Someone obessed with sex and sexuality

[irc333]

OKay, I had come across this profile of a woman, she seems to have a rather lengthy paragraph about what she looks for in a man, and she seems to put too much emphasis on sexual performance:

 

 

Intimately, I am very sensual. Things should not be awkward... This is an area that, in my opinion, should just work. Being sexually compatible can make or break a relationship in time… A kiss will tell a lot.

 

Slow, intense, passionate and just fits together perfect. Not fast, abrupt, sloppy, “pecky”, jerky, etc. I like touches to be strong, tender, sexy… Don’t pet me like a dog or hug me like I’m one of the guys. To me, perfect love making is like a sexy, romantic, passionate love scene out of a classy romance… Anything rough or vulgar, porno or “mechanical” is OUT. Nasty or porno talk and I’m gone. I'm a sucker for beautiful eyes, pretty teeth, and smooth flawless skin... CLEAN,STRAIGHT, WHITE teeth are a must!!! I tend to be turned off by "hairy" men. (Just being honest...)

 

I do my best to maintain an attractive appearance and would hope that my man would want to make himself as attractive to me as possible, as well. I like a guy to be playful and funny. But there is a "coolness factor" that has to remain intact... Once you cross the line of being corny or acting like a dork, you become a turn off.

Gee, pressure there...can't be crossing ANY lines with her, she expects perfection.

 

She seems to go WAY too much into intricate detail about what she's looking for, I'm suprised she didn't give angular measurements of "youre inscisors must be at a X degree angle for me to date you, and your kiss must be as moist as a damp sponge, but not too wet like a sloppy wash rag.

 

LOL

[bac]

It looks like a fake profile to me.

Unless the girl has no common sense for some reason or you found it on adult sites.

[Knittress]

Haha, I think your regular profile reviews are kinda fun. I myself think she sounds kinda hot - she's probably pretty good in the sack, too. Why don't you message her and find out? So what if she turns out to be critical afterwards - sooo totally not the point!

[TheMENemy]

That woman just needs a thorough f*cking and she will be brought into line right quick.

[musemaj11]

Thats what happen when you read too many romance novels.