing and she stopped. She came so much because I was playing with her clit while we were having sex, so maybe thats why she did. If she wasnt a massive freakshow squirter, then I would question the whole 5 times in 45 minutes. Dude if you let a woman urinate on you five times in a 45 minute span during sex then perhaps there is more than just one circus sideshow freak in the bedroom. Personally I would have hopped in the (non golden) shower after the very first time although I'm told a lady's urine is sterile. It's more a matter of the esthetics of the situation that would prompt me to shower off. Next time be sure to respectfully ask your lady friends if they have to use the lav before the act so they are not using your face as a bedpan during the act.
theBrokenMuse Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 Dude if you let a woman urinate on you five times in a 45 minute span during sex then perhaps there is more than just one circus sideshow freak in the bedroom. Dude, he's talking about female ejaculation - not urine...
TheMENemy Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 It was late, she was drinking, she came 5 times....dude she was probably exhausted. You said she hopped off too so she was on top doing all the work? 45 minutes is long, especially when it's the first time with someone and you've already cum. I don't see why you didn't go either. Yes of course she was drinking. That's why she had to pee five times during sex. The only issue is why the OP believes she was "squirting" anything other than urine. This is a mythology promulgated by a certain segment of the porn industry. Every "squirting" video I have ever seen, it was obvious the woman was urinating. Many many women have incontinence problems, esp. if they have had kids. A sneeze and they pee themselves. Or if they laugh too hard. Sexual stimulation while drunk with a full bladder and....well if a sneeze or a laugh can make you pee....
TheMENemy Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 Dude, he's talking about female ejaculation - not urine... I know exactly what he's talking about. There was an entire thread about the myth of so called "female ejaculation" recently right here at Love Shack. Consensus: there's no such thing, or if it does exist, it's exceedingly rare.
D-Lish Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 Believe what you want, but yes she did cum 5 times in 45 minutes, I have no reason to lie. I am not posting here for keyboard notoriety. And yes I think she is a circus show sidefreak because I have never in my life seen a woman squirt like that before. And no she was only on top for a portion of the time, we varied up the positions. I was very close to climaxing and she stopped. She came so much because I was playing with her clit while we were having sex, so maybe thats why she did. If she wasnt a massive freakshow squirter, then I would question the whole 5 times in 45 minutes. I still don't believe you. It's hard enough to come once in 45 minutes, let alone 5 times. I'd think you were lying if you said she came 2 times.
Jannah Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 Frustrated yes. Pissed off, no. No one told you to make her have an oh-m-gee five times in forty five minutes. That's all on you buddy.
TheMENemy Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 I still don't believe you. It's hard enough to come once in 45 minutes, let alone 5 times. I'd think you were lying if you said she came 2 times. Furthermore, if a guy actually did make a girl have five orgasms in one 45 minute session she would have MADE SURE he was satisfied, too. Anyone who is as sexual as OP claims this woman was did not get that way by leaving partners unsatisfied.
MrNate Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 Am I the only one laughing?? These stories are usually the other way around..
theBrokenMuse Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 I know exactly what he's talking about. There was an entire thread about the myth of so called "female ejaculation" recently right here at Love Shack. Consensus: there's no such thing, or if it does exist, it's exceedingly rare. It's the concensus of the Medical Community that matters, imo and as far as I know that's an issue that's under a considerable amount of debate not one that has been refuted.
Star Gazer Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 Furthermore, if a guy actually did make a girl have five orgasms in one 45 minute session she would have MADE SURE he was satisfied, too. Anyone who is as sexual as OP claims this woman was did not get that way by leaving partners unsatisfied. Good point. Further, someone as sexual as OP claims this woman was, would consider it her DUTY to make sure her partner was satisfied.
TheMENemy Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 Am I the only one laughing?? These stories are usually the other way around.. Hey the OP wants to know if he has a "right to be pissed off" because he was pissed on. It's an inherently funny topic of discussion.
Jannah Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 Am I the only one laughing?? These stories are usually the other way around.. More like....
Surrealist Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 Of course she was cumming, she rolled over and went to sleep!
ReturnToSender Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 If a guy was going at it for 45m and still hadnt cum, Id be done. My personal little saying is, Im not a slab of concrete...if you have to drill me all night to get the job done, youre not the man for the job. Not saying anything about you or your skills, and Im sure there are women who just like guys who just keeping going at it forever, Im just not one of em. And a huge part of my enjoyment is knowing the guy cums. If thats not happening, I feel like Im just not doing it for him and its not gonna happen. She might be that sort too...you dont know what she likes or how she is cause well..it was your first (and presumably, after how everything went down) only time with her. Not all women are the same....get in bed with a woman thinking that and youll end up getting disappointed quite a bit.
TheMENemy Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 It's the concensus of the Medical Community that matters, imo and as far as I know that's an issue that's under a considerable amount of debate not one that has been refuted. I don't claim to be an aficionado of porn, and not "squirting porn." However I have occasionally seen video clips of it and I have never seen a single one where it is not blatantly obvious that the fluid being expelled by the woman is urine. I have never personally been with a woman who I could say "squirted". Gotten wet? Sometimes, very wet? Yes of course. "Squirted"? Nope, nada, never. On the other hand if it happened while I was actually inside her I'm not sure how I would be able to actually tell that she was squirting, which is another big problem with OP's story. I mean presumably their genitals are in more or less direct contact with each other, it might feel very wet, but how could he tell she's "squirting" even if she is? He doesn't say how the five O's happened, but I have to assume it was from him giving her oral, esp. since he didn't have one himself. So while giving 45 minutes of oral he got squirted in the face a few times by a drunk, full-bladdered girl with a minor case of urinary incontinence during sex, who was too inconsiderate or too out of it to get up to go to the bathroom. How he doesn't have a severe TMJ problem after doing that for 45 minutes, we can only guess. Now, I have known QUITE A FEW women who have admitted to having urinary incontinence problems, including from sexual excitement. So unless we do have conclusive scientific proof of the phenomena--and with the wonders of the internet, surely it would be easy enough for someone to find a porn video of a woman ejecting a fluid that doesn't look exactly like urine, if it was possible, that is--I'm afraid I'll have to remain the skeptic.
D-Lish Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 Am I the only one laughing?? These stories are usually the other way around.. You're right. As a woman, I don't always come with every sexual encounter. Imagine, as a guy, having sex, but only being able to finish "sometimes". How would that work out for you? As far as I am concerned, the OP can finish himself off and consider it done.
Jannah Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 As far as I am concerned, the OP can finish himself off and consider it done. ***applauding****
TheMENemy Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 You're right. As a woman, I don't always come with every sexual encounter. Imagine, as a guy, having sex, but only being able to finish "sometimes". How would that work out for you? As far as I am concerned, the OP can finish himself off and consider it done. Well depending on how (in)credible you believe OP's "Five O's in 45 minutes!" story, and how he supposedly achieved that, instead of "nickelback" maybe his screen name should be: "Baron von Munchhausen."
TheMENemy Posted November 8, 2010 Posted November 8, 2010 Of course she was cumming, she rolled over and went to sleep! He couldn't tell if she was cumming or going.
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