moimeme Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 OK, I think I've come up with the solution. As soon as you start dating someone steadily, both of you go and get your eyes burned out. That way, nobody can 'look at another woman' or 'watch porn' or in any way cause grief by having the temerity to cast their eyes in the direction of anybody but you. Because, after all, we all know that looking at an attractive person means that you lust after them in your heart and want to dump your current partner immediately for them. Certainly if you look at another naked body, that means you want that above all others, even the one of your own beloved. Quick, go buy stocks in eye clinics which will offer eye-burning procedures. I'm sure it will be the next booming business. Now, for those of you who can't detect sarcasm, that was it. Seriously, WTF is going on? What an epidemic of mistrust and pitiful self-esteem! Anybody who wants to make pots of money should set up the Starbucks of psychology on every corner just to treat people with basement-level self-esteem because this is just craziness.
Errol Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 Maybe we should start calling you "Lucy" as in the Peanuts character. The Doctor is IN I'll donate some orange crates to build the corner counseling stand! LOL! Hmmm.... That idea is just crazy enough to work.
NEONINK Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 Alright. Good point! I've always wondered how old you are moimeme? If you don't mind sharing.
Author moimeme Posted March 3, 2004 Author Posted March 3, 2004 Old as my tongue and slightly older than my teeth
NEONINK Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 Another new idea to preserve relationships? how about kill 'em and stuff 'em. sure they need to be embalmed, but they won't go anywhere that way! Obviously sarcasm again, don't call the FBI on me...
Author moimeme Posted March 3, 2004 Author Posted March 3, 2004 how about kill 'em and stuff 'em. sure they need to be embalmed, but they won't go anywhere that way! Excellent plan! They can't possibly have their own thoughts that way!
NEONINK Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 Norman Bates kept his Momma that way! "Uh-uh, Mother-m-mother, uh, what is the phrase? She isn't quite herself today." Norman
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