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I will never have sex again


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I can't deal with this; how do people deal with this?

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How do you know?

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How do you know?

 

I'm just one of those guys.

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I can't deal with this; how do people deal with this?

 

Not with that attitude.

 

Pick yourself up, realize that you are still breathing, and start to move on from whatever happened. It's not the end of the world. Believe me, there are far worse things life can throw at you.

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A bit more information would be useful!

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You got sex in the first place, right? So why not again?

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Seriously, sex = best thing ever.

 

Soon enough you'll find a woman (or man if you're a woman [or not if you're homosexual(you get the point)]), and you'll feel weird things "down there". At this point you'll realise that you will want to have sex :)

 

We all had that feeling at one point in our lives - just hang in there and it will get better!

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Seriously, sex = best thing ever.

 

Correction: Cherry Chocolate Coconut Pizza = better than sex.

 

I've had both, and the pizza was better.

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Better Correction: Reaching orgasm while simultaneously taking a giant bite of Cherry Chocolate Coconut Pizza = highest point you can reach in your life.

 

Oh yeah, you will have sex again too, don't worry.

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Correction: Winning the Mega Millions lotto jackpot = wayyy better than sex.

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Go to hooker, prove to yourself that you was wrong (about not having sex), then pick up yourself and start moving on. Both mentally (by changing your attitudr) and physically (by improving your look and fitness )

 

Don't try to eat during the orgasm, you can suffocate :)

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Correction: Cherry Chocolate Coconut Pizza = better than sex.

 

I've had both, and the pizza was better.

 

i do like sex but i loooovve my food haha.Yum!

To OP im sure ul have sex again!

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